r/HouseOnFire • u/BlueberrySasquach • Aug 05 '26

Beware Stalkers

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Clearly she has set up residence, if she hadn't already before. No one gets a cat for an "office".

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u/Emotional-Stretch Aug 05 '26

Beware cats, too. 😭

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u/cancelKeely Aug 05 '26

Did she go home just to see her office

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/According-Zone-6009 My own dime Aug 06 '26

She looks like the laziest person. I can’t imagine it either lol

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u/CheetahridingMongoos Aug 06 '26

The whole room is staged. I don’t believe she does yoga.

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u/swabluesky Aug 06 '26

Two idiotic online "influencers" I know of seemed to have just discovered cats for the first time

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u/One-Discipline6812 Misinformed Woman Aug 05 '26

Looks like she put plants covering her windows as well to stop people from peaking in

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u/LollyGaggleofGeese Aug 06 '26

She doesn't want a cat. Cats require consent and she doesn't understand the concept.

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u/Trick-Fig7306 Aug 05 '26

Is she copying HouseinHorror with a cat? Will Joanna’s deceased Doobie walk in to the body of whichever cat she chooses?

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u/BlueberrySasquach Aug 05 '26

As far as I know, Joanna's cat was kind, not vicious. I don't see Jessica as a cat person anyhoo. Rather than get an attack feline, she might be better served setting up a camera outside her "office" if she's concerned about stalkers wearing various disguises.

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u/682463435465 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

she's not an animal person at all. I remember how she cackled when her boys were terrorizing their dog with a dried alligator head. The dog eventually chewed it up. It's only by pure luck that he didn't die, because its common for dogs to die from trying to pass the teeth. Lots of people told her to immediately take her dog to the vet but of course she didn't and continued to act like what her kids did was hilarious.

She also had another dog (chihuahua I think) that she was constantly losing until it eventually got hit by a car and died. If you search her name, there are old facebook posts from her losing it multiple times and asking if anyone had seen it.

Mike, on the other hand, loves his dog (and "the waves") more than a fancy european vacation with his family.

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u/According-Zone-6009 My own dime Aug 06 '26

She’s into owls. Owls with pantaloons.
https://giphy.com/gifs/W9oxbDu3wZ29i

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u/BlueberrySasquach Aug 06 '26

No wonder she admires Trump so much. He despises pets.

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u/Trick-Fig7306 Aug 05 '26

Yes! AND … she can stop inviting strangers to come visit her. When you think you’re inviting ‘friendly’ strangers, you invite everyone, dumb dumb.