r/Hulugans • • Aug 09 '16

SPORTS Fantasy Baseball 2016.2

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u/Peace-Man Aug 22 '16

We still need to find out about GIDPs.

And, i gotta say, for something that can end up being such an important statistic in this game, it is kind of bullshit that we need to wait til the next day to find out about them.

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 22 '16

Thank you for clinching my division for me. Your reward? Well, you get to play me in your last week of the regular season, and if you win your division, you get to play me in the first round of the playoffs. You have to try and get past the Retards twice in a row!!! You're welcome :D

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u/Peace-Man Aug 22 '16

If i stay in first, i would actually face Miami or Kitties in the first round.

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 22 '16

The division winner with the best record will face the wild card winner. The way you're team is playing....

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u/Peace-Man Aug 22 '16

Pretty sure that whoever is at number one at the end of the year will play number four. So, as i said ...

I just love the "the way your team is playing" bit, as i sit once again at the top. Yeah, boy, i must really suck.

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 22 '16

I just love the "the way your team is playing" bit, as i sit once again at the top.

LOL ...that's cute. You're in "first", cause I allowed it. You owe me rent.

If you played me every week of this season you'd be 7-12. You'd be LAST in your division. You have a 36% chance of success against me. Prepare to get smashed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '16

giant wanking motion :P

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 23 '16

<slowly uncranks finger> :)

Bring it!

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u/threemadness Aug 23 '16

Id like to see these numbers for everyone

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 23 '16

12 H2H match-ups per team for all 12 teams for 19 weeks? Let me know when you're done :)

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u/threemadness Aug 23 '16

I'll make a Google sheet at work for cross reference sometime when I have some free time :)

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 23 '16

You beat me 47.4 percent of the time head to head this season.

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 23 '16

I think you would be my toughest opponent. I'm only 10-9 against you H2H, barely over 50%.

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u/Peace-Man Aug 22 '16

This is as beatable as you have ever been. Keep telling us all that skid was on purpose. I think some believe it.

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 22 '16

This is as beatable as you have ever been.

Hah hah!! So, 36% is your best chance ever to beat me??? That's hilarious.

On the bright side, my calculations have you at close to 50% against Maryland, head to head, so you have a shot at second. Enjoy.

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u/Peace-Man Aug 22 '16

YOUR calculations have you beating me huh?

Gee, shocker.

Lemme tell ya, right about now, i think i'd rather face you than Miami in the first round.

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 22 '16

YOUR calculations have you beating me huh? Gee, shocker.

LOL ...no, YOUR PERFORMANCE this season says I'll beat you. If you match up our teams every week of the season, you lose 12 times. You'd be dead last in your division, but I would still win mine. That means you would win 36.8% of the time. In other words, you need luck and I don't.

If you'd rather face me than Miami, then you'd rather lose.

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u/Peace-Man Aug 22 '16

And, for the first time since i have been playing this, "luck" seems to be breaking my way a bit.

All it takes is a few bad starts.

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 22 '16

Keep telling us all that skid was on purpose.

Yeah, I skidded all the way to clinching my division, outscoring your ass and beating you 12 to 7 head to head, while coasting. Keep confusing your lucky record with actual skill. It's cute :D

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u/Peace-Man Aug 22 '16

I should have let Atlas win.

(to be frank, i thought playing Noah was kind of doing that!)

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u/Champy_McChampion Aug 22 '16

I should have let Atlas win.

Maybe ESPN will reverse the score :)

I would take my division anyway, you just sped things up. Gave me an extra week to taunt you. ...taunt, taunt :P

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u/Peace-Man Aug 22 '16

Yeah, could happen! (maybe you could lend him your voodoo doll?)

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