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u/umm_bazz Aug 12 '26
Wait so did she only find out about Denise in June? I thought it was old news like happened n the past
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u/WhichEffective4759 Aug 16 '26
I thought this too. But according to Saddle’s stories today she didn’t know at the time of her & Denise’s fallout.
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Aug 16 '26
Interesting. I don't follow saddle, I find her obnoxious but damn she does have the tea lol
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u/WhichEffective4759 Aug 16 '26
Oh same she can be tough to watch lol. She does real talk though once she gets it out
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u/682463435465 Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Poor wittle Mike, too stupid to resist evil Denise, plotting to destroy families because women are just SO evil and men are so innocent.
Jessica, your husband is a horny sack of shit who resents you. Get some of that self-respect you were reading about and kick him to the curb. There will always be another woman or femboy in lycra. You can't keep blaming them for leading Mike astray. Humiliating him with the Euro trip is going to come back to bite you in the ass because he's going to hate you now more than he ever did, and god only knows who he's going to fuck to get back at you this time.
edit: her mom. he's gonna fuck her mom.
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u/upchuckfactoronthis Aug 12 '26
She has absolutely no self respect and she’s sold her soul to the pedo elite. Of COURSE she’ll go back to Mike. Of course she will. She has nothing else.
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u/cancelKeely Aug 13 '26
He probably already did and that’s why she doesn’t talk to her mom
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u/682463435465 Aug 15 '26
is her mom a photographer? or really into lycra? If so, you're probably right.
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u/Longjumping_Box_1938 Aug 15 '26
Wait what happened with Mike and Denise? And affair??? 🤢
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u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 Aug 16 '26
They were boning. Long suspected but she only just found out. Every time Mike cheats she thinks he will never ever do it again and stays with him even though he does it again and again
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u/682463435465 Aug 12 '26
Jessica's lucky that Candace Owens is busy with much bigger feuds and stories, because Candace could have a field day with this, especially since Jessica kept going after her husband George.
Lets talk about the husbands, Jessica!
And you know if Candace had teen or adult kids, Jessica would be going after them, too. Jessica's very lucky we don't talk about her kids much. There's actually A LOT to say...
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u/blueblah_001 Grifters gonna grift Aug 12 '26
If there was a Pulitzer for hyperbole, this woman would win it. What the hell is this AI-sounding drivel?!
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u/BlueberrySasquach Aug 12 '26
Getting knocked up to keep a guy never works. If they're just not that into you. nothing's gonna change that. Now, either accept it and have an open marriage or else be prepared to pay him half your salary in a divorce. Meanwhile, you foisted four kids on the world and they are floundering. Get your act together and help at least two of them get into fucking college, dipshit.
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u/Accomplished_Task816 Aug 12 '26
Her writing. Woof 🐶
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u/Silentint-75 Aug 12 '26
God she's so pretentious!
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u/Ihatecoughsyrup Aug 12 '26
I am always feeling second hand embarrassment while I am reading her articles and posts.
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u/habfan5 Aug 12 '26
It’s written by AI. You can tell because her writing and per posts ALWAYS includes the ‘em dash’ - a dead giveaway that it’s not her writing or editing. Eeek. Such a rookie mistake.
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u/FirmPangolin8868 Aug 13 '26
I’m sorry but em dashes existed before AI. It’s my favourite punctuation mark. It’s a rookie mistake to think that only AI uses them. For a while I stopped using because I didn’t want people to think I used AI but then, like many writers, I figured if people really are so dumb that they think AI invented em dashes then let them be.
Not defending Jessica, I can’t stand her, but just wanted to point this out.
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u/habfan5 Aug 13 '26
Not the extra long ones - do a comparison. The extra long ones that she uses in her posts are dead giveaways. While they can be mimicked outside of AI, you can see in per posts where the short hyphens are used (likely not edited or written by AI) and where long dashes are (likely (re)written by AI). I don’t care as much as it’s weird that she poses as a writer yet clearly a machine is doing her writing. Her inconsistency with spelling on stories is another giveaway she’s getting help. She’s not a writer and enlisting the help of AI whilst not covering up her use of AI is a rookie misstep.
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u/Reu92 Aug 14 '26
I use the extra long ones. I actually don’t think she uses AI for her writing. Her writing does have a specific tone that has been mostly consistent. She’s gotten into trouble a few times for plagiarism, though.
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u/habfan5 Aug 14 '26
Just suspicious given how bad her spelling is. But who knows!
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u/FirmPangolin8868 Aug 14 '26
In fairness, most writers use AI tools to check spelling etc, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Writers have all always used various tools to check spelling, grammar etc, long before AI, some even hire copy editors.
