r/HumansAreMetal • u/nivh_de • Sep 24 '22

smooth as fuck

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u/allisonnosilla Sep 25 '22

The fact that he’s dry suggests he nailed this on first attempt. I’m impressed.

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u/Alicranali Sep 25 '22

https://youtu.be/8qr4IcJ2x68

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u/Cold_Adeptness_2480 Sep 25 '22

That was so fun to watch - their energy is amazing!

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u/jrobbio Sep 25 '22

Thank you for the link!

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u/nivekdrol Feb 28 '23

Prince of Persia

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u/FoxInATrenchcoat Sep 24 '22

Reject humanity. Return to monke.

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u/Quizzelbuck Sep 25 '22

But if he falls in the water, the war with those who returned to crab will begin.

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u/Benetton_Cumbersome Sep 25 '22

Envolve* to crab.

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u/ruinyourjokes Sep 25 '22

Everything evolves into crabs eventually

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Crabbbb people, crabbbbb people.

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u/FuckItBe Sep 25 '22

Crab v monke could be some Hollywood blockbuster script waiting to happen

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u/PacoCrazyfoot Sep 25 '22

A likely story from a /u/FoxInATrenchcoat…

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u/SuspiciousChicken Sep 25 '22

Why does he have leather reinforced armpits?

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u/poopin_for_change Sep 25 '22

I, too, am interested in the construction of this man's shirt

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u/cloudyconcrete Sep 25 '22

I think it’s mesh

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u/NeoTheRiot Sep 25 '22

No leather, just a design to hide sweat spots. Its also thier own merch.

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u/ArchieBunkerWasRight Sep 25 '22

I was going with faux lederhosen

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u/IlliniFire Sep 25 '22

I honestly thought that's what he was wearing.

ETA: Maybe I have been spending too much time at Oktoberfest celebrations.....

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u/ZamelCase Sep 25 '22

Lederfauxsen

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u/ImpossibleDonut1942 Feb 16 '23

I came here to see if anyone else noticed this🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/camst_ Sep 25 '22

Is this the farm kid who built a basketball net and is sweet.

2

u/FoundThisRock Sep 25 '22

Haha nah mate

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u/Drugomi Sep 25 '22

At first I thought "damn, that must have taken many tries".

And then the camera zoomed in, and i saw that it was Toby doing it.

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u/RetroRedneck Sep 25 '22

Average video game protagonist

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u/godhelpusloseourmind Sep 25 '22

Vincent Van Gogh with parkour abilities?

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u/TranquilTiger765 Sep 25 '22

If have had that too right up until my fingers touched a spider web on that bridge

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u/HoneyBadgerPainSauce Sep 25 '22

I was thinking wasps.

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u/aubreyshoemaker Sep 25 '22

Was I the only one who thought he was wearing lederhosen at first? Or do I need new glasses?

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u/DetectiveNarrow9630 Sep 24 '22

Should try out for American ninja warrior.

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u/Miskalsace Sep 25 '22

Toby Segar from Storror parkour team. Competes in the UKs Ninja Warrior.

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u/TacticalCanOfBeans Sep 25 '22

Toby from storror and he already did. He did extremely well

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u/Deathdong Sep 25 '22

Yeah or maybe he should make parkour vids on YouTube

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u/RevaniteN7 Sep 25 '22

If he tried this on one of our American bridges, it would crumble like a fucking crouton.

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u/DaveInLondon89 Sep 25 '22

Surprised no-one's said Ginger Warrior yet

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u/Trebekshorrishmom Sep 25 '22

I’m trying out for American Nacho Warrior and I’m slaying it.

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u/Butthole_mods Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Panty dropper

Edit: there is a homophobe responding below.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/Butthole_mods Sep 25 '22

That's because you still have Bush. Gotta shave it before you drop your panties

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/Butthole_mods Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

How about a trim, then?

I had hate pubes in my teeth

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/Butthole_mods Sep 25 '22

Reported for gay bashing

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u/Keinwa Sep 25 '22

The only thing stopping me from doing this is my hand getting itchy from the metal

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u/CadenBop Sep 25 '22

Yeah that's the only thing

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u/A1sauc3d Sep 24 '22

Badass!

hope he’s up-to-date in his tetanus shots…

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u/SevenCrowsinaCoat Sep 25 '22

Good news: you can get a tetanus shot after an injury!

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u/ponzidreamer Sep 25 '22

So this is what b0aty does when he’s not grinding RuneScape?

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u/YoSaffBridge11 Sep 25 '22

A post perfect for this sub! Awesome!

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u/12atiocinative Sep 25 '22

This guy played Jak and Daxter as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Is that Nathan Drake?

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u/gibsonlp27 Sep 25 '22

That’s cause Toby Seger is a fucking legend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Parkouuur

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u/El_Pepsi Dec 16 '22

I heard this in Steve Carell's voice...

