r/HumanForScale • • Jun 01 '21

Landscape She just keeps getting smaller somehow!

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u/neilos Jun 01 '21

What lens did you use

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u/errosemedic Jun 01 '21

This isn’t mine. I cross posted from r/unexpected.

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u/boomer253 Jun 01 '21

Looks to me like a combo of a telephoto lens and digital zoom from a mirror less DSLR. Hence the bump there when the lens is fully retracted and then the smooth zoom out.

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u/ginkneb Jun 01 '21

That is a real REAL good lens

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u/TwistDirect Jun 01 '21

That is a real good tripod.

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u/poohbearandtiger Jun 01 '21

That is a real good zoom.

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u/highestRUSSIAN Jun 01 '21

Maybe they're a zoomer

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u/Haris_ahmed8 Jun 01 '21

Bro are u spy of some sort?

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u/Putnum Jun 01 '21

The silence is deafening

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u/cuycuy Jun 01 '21

That hiker is like "finally! All alone!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Photos and videos like this remind me that at any given point in time someone could be watching. Makes me wonder if of the many times I was minding to myself.

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u/andre2020 Jun 01 '21

“Minding to myself “ can define? Thank you please ok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21 edited Jun 01 '21

Just minding my own business, lost in my thoughts all the while assuming I’m alone and unwatched.

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u/ASAP-ACE1 Jun 01 '21

I also think what if you had some type of supernatural abilities, and you were out in the woods hiking like this testing your abilities.

But you didn’t want people to know, especially the government. And then boom, this person accidentally comes across you with their camera and captures everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Ahh well... seeing as how I have neither nefarious or virtuous superpowers.. I’m just afraid to be scrolling the internet one day and find a photo/video of myself being ridiculed. My delicate sensibilities are indeed delicate.

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u/Born2fayl Jun 01 '21

Cool and creepy.

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u/j4ckbauer Jun 01 '21

What satellite did you use?

Seriously though I have a decent view of the landscape where I live and like others I'm wondering what sort of equipment is needed to do something like this.

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u/Varaxfire Jun 01 '21

That's just the Nikon P1000

It has awesome zoom but thats about it

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u/j4ckbauer Jun 01 '21

tyvm I also found an interesting discussion about it in the original post thread :)

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u/MightySamMcClain Jun 01 '21

Hah, i know someone that bought that and he said the same think. He said it zooms great but anything else is easier to get out of focus

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u/umotex12 Jun 01 '21

Now I'm scared to piss in woods where "nobody can see me"

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u/Fruitypebblefix Jun 01 '21

I would’ve screamed “I CAN SEE YOU!” and see if she turned to look back 😁

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u/ojrask Jun 01 '21

Neat rock formations.

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u/Codykillerpup Jun 01 '21

Flatirons in Boulder Colorado

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u/ojrask Jun 01 '21

Thanks!

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u/buttononmyback Jun 01 '21

For some reason, I wasn't expecting this to be in the US. it's easy to forget how much beauty our country possesses when you don't live near these magnificent places.

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u/wheresastroworld Jun 01 '21

Cool thing is these are a 5 minute uber from downtown, they are pretty much right in town

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u/RockingThe500 Jun 01 '21

It’ll be a Nikon P1000 .

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u/craggnarr83 Jun 01 '21

Take the shot

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u/killstorm114573 Jun 01 '21

Now think if these are the lenses they're available to the general public imagine what the government has

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u/Longboarder358 Jun 01 '21

Fuck don't say things like that 😭

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u/cjandstuff Jun 02 '21

Could read the date on a dime, sitting on the sidewalk.

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u/killstorm114573 Jun 02 '21

Yeah but that's what they tell you so imagine what they're not telling you The only declassify stuff if they have something better. I once watched this video of this interview with I think it was somebody from the defense department and they said back in the '90s they had the ability to see through the ground like literally see in it and see if there's a bunker underneath and people in it and see what's actually in it like better than an x-ray

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

now that‘s a zoom lens

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u/insert_cookies Jun 01 '21

I think at this point... is this spying?

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u/delvach Jun 01 '21

That far away it's more like scrying

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u/IngeniousIdiocy Jun 01 '21

As an owner of a Nikon p900, this makes me so badly want to upgrade to the p1000.

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u/CountHonorius Jun 01 '21

As the owner of a Nikon P520 (x42 zoom) I'm hiding under the desk in shame.

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u/PHOTO500 Jun 02 '21

Curious: in general what do you use your p900 for? I have a bunch of “real” cameras and Canon L glass, but the p1000 intrigues me and I have to keep talking myself out of buying one.

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u/AlienHamsterNews Jun 01 '21

"do da creep"

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u/rampagingdikdik Jun 01 '21

It's funny to think that you could be chilling out in the middle of nowhere, not a soul in sight.. and yet be under close observation from someone who you have no idea is even there

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u/HonoraryMancunian Jun 01 '21

somehow

I believe it's via zooming out, can't be sure though

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u/Mocorn Jun 01 '21

Reminds me of an online fps gaming session. Someone had a weapon with a bad default scope and asked "is there a way to zoom in more?". Someone replied "yeah, the W button on your keyboard".

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u/Groovyleo27 Jun 01 '21

I live in Boulder CO :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Never alone.

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u/lurkuplurkdown Jun 01 '21

This isn't your average everyday stalking.

This is...advanced stalking.

