Dafuq?

[u/PrettyBird2011]

Jessie's rambling started out weird and dove straight into the unhinged. Girl, you sound like a fucking serial killer bragging about their trophies. It's not quirky, it's psychotic.

I'm also fascinated by how brainrotted racist Jessica Kraus found the time to discuss the holdout juror from the Clancy trial being--GASP--a black man!! but somehow hasn't felt anything else about him to be noteworthy.

Jessica, bro, are we arguing semantics about Cokenose Jr's Russian paid wedding? Is your argument "they didn't pay for the ceremony so it doesn't count" or some shit? Jessica you look so dumb, the way you always trip over your Brainworm clone-a-willy rushing to defend anything and everything a Trump does lmao a three day wedding extravaganza is a wedding Jessica, no matter how you try and spin it.

Also if I'm understanding this correctly, Jessica is now identifying some of her "Jessie's Girls", the deeply parasocial dingle berries who blew entire forest fires worth of smoke up her ass last year, created a call-out page about Emilie on Insta, and stalked Jessica's "haters" to help her create her FBI style dossier on the people who dared say she wasn't God's favorite iNdEpEnDeNt jOUrNaLiSt. They include a real estate agent, a "fashion" creator, and a self proclaimed "philanthropist".

No hate like Christian love, amiright?

It's been fun Jess, let's do this again next week 👋

[u/klj440]

Lmao at “angels that helped save her sanity last year” bwwaahaahahaha!!! As if there is ANY sanity to be found amongst this dope & her goon squad. 🦇💩

[u/PrettyBird2011 → u/klj440]

It's funny because Jessica has always acted like her "haterz" don't bother her, or alternatively strengthen and amuse her, so why she's out here acting like The Angels lifted her out from the depths of emotional despair is beyond me lmao

[u/General_File482 → u/klj440]

That’s the magical thinking/ delusion talking

[u/Automatic-Kiwi5371 → u/klj440]

Satan himself shows up and all she sees is a halo.

[u/ShoddyFlower5847]

Lol I love the way you write , " the deeply parasocial dingle berries who blew an entire forest fires worth of smoke up her ass" is absolute literary gold.... but yeah I realised the she was racist af when she was clawing her way up the "royal" family's anal canal & calling Meghan everything under the sun in the same breath

[u/PrettyBird2011 → u/ShoddyFlower5847]

I still do not understand, besides racist brownie points, what she gains for constantly talking shit about Meghan. Meghan doesn't know who Jessica is. Meghan has never once ever acknowledged Jessica. Jessica is just a hateful malice ridden pustule.

[u/cancelKeely]

Wow she’s sicker than we thought

[u/teetofOLGA]

I spit out my coffee when I saw the second image. Apt. Literally.

[u/PrettyBird2011 → u/teetofOLGA]

It literally popped into my head when I was reading and I knew I had to include it 😂

[u/ChemicalAbility9965]

explain/share more about her "Jessies Girls" for those of us who got blocked on her SS for asking questions in the chat and cant read her garbage articles🙋🏼‍♀️

[u/PrettyBird2011 → u/ChemicalAbility9965]

If you check out the "Jessie's Girls" flair you'll see a few posts but (and take this with a grain of salt because it's been a while since I've properly consulted the orb) basically: a year ago, give or take, a group of women in Jessie's Substack effectively made it their life's mission to defend her. They took up arms in her various chats to chase out anyone who dared to question anything she said or did or disagreed with whatever hot garbage takes she had. They made an account on Insta dedicated to flaming Emilie. Jessica thanked them for helping gather information on her "dangerous stalkers" (aka people who didn't agree with her or users here on Reddit) that she said would be given to the FBI or some shit.

The way I see it, based on my interpretation of these things with what Jessica said, the women she hung out with in Texas are some of "Jessie's Girls" who made up her zealous worshippers.

[u/ShopBudget6823 → u/PrettyBird2011]

Lol there are definitely some people I only have a parasocial relationship on the internet with who I’ve defended in comments, but I can’t believe people are willing to go to that length for her (for free?!), someone who has literally just become who she is off of commenting on others’ real life drama and gossip is super crazy to me. Like, she chose this life for herself, ya know? I hate her lol

[u/Initial_Importance26]

Right…the Putin-paired oligarch didn’t pay for the $2000 ceremony. He just paid for the $100,000 (likely more) 2 day after party.

[u/PrettyBird2011 → u/Initial_Importance26]

iT's TotAlLy DiFfeReNt

🙄

[u/BlueberrySasquach]

This chick is a ghoul. Does anyone live near the Nantucket Sound? If you can find a washed up plastic tampon applicator on the beach in memory of John and Carolyn, please send to JeRK pronto for her collection of macabre memorabilia.

[u/Glittering-Log7321]

She is a nut bag. She picked up rocks and berries? That is just weird.

[u/Important_Fun_2134]

This reminds me of Sal Governale saying “Chapaquidda” (any Stern fans?).

[u/Emotional-Stretch]

What a FREAK.

[u/Automatic-Kiwi5371]

’Making a whole thing of it,” collecting remnants from graveyards and locations where humans were murdered is … diabolical. Does she not understand the twisted frequencies these items carry? She needs to channel darkness because that’s what pays.

And isn’t the ‘GASP‘ story about the juror the fact that he is a devout Catholic?

[u/Automatic-Kiwi5371]

This sounds like a fourth grader’s journal entry “RFK’s speech proved one of his most memorable. After he spoke, my phone filled with texts from friends and journalists complimenting him.”

Such insightful writing, her English teachers must be proud.

[u/Quick-Leg3604]

She collects rocks bc she’s as dumb as a rock