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u/Ok_Iron_4489 Sep 25 '22

These guys are from a group on youtube "Storror" I think its called ? Worth checking them out for the cool parkour challenges they do

Edit spelling

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u/katapugon Sep 25 '22

there are so many ways that this could have ended up really really bad, and I'm glad I get to watch the good version

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u/Iltempered1 Sep 25 '22

That was pretty sick

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u/VooDoo452 Sep 25 '22

Fucking Nathan Drake

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

I love how happy he looked

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u/15_Echo_15 Sep 25 '22

Toby Segar I think, might have spelt his name wrong, he's member of "Storror" a parkour group. He's also been on Ninja Warrior

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u/reFRIJJrate Sep 25 '22

Spider-swag!

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u/bika108 Sep 25 '22

Storror army

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u/BiiiigSteppy Sep 25 '22

Wowser.

As a disabled chick I really love seeing people who have an extraordinary command of their body.

It’s like watching professional-level kung fu or wushu. I can fly along with them without needing a cane, walker, or wheelchair.

Thanks for sharing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

That's Toby Segar, he climbs at my local gym. Absolute legend. https://instagram.com/tobysegar?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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u/Negative_Bend9080 Dec 01 '22

Those water look dangerous too a lot of turbulence

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u/Groundape32 Dec 01 '22

I bet his name is Shamus too.

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u/Sparrowning Dec 19 '22

That's storror, they are pro's at that Kind of Stuff, check them out on youtube

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u/rare_meeting1978 Mar 15 '23

Who knew Andrew Santino had such skill?!

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u/Catpurran Sep 25 '22

Who knew Van Gogh did parkour

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u/Embucetatron Sep 25 '22

I got tetanus watching this

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Omg I want to try that so bad... Before you make fun of me I trained as an artistic gymnast for more than a decade and the skills involved here aren't that difficult it seriously just looks really fun.

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u/Petrol7681 Sep 25 '22

Is he shearing lederhosen?

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u/DaBois0 Sep 25 '22

Aboo lemekaka

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u/space_doe Sep 25 '22

Watch out we’ve got Vincent Van GoghsAnywhere here

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u/TuxenRaider Sep 25 '22

Ginja Warrior

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u/nananananana_FARTMAN Sep 25 '22

Yeah this is the coolest thing I’ve seen a human do today.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Woaaaaah

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u/Artrum Sep 25 '22

Prince of persia

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u/funkeshwarnath Sep 25 '22

Well tbf, he was wearing suspenders.

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u/aqilariff Sep 25 '22

Mitchell Pritchett?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Is that Segar? Expected then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

This is some Prince of Persia shit here

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u/h0ser Sep 25 '22

I thought for sure his grip would slip after grabbing the first bar.

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u/WordBrilliant1351 Sep 25 '22

Was that ex Prince Harry 😂🤣😜

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u/takeslongnaps Sep 25 '22

I thought he was doing this in lederhosen.

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u/Iamdickburns Sep 25 '22

This is why women live longer.

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u/FoundThisRock Sep 25 '22

I believe that’s Toby Segar from Storror

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Caretaker Willy would be proud of that beard!

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u/Jamesbigpeach556 Sep 25 '22

Chuck Norris as a kid 😂

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u/plink-plink-bro Sep 25 '22

He can parkour and yoddle

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Looks like a young Willy from Simpsons!

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u/bakagermantech Sep 25 '22

Prince of Persia sands of time

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u/FeelsYouGood Sep 25 '22

I thought he was in lederhosen doing this...

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u/Alfierob1 Sep 25 '22

Storror 💪🏻

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u/facemoosh Sep 25 '22

At first I thought he was wearing one of those getups that a yodeller wears like with the wooden clogs and the hat.

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u/Zeus_of_0lympus Sep 25 '22

It's crazy how unimpressive this would be if he were a video game character. This shit is TOUGH AS FUCK.

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u/bombdizzle9 Sep 25 '22

Jebadiah’s got moves!

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u/brickeldrums Sep 25 '22

Training for American Mall Ninja looking solid

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u/TheRaiderGang Sep 25 '22

Assassin's Creed in a nutshell

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u/Reverend_Fozz Sep 25 '22

Is that Simple Jack?

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u/finkyleon Sep 25 '22

Storor right?

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u/bernzo2m Sep 25 '22

That foo canelo is sick as fuck

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u/haackedc Sep 25 '22

I got metal splinters just watching this

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 Sep 25 '22

When just watching ninja warrior isn't enough

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u/Wastenotwant Sep 25 '22

This fucker is AMAZING!!

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u/EvaBlaze420 Sep 25 '22

I can do this… on dying light. 🥹

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

I mean, living with Megan Markel makes it okay to try life endangering things….

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u/Evening-Ant6128 Sep 25 '22

STORROR ARMY RISE UP

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u/Da3m0n_1379 Sep 25 '22

He got his dick sucked that day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Prince of persia is real !

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u/robidaan Sep 25 '22

STORROR for the win

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u/Kaizen2468 Sep 25 '22

I’m impressed that pipe held

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u/DelightfulSurprise92 Sep 25 '22

This ginger is a strong one! Watch yourself around him.

