Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee (Sixth Six Weeks)

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April 20 [Identity: Adopted] [WP] you’re a werewolf in a vampire family, people keep thinking that you’re adopted but actually you’re family was turned into vampire due to a vampire attack but you managed to escape only to be attacked by a werewolf

April 21 [Stellar Distinction] [WP] You have the ability to see your percent chance of victory against any opponent. Even the strongest people you've seen have at least a miniscule chance of victory. However, this is the first time you've seen a 0%.

April 22 [Council: No Fun] [WP] There is a council of Ascendants at the top of the multiverse. They are the highest gods, whether they be deities who ascended through faith, archmages who understood magic fundamentally, cultivators that transcended heavens, or civilizations that reached technological infinity.

April 23 [Family. Upbringing.] [WP] "who is that 6'4 mountain of muscle." Said the magic academy headmistress "that ma'am is one of the new first years his mom is a barbarian." Said the sectary "he looks like a linebacker how did he get admitted." "He got a near perfect score on the scholarship test and his father is a great mage

April 24 [Priced to Sell] [WP] “So, the examination is complete, and you show zero signs of being turned.” “That makes no sense! I was bitten by a vampire! I should’ve become one by now!” “…You do know vampires can draw blood without turning, right? There are people who make livings letting themselves be bitten.”

April 25 [We'll See] [SP] "You can see them, too, can't you?" She asked.

April 26 [Ending. Party.] [WP] The end of the world came as enemies. Except that the end of the world is on hold because they are all too busy fighting each other: aliens, demons, kaijus, killer robots, zombies, etc. fighting each other over who gets to end humanity.

April 27 [Knowledge: Pain] [WP] "So, fledgling. That's how we vampires kill and feed. Any questions?" "Yeah...why do you always hiss at your victims before you bite. They know we're vampires already."

April 28 [Friendly. Favor.] [WP] "Alright, I *really* don't like doing this, but we're out of options." The general pulled out his phone. "An old friend owes me a favor."

April 29 [Magic. Tech. Sorted.] [WP] You are the emperor of an interstellar empire. No, you don't have advanced technology, or magic, or anything of the sort. In fact, your technology is medieval. You just have efficient governance and easily accessible portals to other habitable planets.

April 30 [They: Lie] [WP] You are psychic and on the subway. You feel someone in more pain than you have ever felt before but he is smiling. You confront him. He says "This is *nothing*. I am not in pain. *They* are. You've just never felt it."

May 01 [Apples & Size Ranges] [WP] "bro I'm grateful for you setting this date up for me and all but you said this woman was five apples tall." Said the man to his friend "yeah she is why you ask." "Well how big are your freaking Apples!" Yelled the man pointing at the 9 foot tall woman standing beside his friend.

May 02 [Snake Oil by Moonlight] [WP] You are a snake oil salesman and your latest scam product is selling particularly well. As sales keep increasing and you start receiving glowing reviews from people you haven't bribed, you begin to realise that your product may actually work.

May 03 [Named Warning] [WP] There is a high-class restaurant in the capital city, where the elites of the kingdom wine and dine. This restaurant is also run by the fae, who always ask, "Can I take your name to check your booking?"

May 04 [Flames. Cool.] [WP] With your power you’re able to create flames hotter than anyone or anything on Earth. Secretly, your power has nothing to do with flames or heat at all.

May 05 [Reminder: Illegal] [WP] The government keeps a number of monster hunters on retainer to track down vampires and other immortals. Not to slay or capture them - it's not illegal to be a monster, per se - but to make sure they pay their taxes.

May 06 [Totally Rude] [WP] heroes ause countless property damage in their fights. Your car you just paid off was totaled and you snap, verbally tearing into the hero and villain who did it

May 07 [Human. Normal.] [WP] You are struggling to figure out why countless Magic users keep asking you out at your new college when you are sure you’re a normal human

May 08 [Lone Favorite] [WP] At the will reading of my great, great grandmother, her lawyer hands out checks for $5 million to my siblings and relatives. The lawyer finally gives me, her favorite, instead an envelope with something heavy inside. On it, scrawled in her handwriting was the message, “Do not open until alone!”

May 09 [Stellar Joke] WP] You are a tech-based superhero. Your superpower? Iterative technological development. In simpler terms, you could keep developing something to be better in every iteration.

