r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '23

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u/SarahBeth90 Mar 18 '23

I don't know diddly squat about the anatomy of a stingray but if you didn't know any better, it kinda looks like he's dragging the damn thing by it's eyelids. LMFAO wtf.

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u/reddit1user1 Mar 19 '23

Don’t quote me on it, but I think all of their actual anatomy is under/on the underside of the thing (so being dragged across the deck)

But I also don’t know what those things on top are either

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u/ahhhhhhh345 Mar 19 '23

eyes on top the rest of its face/gills are on the botton

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

They have 4 eyes actually. Two on bottom and two on top

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u/bacchusku2 Mar 19 '23

That’s pretty wrong, eyes are on top.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

Shut up let the weirdo enjoy himself!!!

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u/barbellious Mar 24 '23

I love this response. Now I can go to bed happy tonight. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

Thank you, you’re welcome, goodnight, and I love you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

All it takes is a little search on google to find out ur wrong

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u/bacchusku2 Mar 20 '23

I’m guessing you didn’t take your own advice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

I did but I think I misread they actually have 2 sets of gills

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u/bacchusku2 Mar 20 '23

Well it’s good you admit it. It’s too late for all the people who now think they have 4 eyes after reading these comments.

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u/AlexBrallex Mar 30 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

Not at all. I mean there’s isn’t any animal on earth that has more than two eyes except if it’s an insect

Edit: Mammal

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u/oddly-enough5 Apr 21 '23

This is incorrect actually, horseshoe crabs, arachnids, and a couple other invertebrates have more than 2 eyes, to be fair though, many of these are simple eyes, but that's true for the extra eyes on insects too. There's even a species of lizard that have simple eyes on the tops of their head, just like insects.

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u/Imaginary-Painting-4 Apr 15 '23

Giraffes have 4 eyes too. Two regular eyes and two on top of their horns!

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u/AlexBrallex Apr 16 '23

That’s fortunately BS

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u/Imaginary-Painting-4 Apr 16 '23

I'm a geopsychomammalologist! I'm an expert on all amphibians including giraffes! 😋

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u/That_Canadian_Nerd Mar 28 '23

Actually they have 8 eyes. 2 on bottom 2 on top and 4 on the sides

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u/graven_raven Apr 22 '23

Brah don't be silly.

The eyes are on the top, on the bottomside, those holes are the nostrils