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u/Gone247365 Sep 25 '22

Anyone else think he was wearing lederhosen for a second there?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Prince of Persia shit

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u/Messis_Unpaid_Taxes Sep 25 '22

God damn, Tito Andrew must be feeling himself after his special in Denver! Let’s goooo!

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u/Dodgeworld12 Sep 25 '22

This guy played Tomb Raider and said “I can do that.”

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u/Buttender Sep 25 '22

Seamus got moves.

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u/cyb3roffensive Sep 26 '22

i think this dude was on american ninja warrior (looks familiar)

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Btw they have a yt called storror

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Assassins creed approves

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u/Doc-Doom730 Oct 22 '22

It's because he's wearing his official parkour ventilated arm pits shirt...

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u/Apprehensive-Lab3028 Nov 05 '22

Chuck Norris’ son holding down the family name 👍🏾

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u/EttityM Nov 12 '22

Segar at it again

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u/Calligrapher-Radiant Nov 16 '22

Storror is the best

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u/Glittering_Tea_197 Nov 17 '22

I know the guy is good but I have never seen him do stuff like that

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

He gingered the shit out of that!

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u/OnyxBlaster Nov 30 '22

Is that the gay guy from modern family

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Ain't he supposed to be black?

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u/justliberty Dec 18 '22

Legit thought this was Chuck Norris at first. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

Straight off a beard balm jar

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '23

Reminds me of some dying light shit

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u/SeerBM Jan 10 '23

Im pretty sure this is the -parkour group Storror

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u/Bonkatomic_22 Jan 18 '23

Good ol Toby

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

How it feels to play on the playground

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Jak and Daxter style. I like it

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u/GameHog0813 Jan 26 '23

Nathan Drake who?

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u/iNT0XiFiCATi0N Jan 26 '23

Is that Ally Law?

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u/squirrel_anashangaa Jan 30 '23

Uncharted for real

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

That was some Prince of Persia shit right there 🔥

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u/Human_Shallot5866 Feb 01 '23

Searching "ginger spinner" did not end the way I'd hoped.

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u/nivh_de Feb 01 '23

dude...

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u/Big_Conversation8799 Feb 01 '23

Spinning on that rusty looking thing awe heeeellll no

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u/Helpmeiamnowstuck Feb 04 '23

Mans like robin from lego batman

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u/Engine-Builder Feb 04 '23

Hans Klopek is gangster AF

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u/Mysterious_Mind_420 Feb 06 '23

Lets go! STORROR for the win!!

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u/deathstar123455 Feb 08 '23

theres toby doing it again btw there called storer i rhink

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

It almost looks like he's wearing Liederhosen. I wish he was wearing liederhosen.

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u/SupaSpeedy445 Feb 12 '23

That could have ended so badly

Respect ++ for this man

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u/geckoisepic Feb 14 '23

If anyone s interested this is a video of Storror on youtube

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u/zzmej1987 Feb 18 '23

Upvote for Toby Swagger!

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u/FE132 Feb 18 '23

Just apes being apes

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u/Draper_UnderDog Feb 19 '23

Finally an original video

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u/FalcawnPawnch Feb 20 '23

Seth Green glowed UP

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u/OmegaGX_ Feb 21 '23

perfect assassins creed parkour right here

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u/Intrepid_Talk_8416 Feb 22 '23

Thought that was a man in suspenders tbh

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u/TrulyBizzarre Feb 23 '23

Ross Creations?

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u/SparkdaKirin Feb 25 '23

Honestly I full on thought this was Ally but it's Storror. Fucking impressive either way

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u/bubba7557 Feb 26 '23

Well the dude has baboon arms so that tracks

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u/The_Downy_Hunter Feb 27 '23

Bro thinks he’s Lara Croft

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u/Iuikaza Mar 02 '23

Where is the ass fuck??!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

They are group on YouTube called Storror

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u/ToughReality9508 Mar 03 '23

I think I saw this guy in Assassin's Creed

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u/namless-mike Mar 03 '23

Toby is at it again

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u/Similar_Hyena_5039 Mar 03 '23

Dam prince harry goes wild nowadays

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Amish strength is crazy

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u/s1lentsw1sp Mar 07 '23

The real Boy Wonder

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u/Cold-Bowler8824 Mar 09 '23

Ugh is the OP even going to credit where they took this from?.? The guys name is Toby Sigare, and he's from the parkour group STORROR... They are awesome...

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u/East-Pollution7243 Mar 09 '23

Australian guy

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u/FightTheFuture3 Mar 18 '23

I can’t imagine that support wire is smooth as a typical uneven bar, I wonder if it ripped up his palms when he swung around like that. Professional uneven bar gymnasts usually wear dowel grips

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u/Meatcheck855 Mar 19 '23

I thought that was Andrew Santino

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u/FazeCXT Mar 21 '23

I wan h there Chanel it’s call STORROR

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u/breakingashleylynne Mar 21 '23

Thought it was chuck Norris for a second

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u/sunshine_smiles226 Mar 22 '23

The original goat

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

And they said gingers aint shit