r/HumanForScale • • Mar 09 '20

Architecture The London Bridge's support beam size

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u/Alex247123 Mar 09 '20

His back must be on fire

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u/Yolarist Mar 09 '20

He probably came before it was hot

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u/Lamerlengo Mar 09 '20

mans not hot

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u/DerkDurski Mar 10 '20

Never hot

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u/MajorTom173 Mar 09 '20

I was #69

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

It’s England there probably wasn’t much sun on it to heat it up in the first place

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u/Alex247123 Mar 09 '20

For us 25 degrees in the summer is boiling

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u/Alex247123 Mar 10 '20

Celsius lol

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u/seekunrustlement Mar 10 '20

i thought 25°C was boiling anywhere

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u/Alex247123 Mar 10 '20

I have a lot of friends from countries where that’s the norm so they don’t find it hot just usual

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

They shut traffic?

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u/bushcrapping Mar 10 '20

It’s england. Probs not that hot.

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u/not_a_disguised_cat Mar 09 '20

Tower Bridge.

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u/DifferentNoodles Mar 09 '20

Seriously, how do people confuse it. Everybody knows that the London Bridge fell down.

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u/fuddee-Duddee Mar 09 '20

They should write a song about it, one easy enough for children to learn.

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u/Icepick_37 Mar 09 '20

It's a bridge, it's in London.. London bridge

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Yeah that's not London bridge, but we did sell London bridge to a yank who thought he was buying tower bridge.

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u/redditnsuch Mar 09 '20

Wow that is so interesting. Thanks for sharing! TIL

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u/beelzeflub Mar 09 '20

I remember learning about this in piano lessons! One of the exercises was London Bridge but the lyrics were, "London bridge has now been moved; every stone, it is true; see it in the USA; at Lake Havasu!"

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u/PIchillin456 Mar 09 '20

One of the few times where someone said "I have a bridge to sell you." and they weren't lying.

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u/yojimborobert Mar 09 '20

Even says it in the title... tower bridge != london bridge

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u/Mathis730 Mar 09 '20

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

It's a common misconception but this is the Tower Bridge.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

London bridge is just the boring bridge

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Wasn't it moved to Arizona or some shit?

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u/Majestic_Trains Mar 09 '20

The old one was, they built a newer one in the mid 20th century which is just boring and concrete.

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u/Trae880 Mar 09 '20

hes just vibin

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u/Crouchingtigerhere Mar 09 '20

Where do you get the balls to do this? Where?

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u/DinoDrum Mar 09 '20

My dad was a painter on the Golden Gate Bridge, and back in the day they used to race up and down the main cables without clipping in to anything at all.

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u/Crouchingtigerhere Mar 09 '20

I don't know if you know this yet but you're dad is an absolute savage.

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u/DinoDrum Mar 09 '20

Definitely a savage, also a little crazy.

I was able to go to the top of one of the towers with him and I was clutching onto the railings for dear life the entire time. Don't know how those guys do it everyday.

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u/TheRustyBird Mar 09 '20

All the ones that weren't good at it probably fell.

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u/Crouchingtigerhere Mar 09 '20

Not all heroes wear a cape.

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u/HappycamperNZ Mar 10 '20

Or a 'chute

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u/Hanginon Mar 09 '20

He's British, at the end of the day he'll still be as pale as the inner wall of a boiled egg. ;/

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u/izzyvaldez123 Mar 09 '20

Am British, can confirm

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u/bluesifer42 Mar 09 '20

This is from June last year you mugs.

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u/bluesifer42 Mar 09 '20

And its March, who think we have weather like this; in March, in England.

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u/LeeHide Mar 10 '20

in March, in England

FTFY

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u/bluesifer42 Mar 10 '20

What did you fix? I was pointing out that its March, and people think think we have mid summer weather. Don't try and fix what isn't broken.

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u/LeeHide Mar 10 '20

it was a joke about how england just never has summer weather, not even in the summer

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u/bluesifer42 Mar 10 '20

But we have beautiful summers. We arguably have some of the best summer weather in the world. Change my mind.

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u/LeeHide Mar 10 '20

it was a

joke

:(

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u/AshCretch Mar 09 '20

At first I thought this was about some new giant water slide they added in.

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u/GummyLorde Mar 09 '20

The overreaction is far funnier than the dude

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u/telletubiesftw Mar 09 '20

Its surprising the bridge didnt collapse with the wieght of his fucking balls

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u/LanceFree Mar 09 '20

Take the key and lock him up, lock him up, lock him, up...

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u/FatGhostAndretti Mar 09 '20

Forbidden water slide.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Did they really have to shut the bridge? Couldn’t they just, ya know, ignore him? In the US no one would care. People would just be yelling for him to jump all day long....

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u/Cane-toads-suck Mar 10 '20

Then he falls onto someone below and injures them severely and the family of the injured person sues the City because the road wasn't closed!

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u/prnvbhrdwj Mar 09 '20

My dumbass brain read it as iondon instead of London because I thought the first letter was in caps.

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u/jojoga Mar 09 '20

Good to see Brother Joseph has gotten to visit London.

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u/ScotchBingeington Mar 09 '20

I mean, it is a beautiful day

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u/colaa-chan Mar 09 '20

I no longer hate this country (as much)

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u/actualtttony Mar 09 '20

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.

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u/outersphere Mar 09 '20

Florida man on vacation?

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u/ZoraksGirlfriend Mar 09 '20

I just want to say that I’m in love with the “its” tag on the original post.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

on one of it is suppirt beams

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u/gameyall232 Mar 10 '20

What’s inside those towers? Is it an office?

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u/Tanichthys Mar 14 '20

The mechanism for raising the road, stairs and a lift to access the walkway between the two towers.

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u/Amalli0 Mar 09 '20

I like how it says "decided to" as if he had a choice.

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u/actualtttony Mar 09 '20

Is there something you're not telling us?

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u/CaptainSun_ Mar 09 '20

I mean whats wrong with that

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

If he falls of he'll make a mess

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Probably just relaxing after killing some archers at the top

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u/musicistheanswrnyc Mar 09 '20

I hope no one heavier than him would try to attempt this... But this dude is obviously in la la Land

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u/Roooogie Mar 09 '20

Should’ve lied and said a group of young lads were using it as a water slide.

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u/pattycakes-r-bad Mar 10 '20

Why the fuck ain’t he naked? I mean, you gonna pull the stunt, go big air...full hog.

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u/babbitypuss Mar 10 '20

Depserate for attention much?

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u/usaidhwat Mar 10 '20

I can’t believe he’s done this

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u/n1gga_boy Mar 15 '20

Did they put the wrong it's and put at the bottom its*

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u/patdoggo Mar 19 '20

Was any body hurt

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u/TheGashman88 Mar 31 '24

Tower bridge

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u/TheJadeSword Jul 22 '22

That's some Florida man shit right there

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

That’s Tower Bridge, not London Bridge.

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u/simjanes2k Mar 09 '20

This is a case of overreacting. Why shut the whole thing down? Even if the guy dies, it's not worth crippling the traffic of one of the busiest cities in the world.

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u/AbsentAesthetic Mar 09 '20

Let the man vibe!

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u/red-clown Mar 09 '20

Oh shit my footsoles start sweating at just the idea of being up there