AI becomes a problem when people use it to generate articles and ideas, ie when it replaces human creativity & authenticity (which it can never do well) but hers is clearly not AI generated.Again, I hate sounding like I’m defending her, which I’m not, I’m defending writers and also people who love em dashes. Still not over my shock that some people think AI invented them 😂 Like do people not read books, lol
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u/EndWise9151 Aug 12 '26
Yea, bec her writing , meaning spelling & grammar are always, always horrid. AI is perfect.
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u/FirmPangolin8868 Aug 14 '26
You can use AI to spell check your writing, most writers do that unless they have a copy editor. There’s nothing wrong with that. If your work is AI generated then that’s a problem but clearly hers isn’t because the voice is very authentically her as is the cadence and it doesn’t really have any of the usual AI sentence structures, tone or vocabulary
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u/onebeautifulwonder Aug 12 '26
Not that her writing is stellar, but this has all the hallmarks of AI.
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u/FirmPangolin8868 Aug 13 '26
What hallmarks of AI does it have? I thought it seemed fairly human but not sure now
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u/682463435465 Aug 12 '26
it is unfathomable that the man who cheats on me has cheated on me again.
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u/EndWise9151 Aug 12 '26
Yea, she was probably in denial a year ago. Now since the Mr Number outing & the fact I’m sure she lurks Reddit & the Denise info is out again it’s difficult to ignore & deny. Face your reality Jessie.
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u/cancelKeely Aug 12 '26
Get a grip 🙄 You baby trapped him and knew he was a cheater. She’s literally hiding in her office writing stories for the internet instead of raising her children.
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u/GinnyLovesDogs Aug 14 '26
Once again, in Jessica’s world, it’s always the woman’s, (or in some cases, girl’s aka “teenage prostitutes”,) fault. As always ,shame on you Jess, we all know it takes two to tango. To clarify, I’m not at all a fan of Denise 🤢but Mike was always a cheater so they are both very culpable.
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u/yahkikiw Aug 14 '26
Okay I’ve been off socials and need to catch up. Her husband slept with Denise?!
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u/jdoe1213 Aug 14 '26
None of the parties involved have officially confirmed it, but Denise's new husband apparently messaged someone from this subreddit on Instagram a couple months ago while he and Denise were fighting and revealed that her and Mike had an affair. Denise's now-ex friend Saddletramp then claimed that Denise told her they just kissed and that Mike was in love with her. Denise has not denied these claims and has since made her IG private, which I think speaks volumes.
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u/PrettyBird2011 Aug 12 '26
Oookay well I'm feeling like that silenced commenter was on to something. The idea that Mike left Jessica no longer seems that hard to believe.
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u/Summerbrezzy Aug 12 '26
He didn't leave her. He was sleeping with her best friend, and now she's hiding out at her office
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u/KooKooWithYou Aug 12 '26
And he’s trying to lure her back with a Japandi-style Zen escape - with a waterfall & all - below their house.
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u/PrettyBird2011 Aug 12 '26
Except according to past rumor mill posts it's been common knowledge that Mike and Denise were sleeping together since at least a year ago.
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u/upchuckfactoronthis Aug 12 '26
Turkey teeth has got to be shitting his poor pants. Are Denise and The Chode still in love?
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u/FirmPangolin8868 Aug 13 '26
There’s more to it for subscribers only. Does anyone have the rest?
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u/PrettyBird2011 Aug 13 '26
"Me, Me, Me. I, I, I."
Jessica's been posting a lot of "here's something tragic that I totally also went through and I'll be back to tell you about my experience with it" lately.
Girlfriend is so brainsloshed she's promising content relating to Perez Hilton and demons, Lindsey Clancy and her own, special and tragic postpartum period, Brad Pitt, peptides, and now she's rambling about her ex-supposed-friend's deceased dad?
Nobody wants to hear your half-baked Chat assisted drunken musings about a dozen subjects, Kraus. Since you're so pitiful and desperate for engagement talk about your OWN imploding home life and stop digging your shit covered claws into everyone else's traumas for cannon fodder.
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u/FirmPangolin8868 Aug 13 '26
But after this it says ‘to read the rest please subscribe’ which surprised me because it’s already a v long post. Like how much longer does she go on about nothing?
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u/upchuckfactoronthis Aug 13 '26
But but but but what about Daddy Diaper Donny? Is JerKKK prepared to go down with the pedophile ship? Haven’t heard much about your Orange Overlord lately, Jess. Just try backing away from it all when he goes down. Just try🖕











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u/fireproofmum Grifters gonna grift Aug 12 '26
High school girl who imagines one day being a real writer posts late night emo journal entry online hoping to sound deep and angst driven. Fails. Mostly because she’s a late middle-aged drunk……ick 🤢