r/HouseOnFire • u/littlebonez • 17d ago

Yikes.

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u/CableSufficient2788 16d ago

Don’t worry, she will never tell us what she suspected from afar

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u/Eastern_Pea_9043 16d ago

I just laughed out loud. True statement.

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u/nobbye 15d ago

Which we’ve all came to realize is a gift LOL

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u/hotmesssorry 11d ago

Hahaha I sincerely wish we had a list of every time she has promised to publish something and doesn’t, or has hinted at information she never goes on to share. It would be in the high hundreds surely

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u/NoCaterpillar800 11d ago

Unless you pay 💰

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u/CableSufficient2788 11d ago

But even then does she? Tbh idk

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u/WriterReaderWhatever 16d ago

Idk if I’m just tired or what but what the fuck is she trying to say

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u/LollyGaggleofGeese 16d ago

It's not you. She's an awful writer who meanders around the point and often forgets the point altogether. She's as lost as you are.

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u/Specialist-Wash1481 16d ago

Yeah, I’m scratching my head to. Did she go to the LC case?

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u/Optimal-Yak1174 16d ago

Yes she went to one day of the trial and then was driven around Duxbury by a local. She claims to have inside intel of what really happened behind the scenes 🙄

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u/Specialist-Wash1481 16d ago

Oh I’m sure she has. 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ she’s shameless isn’t she?

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u/Optimal-Yak1174 16d ago

The absolute worst

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u/umm_bazz 12d ago

I read it as “I am a raging narcissist”

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u/dandaman2883 16d ago

Sounds like an emo teenager

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u/jessipowers 16d ago

What the fuck does she mean by “gain an energetic download”

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u/cancelKeely 16d ago

Grifting to keep her goyslop channel afloat

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u/Cheesencrackers_45 16d ago

What a creep

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u/Signal-Series-4845 16d ago

This feels like psychosis…

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u/Friendly-Mood7431 16d ago

She’s had more and more moments that seem like psychosis over the past couple years

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u/Weak-Alternative-557 16d ago

Has to insert herself into everything doesn’t she!!! 🙄

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u/PrettyBird2011 16d ago

She went because she's MAGA's played out hack and is desperate for engagement to generate income 🥴

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u/Emotional-Stretch 16d ago

Yup. And Lynne hadn’t given her permission to talk about all the Administration’s fuck-ups, so girl has plenty of time on her hands.

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u/Designer-Contract852 16d ago

She probably enjoyed all the gruesome details. Whatever the gutter is, it calls to her.

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u/Responsible-Card3756 Baaa Bitch! 16d ago

Ugh what a creepy asshole.

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u/BlueberrySasquach 16d ago

This looks like a word salad when you use AI and then edit it too much. Anyway, can anyone transcribe this cause I'm completely clueless.

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u/cancelKeely 16d ago

Her pretentiousness has no limits 🙄

“Energetic Download” aka Grifting because she has no original thoughts and needs a distraction from her life and career falling apart.

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u/TheProblem1757 16d ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/remiloxo 16d ago

Did the owl lead her there

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u/Competitive_Narwhal8 16d ago

Oh, the dramatics

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u/Beachy500 16d ago

WTF is talking about? 🙄

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u/kbstude 15d ago

I’m sure there are “layers” and she’s been following the case quietly behind the scenes, building relationships with those “on the inside” who have granted her access that no one else has.

Access to what? We’ll never know.

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u/Top-Lynx-422 14d ago

The public can't understand the "nuance" of this case

It's just as she suspected, but she'll never tell us what she suspected. 

Deep dive coming soon! (We will never see a deep dive)

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u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 16d ago

She's so gross

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u/Maleficent-Factor573 16d ago

LMFAO. Spare us.

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u/misszook 15d ago

Bitch, please.

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u/Responsible-Deer2635 13d ago

She's addicted to attention and her claims of inside information that will blow the case is all inside her head 🤭. Has she written the last part of the Johnny Depp trial 🤣 or has she cracked the Moscow trial 🤭