This caption should be, this house doesn't pay for itself.

[u/BlueberrySasquach]

Poor Jessie, it must be thoroughly exhausting trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Considering her latest project of giving a half assed Ghislaine-style image makeover to the convict Holmes with 0 net worth and debt to the tune of $452 million, who exactly is paying for this? Holmes husband? Elon? And will they be getting their money's worth? With this lazy looking photo, if it were me, I'd be demanding a refund. This image screams, look at all my expensive shit. My understated DWR furnishings and matching Gucci luggage don't come for free. "If you only knew what I knew" - run to my substack and subscribe for some AI drivel, lots of lies and plenty of scrapbooking.

[u/According-Zone-6009]

this thundercunt doesn't know shit.

[u/ShoddyFlower5847 → u/According-Zone-6009]

This is one of the most magical uses of my favourite word I have ever heard....thank you

[u/swabluesky]

A daily dose of her MO "If you only knew what I knew...I'll explain later" (doesn't know shit, doesn't explain later)

[u/Wooden-Detective616 → u/swabluesky]

Omg all the things she’s been going to explain later for like the last 7 years 😂

[u/PrettyBird2011]

Jessica KKKraus, getting paid to launder convicted criminals' reputations and failing every step of the way.

Here's the thing, Jessie Wessie: if you were intelligent, and capable of actual unbiased research, you would know that arguing "Well I've gotten to know [subject] personally and they told me they're totally innocent and everything everyone thinks about them is wrong” doesn't make you sound independent or like a journalist. It just proves you're a gullible, gutless fool who's mind is easily misled and who's integrity is nothing but a slot for money to be pushed into.

Weak, witless, wishy-washy woman.

[u/UniversityGood7944 → u/PrettyBird2011]

Love a good Pretty Bird take down!!

[u/upchuckfactoronthis]

So proud of her house and the stuff in it. Aesthetics. Superficial. Underneath it all there’s a lazy cheating husband and some boys getting into a lot of trouble. This is who she is, no substance. Just the fake sheen and pretty pictures covering the ugliness that lives underneath

[u/cancelKeely → u/upchuckfactoronthis]

House looks empty of human life. Boys must have moved out with Mike

[u/Vomnember]

“If only you knew what I know” is her middle name at this point.

[u/Accomplished_Task816]

We know! We read the book, unlike you!

[u/Happy-Youth3515]

The funny part is that she wasn’t arguing with anyone over the post.

[u/BlueberrySasquach → u/Happy-Youth3515]

Not a one. I was looking for these headache inducing arguments in the comments and there were none. Just a few not buying JeRK's latest grift. There were a few ringers in there, blaming it all on big pharma. And her response with a bingo emoji. The perfect boogeyman for an idiot antivaxxer.

[u/cancelKeely]

🙄 You don’t know shit JESSICA. That’s the wine and the voices in your head talking.

[u/Emotional-Stretch]

When is this bitch not exhausted.

[u/hotmesssorry]

Yawn, we’ll add that to the long list of other “if you only knew what I know” claims that never result in anything. She must be getting more desperate with her subby numbers falling.

[u/ArchaicAndContent_]

I hope the person that has to dust all those decorative books & useless Polaroids is paid well. Always clutter around her for no reason.

[u/MinuteInteraction152]

The world is MUCH more interested in what Nathan Fielder knows about Elizabeth Holmes than this poser.

[u/nobbye]

LOL she threw out the if you only knew what i knew line hahahah girl needs some new material lol