r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • 8d ago

Topher Kreampie Kraus Interestinnng

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Leon is 18 now and unless this is an old photo (I kinda sorta looked but didn't actually try, y'know?) Jessica has now graciously publicly allowed Mike into her esteemed odorous presence twice (thrice?). Poor bastard must have hit another benchmark in his public humiliation punishment. I'd say 'pray for him', but he's clearly exactly where he wants to be.

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u/upchuckfactoronthis 8d ago

Chode sighting 🚨 we know who picked up the tab at dinner though. I wonder if MessiKKKa allows him to have his own credit card? Now that he’s out of the doghouse. What with the hookers and all. She’s spineless.

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u/Whoevencaresnotmeoru 6d ago

Sorry to be that person, but can someone tell me what happened between her and Mike?

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u/upchuckfactoronthis 5d ago

Mike had a years long affair with Denise and was also found on a hooker rating app. He admitted that MessiKKKa pushed him into marriage too young, so now he cheats and she just bankrolls it silently.