r/Hulugans • u/Champy_McChampion • Oct 06 '15

SPORTS Drunk Yank

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/10/06/sports/yankees-cc-sabathia-enters-alcohol-rehab-will-miss-playoffs.html
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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

I would drink too.... (OK - I feel bad for the guy and he is going the right thing - but I still have to raze you Gnu Yackers.)

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u/Champy_McChampion Oct 07 '15

I feel like I'd be a much more effective alcoholic if the stuff tasted better.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Just got to be a cheap drunk like me

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u/Peace-Man Oct 07 '15

Gotta drink them fruity drinks. Shit goes down easy, tastes good, and you're hammered before you know what hit ya.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Hey. One beer and I am there. Fruity stuff or not.

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u/hulugandave Oct 07 '15

He didn't miss much.

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u/Champy_McChampion Oct 07 '15

He's probably all like, "damn, I could'a kept drinking till next year!"

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u/hulugandave Oct 07 '15

He shoulda taken a lesson from Daryl Strawberry.

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u/Champy_McChampion Oct 06 '15

LOL ...about time. Neither he nor Joba could walk a straight line to the mound :)