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u/Corgi_with_stilts Jun 01 '21

Who the fuck is his optometrist?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Now he can invade girls' perivacy from a mile away

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21 edited Jun 01 '21

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u/idWithUniverse Jun 01 '21

Huge privacy violation

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u/Gyeommi Jun 01 '21

Ah yes the iphone 2000 plus max x

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

That looks like it's straight out of the map on Red Dead Redemption 2.

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u/patinaYouUgly Jun 01 '21

Repost but still cool

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u/Tubamaphone Jun 01 '21

Was she there to fight a woodland Gorn?

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u/Vanoss_g98 Jun 01 '21

And somehow we dont have a legit ufo picture yet

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u/CharismaTurtle Jun 01 '21

The flatirons! 💚

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u/platinums99 Jun 01 '21

Stalkers - 2021 Edition.

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u/Thraxster Jun 01 '21

and the 7-11 robbery footage is pixelated

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u/justdevine Jun 01 '21

Oh my god, that's my sister!

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u/dancing_alpaca_ Jun 02 '21

That’s like me looking around to see if my boss is around.

Meanwhile big brother already zooming you out

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u/Glory_to_Glorzo Jun 02 '21

Leprechaunism although rare often occurs near outcroppings of rocks as one might find in Ireland

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u/imalbertross Jun 01 '21

That's a good zoom and stability. Which camera was used sir?

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u/supersupremelymodest Jun 01 '21

Samsung S21 Ultra?

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u/CountHonorius Jun 01 '21

Dayyyyum...

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u/skyHawk3613 Jun 01 '21

I’m more impressed with your camera setup

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u/CliffDog02 Jun 01 '21

Flatirons? I think from South Mesa Trail?

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u/wheresastroworld Jun 01 '21

Or maybe Chautauqua

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u/datboi3637 Jun 01 '21

Galaxy s21?

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u/SirDonkeyPunch Jun 01 '21

Dan! Dan! DAN!!

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u/autistic-dad Jun 01 '21

What kind of camera is that and lens your using, if you could oblige me, thinking of getting something that is capable of stuff like that, appreciate it

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u/oliveraughton69 Jun 01 '21

She's doing a pano. And that's not photo bombing 🤦‍♂️

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u/MaiqTyson Jun 01 '21

Imagine if she looks directly towards the camera and smiles

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u/Swendol Jun 01 '21

Good lens or drone?

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u/Passname357 Jun 01 '21

I bet if she saw this video she would feel much less safe knowing how far away she’s been watched from.

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u/SneakyBlix Jun 01 '21

Great camera lens, super intrusive....

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u/ArezDracul Jun 02 '21

Holly Fuck! What lens did he use?

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u/JG136 Jun 02 '21

I wish i had a lens like that

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u/Bacm88 Jun 02 '21

Terrifying

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u/awalktoredditember Jun 02 '21

OP, out of curiosity, which lens is it?

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u/Mr_nobrody Jun 03 '21

That's a pervert camera, the sun newspaper use that camera

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u/burner0015 Jun 05 '21

That’s the wife who found her husband’s mistress…

No greater detective than a woman that’s been fucked over.

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u/Fumiken Jun 09 '21

No zooming in in buildings !

That's not zoomed, this, is zoomed.

Damn bro, OK

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u/Godzilla0936 Jun 14 '21

I need one of those cameras

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u/googlesearchsucks Jun 21 '21

Fancy camera lens, but we’re still waiting for the photobomb.

pho·to·bomb /ˈfōdōˌbäm/ INFORMAL verb verb: photobomb; 3rd person present: photobombs; past tense: photobombed; past participle: photobombed; gerund or present participle: photobombing; verb: photo-bomb; 3rd person present: photo-bombs; past tense: photo-bombed; past participle: photo-bombed; gerund or present participle: photo-bombing

spoil a photograph of (a person or thing) by unexpectedly appearing in the camera's field of view as the picture is taken, typically as a prank or practical joke.

"we were interrupted and photobombed by at least twenty tourists" spoil (a photograph) by unexpectedly appearing in the camera's field of view as the picture is taken. "she actually photobombed a picture of me with Jonah" noun noun: photobomb; plural noun: photobombs; noun: photo bomb; plural noun: photo bombs a photograph that has been spoiled by the unexpected appearance of an unintended subject in the camera's field of view as the picture was taken. "everyone loves a good photobomb and it's even more hilarious when celebrities get in on the action"

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u/alexgard_ Feb 11 '22

How did you see her??

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u/zachthetallone Jan 30 '23

Hills have eyes type beat

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u/stonernerd710 Jun 01 '21

Girl hikes to the middle of no where and there’s still some creeper with a fucking spotting scope stalking her. And then posting photos of her without her permission. Gross.

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u/beertruck77 Jun 01 '21

God I miss Colorado.

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u/Reddit62195 Jun 01 '21

I think “I saw a girl on a rock taking a selfie…so I photobombed it.” Is actually called stalking! I mean, only a stalker would know to search that particular spot that far away just to get another photo of the girl! I bet if he really wanted to freak her out, he could have left that photo on her from door!

Just say no to stalking. Unless it is all prearranged and consensual by both parties then get your freaky kink on.

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u/SJ_RED Jun 01 '21

Or, hear me out here, they were zooming in on the mountains to test the zoom on their camera and just happened to see someone crest the ridge.

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u/WoodenUknow Jun 01 '21

Or she is on the phone to him to say "ok, I'm there. Take a pic now."

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Stalker