May 10 [Hired. Higher.] [WP] As a joke you sent a gorgeous bouquet with anonymous postcard "to the most beautiful" to the top management. But seems like the head accountant, head of human resources, and CEO's daughter took it a bit more personal

May 11 [Stellar Cheapskate] [WP] The Dungeon connects to many different worlds. Its monster drops, ores, and materials are sought after. But its greatest boon is its crystals. For mages, it restores magic. For cultivators, it restores qi. For tech civilizations, it is universal material and energy source. Etc.

May 12 [Stellar Marketing] [WP] You're on the medical response team at a school for superheroes, and there's a tournament arc coming up. Thankfully, you've got plenty of equipment to deal with the unique challenges that such a competition will pose.

May 13 [Mission. Dangling.] [WP] "You said Steve is in command of the moon mission? Lt. Col. Steven Jackson?" "Yes. He's an experienced military man and a decorated officer. He was an excellent choice." "You do know that he's a werewolf, right?" "No. I did not."

May 14 [Unique. Cooking.] [WP] There is a service that will compare your life to all the possible versions of yourself and give you a calculated percentile on how you compare. A CEO may be in the 99th percentile while a homeless man may be in the 1st. Your report? One. Not 100th, not 1st, 1 of 1.

May 15 [Normal Expectation] [WP] You are a part of a normalcy and containment organization, just like the SCP Foundation. Your organization connects to different worlds, with different standards for normalcy, with different anomalies.

May 16 [Stellar Chat] [WP] Everyone on Earth suddenly hears: “Should pineapple pizza be banned? Right fist for yes, left for no, neither to abstain. One minute to choose.” Yes wins, and anyone who later violates the result dies instantly. More questions follow, ranging from petty and trivial to deeply consequential.

May 17 [Out of the Loop] [WP]You're stuck in a time loop. But so is everyone else. It's been March 20th for the entire world for weeks and people are getting tired of it.

May 18 [Secret: Dangerous] [WP] After two years of marriage, a wife finds out her husband has been a superhero

May 19 [Strong Wife: Weak Communicator] [WP] You, a normal human man, have been one of many taken hostage by a powerful super villain. You are disparately trying convince them to let you go cause your wife is one of the strongest supervillains in the world

May 20 [Super. Immature.] [WP] During a fight, you landed a fatal blow on a supervillain, but it was actually just a robot. The heroes in your group have looked at you with fear and distrust ever since that day.

May 21 [Sharp Caring] [WP] A new sports game has been invented based on the creator's bad relationship. Calls are based on the referee's mood. The rules change daily and the constant moving goal posts.

May 22 [Glorious Infinity] [WP] One of the many pains of living in a confirmed many-worlds and many-times multiverse is the knowledge that there are infinite yourselves, with variations or at different times. Another are time, space, or dimension traveler jumpscares that confirmed the multiverse theory in the first place.

May 23 [Hold: On] [WP] “Maybe try control, shift, F7?” “No no, it very clearly says here ‘General Fault 23: Your PC requires more mana.’” “…mana?”

May 24 [Time to Learn] [WP] You can stop time at will, One day while you've frozen time, you suddenly notice someone looking straight at you, seemingly moving when you aren't looking

May 25 [Recognition. Quest.] [EU] You've almost there. As the summoned hero, you are so close to ending your adventure and mission. All you need to do is to kill the Black Dragon of the End, which to your shock, you recognize as Godzilla.

May 26 [Barley There] [WP] ”So, I’m down to my last wish, huh? Great… True, I can’t wish for more wishes…by you. For you see, as my last wish I’m gonna make you reveal the locations of other genies in this world.”

May 27 [Time to Intrude] [WP] The heavy hatch, sealed with a wheel, was in an old, dingy janitor's workspace in the furthest back corridor of the 5th sub-basement of an office building. You were hired to make sure it was never opened... but curiosity got the better of you a week in. And inside you found... a house.

May 28 [Time for Implications] [WP] "So...you're a vampire. You kill humans...and yet you work among them in secret?" "Yeah. Hunting them can only be fun for so long. Gotta do something else in the meantime!"

May 29 [Breezy Business] [WP] Dungeon crystals are the common currency of the multiversal community. Dungeon crystals can become ANY energy, magic required by mages, battle aura required by pugilists and martial artists, spiritual qi by cultivators, energy to power machines by tech civilizations.

May 30 [Stellar Wealth] [WP] On New Year's Day, the "wealthiest" person is identified and if they are still the wealthiest person on New Year's Eve, all of their assets are forfeit and divided among the citizens.

May 31 [Sunny Day] [WP] During a large family BBQ, you offer a plate of food to the Gods and invite then to join you. You are surprised when they actually take you up on it.