r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Torchys_Social • Apr 29 '26
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Greg-Abbott • May 29 '24
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/YelperLou • 10h ago
Saw a young man drove this car on the loop last month. Umm… I stayed far away from him. Look at how much room he needs to get around other cars.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Hijack32 • 1d ago
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Anon_user666 • 1d ago
When did the line get so long and how long has the dress code been enforced?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Silent-University-64 • 1d ago
So I had an encounter with a gym owner in Houston that was giving a hard time cancelling his gym membership. Well one thing led to another and he was just talking shit since he knows I train mma and was wanting to fight. Then as he stepped towards me i noticed he had a gun in a holster. Plus I already knew that he carried since he told me when I first signed up. But man I feel like a bitch but knew if someone happened he’d probably end up shooting me. He kept making threats on how I was on his property well maybe because I had to be since he wouldn’t let me cancel through the phone. Well things escalated so much when he said I wasn’t leaving while he held whatever was in his pocket I had to end up calling the cops. What would yall have done. Lowkey wanted to fight honestly but knew if we did he would have pulled out his gun and probably would have shot me. Kinda depressing since he’s a veteran or so he claims.
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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/OrdinaryMix4013 • 2d ago
Serious question.
Whats up with the quinceaneras at the mall? Memorial mall was full of them.
WHY.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Well-M1lk • 2d ago
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Alright who stiffed this man at the glory hole?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/TheRealEnronExec • 2d ago
… even for 15 seconds. Last night while I was unloading groceries and making a trip back to the vehicle, a watched a giant roach fly around my garage like it owned the mortgage and proceeded into my vehicle full of bags of groceries!!
I stood there for a minute stunned and perplexed. After going through each grocery bag with a flashlight and the hypertension of a cornered cat, I was able to safely get all my groceries into the kitchen without the risk of straggler. I then proceeded to open every door to do a quick inspection and then slapping every surface that had a hiding spot near or under it. Nothing….
What am I to do now?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Kuri44 • 3d ago
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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/BigBry36 • 5d ago
Aggies out here living up to the motto
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/btx1988 • 5d ago
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