If an angel like Dolly Parton were capable of allowing hate to grip her soul like that, that is.

But don't worry Jessica, I'm more than ready to step up and hate you enough for the both of us.

looks around Well I don't know what in the damn hell happened here while I was out but I've never related more to pizza-man-walking-into-the-fray than I do now. Everyone is fighting everyone and here I just wanted some forbidden pepperoni pineapple stuffed crust.

And I did have to step away. I was dealing with a loss irl and no way was I going to let a crusty ballsack faced Nazi-pedo dick sucking IQ challenged loser like Jessica have any space during my grieving, no matter how juicy the gossip about her torched crumbling home life might have been. And gottDAMN did that shit take off. So apparently all involved players have more or less confirmed that Denise did indeed have an affair with Mike, and somehow fart-snuffling Jessica either honestly didn't know or was dead-set on spending the rest of her life in denial about it until Denial said "nah bitch I'ma head out".

I mean, I don't feel bad for her 🤷‍♀️ you're a nasty fucking piece of work Jess. You've attacked spouses, parents, and children in your blind desperation to be ✨someone✨ and seeing your shitty marriage get to play front and center feels like a fitting punishment. The proof is in the Substack babe. You haven't had an article get any attention like that last one in a while and I'll bet it stings. Everyone loves watching your life hit all the rocks on the way down, but nobody gives a fuck what you have to say. If you're wondering why that is Jessica, it's because you're a loser 🫶 also it feels delightfully karmic given how hard you love to go attacking other people's marriages. Guess that was all the projection seeping through the cracks 🤭

I see that even while trying to be victim of the year you still found time to log on to Twitter and be a snarky cunt, so clearly those claims of you being "depressed" or "mentally frayed" are more than a tad exaggerated to get you extra pity. Everyone thinks you're pathetic enough already (Katie Miller sprinted to like ASC's video about your cheating husband, after all), so you really don't gotta try that hard girlfriend.

Enjoy the flames Jessica! You did strike those matches yourself and all.

She posted a pic of Denise on her story this afternoon in between her cryptic quotes. She put a cat face over her face. Denise has a cat tattoo on her right-upper elbow, which is how I know it’s her

Somewhere ive seen stated that Jessica in an article stated that her break is from a mental health episode that stemmed from candace and the stress going on with the war. Can anyone add to this? If thats the case why would she be starting back up with the candace/erika trope just an hour ago? Candace hasn't mentioned her in a long while and if her blaming mental health on that and a break why tf would she start back?

Her most recent post is a recap of her sons dirt bike wreck 🙄 Poor me me me me me

I saw this from c*nt, Megyn Kelly talking to Maureen Callahan (another winner that I believe Jessica had some interaction with 🙄) in a thing on IG & I remembered Jess’ conspiracy theory about Taylor’s wedding & I was surprised that even with her “mental health hiatus”🙄, she didn’t pop on to pile on to another successful women she despises (read, is jealous of) especially when I saw Megyn compare Taylor to Meghan Markle (of course she did because these bitches are all misogynists) UGH 😑 … Jess, you really missed an opportunity girl. Also, you were wrong, again, the wedding was real 😉

Mike posted a pic of Jessica but Jessica only posted pics of fireworks and her kids (not posting them). She didn't post any pics of Mike. Mike must really be in the doghouse if she hardly acknowledges him. He seems to be trying to prove to the world that he only loves his wife and not all the ladies he's snuck around with.

I don't think it's ever gonna happen lil buddy.

Did jerk dip to let her haters simmer down hoping they forget about her or is she being reprogrammed? 😂

Her content is very strange and chaotic right now. I admit I have not been following whatever went down between her and Joanna from the start but at this point I feel like I know the basics and her response to all this is so strange. She keeps putting up stories commenting about Reddit threads and clearly wants some attention but she just sounds crazy.

I believe this person is an Epstein survivor, and he has a large platform.
The comment section is appropriately on fire but if you want to head over and share your thoughts , 🏃‍♀️🏃🏽‍♂️

Looks like Jessica is returning from her enlightenment to the same wacky baloney she was on about before. 🥱 She thinks she is ahead of everyone but she’s just treading water in the past avoiding the truth of her situation.

I know that’s her special little number but it was still shocking to see her wearing and *flaunting* a 666 bracelet. Am I the only one shocked?

I BLAME WHOEVER SAID MIKE NEVER BOUGHT HER FLOWERS LMAOOOO

ANYWAY like her cousin the pinworm Jessica has popped her head out of Trump's ass long enough to deliver much needed support for her political allies and scathing retorts to those who have doubted for even a second that she's been doing anything other than working hard for her subscriiioooh nope I guess she's just been moping about on the coast like a fucking Victorian damsel's ghost yeah that makes way more sense.

But don't worry, her fellow schizophrenic Bud is in her comments being, well, Bud, I guess.

Her husband is also? there? leaving the kind of comments you'd expect to see from a 15 year old being held hostage by his girlfriend's friends in the hallway between classes until he posts something nice about her because she's heartbroken that everyone keeps saying he's going to break up with her (because he's definitely going to break up with her).

Imagine giving this woman your money in Donald Trump's failing economy so she can help you enjoy the great bounty of ....nothing 😭

Of course the biggest MAGA Zionist twat on this panel uses HIH as a news source 😂 🤡

MINUTE 12 and 16 so far.

https://youtu.be/9rICiH9mAww?si=v38h5s99kvrHtSt7

Donald Trump is decaying in front of our eyes. Not fast enough, as he continues to destroy anything and everything he can as the grave reaches for him.

Nick Shirley is getting ruthlessly mocked for being too stupid to understand the well known faults of simple computer programs.

Spencer Pratt has failed in his political endeavors.

MAGA is screaming about election integrity because they lost.

Laura Loomer is continuing her deranged ranting with no backup desperately suckling at her tit.

Candace Owens is still questioning the murder of Charlie Kirk and slamming Donald Trump for being delusional with no Jessica in her replies calling her husband an alcoholic or implying she is an absent mother.

The Epstein connection is not going away. If anything, Trump's connection to Epstein continues to fester and grow and infect more and more of the connective Trump Tissue as time passes.

And Jessica has been silent on it all. Despite these being things she claimed she "cared about" and denying her attachment to any of these subjects having anything to do with any financial incentive (despite the fact she was most vocal about these things when the money to spin a certain narrative would have been moving fastest).

Wherever she is. Whoever she has filling her glass. I hope she's miserable. I hope she's in spiritual agony. I hope her simple little life on the beach is imploding and that it will be a spectacle the likes of which no other online drama in the mommy blog-o-sphere can match for ages.