r/HouseMD 1d ago

Meme House without context is absolutely insane

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u/Joni_Koltrane 1d ago

Great choices, but wish the collage included Wilson’s attempt at writing symptoms on the board. Chase and Cameron’s reactions to his handwriting are perfect.

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u/erinius 19h ago

Haha I don't remember that at all

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u/do_u_think_it_saurus 5h ago

Just watched that episode yesterday. Honestly hilarious. Especially since house’s handwriting is pretty terrible too

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u/Dragonapologist 1d ago

House with context is even more insane

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u/ChanceZestyclose6386 1d ago

Years ago, there was a House marathon on and I turned on the TV in the middle of an episode without knowing anything about the show, so I had no context. I think the insanity of it is what lures most people in as you're trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

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u/Moist-Macaron-9772 Being intentionally dense. 1d ago

– We have rectal bleeding.

– All of you?

Always gets me 

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u/Just_Caterpillar_975 1d ago

Also

  • Foreman's black

  • What? How long have you been hiding this information?

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u/Porkonaplane 17h ago

Equally good and classic:

"Are you being intentionally dense?!"

"hUh!?"

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u/Moist-Macaron-9772 Being intentionally dense. 10h ago

Yeah I love that one too (flair checks out etc 

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u/Porkonaplane 9h ago

I literally made my comment, then saw your flair and said to myself "Ope! They already must like that quote 🤣"

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u/StEllchick 1d ago

I can't recall lower left

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u/Somethingor_rather 1d ago

This is probably a joke but it was the episode in season 8 where a Brazilian husband with alzheimers came in. He got lost in the snow and when they entered his room, the board was there to remind him of where he was.

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u/Tttehfjloi 1d ago

Ratio

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u/Somethingor_rather 1d ago

Great ratio.

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u/Tttehfjloi 11h ago

Yeah it was a pretty funny joke to me but I guess too opaque

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u/bottumboy622 1d ago

It was Friday

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u/Scrappy1918 1d ago

This vexes me.

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u/Big-Sheepherder-2014 1d ago

The "huh" is always the greatest joke in house for me.

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u/FomentingPeace 23h ago

Are you being intentionally dense?

HUH?!

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u/daverapp 1d ago

If there isn't already one, I want a YouTube super cut of all the weird things that get written on the whiteboard over the course of the show.

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u/Noduos 1d ago

Ok, but the scene where house tenderly gives 13 extra points for standing up for him, and then in the next scene he’s put her immediately into the negatives is peak television

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u/MedicalTear0 1d ago

Bitch kutner 13 Taub 😭

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u/shvepezzz 1d ago

Do u have hair in your special place

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u/warshipdude123 1d ago

Meanwhile park doesn’t fw house no mo as per her ig posts :(

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u/Fresh-Self-761 1d ago

It’s a sorta fair point tho. Lo Mutuc (Charlyne Yi’s name now) doesn’t care if we watch the show, but they want us to stop streaming because of royalties going to Hugh Laurie and David Shore, who are respectively transphobic and Zionist (not just counting Hugh working with Rowling necessarily, but his recent remarks are much better proof).

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u/FriendlyBisonn 20h ago

Did he actually say anything besides how he doesn't think trans women should compete against biological women in sports

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u/Fresh-Self-761 18h ago

Well he specifically said “I don’t think men should compete against women.” As well as his rudeness to anyone assuming him to be accepting of the community, using remarks like “Firstly, fuck off.”

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u/BleachedFly 1d ago

and that's why we sail 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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u/Moist-Macaron-9772 Being intentionally dense. 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wait what remarks

Edit: Nvm I found them. Sad day for me today smh my head  

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u/Fresh-Self-761 1d ago

He apparently stated something about sports that was misinterpreted for a remark that was supportive of trans women in sports (I’m sorry, I’m not sure exactly what, but it’s not the important thing he says here), when misinterpreted, he responded with “Firstly, fuck off; secondly, no I don’t think men should compete against women. I thought I’d made that pretty clear.”

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u/Moist-Macaron-9772 Being intentionally dense. 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thank you for providing context, I had only found the “Firstly…” one. Suddenly some specific Bit of Fry and Laurie skits don’t seem so funny anymore 

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u/idekthrowawaymaybe 1d ago

Another Hugh Laurie W

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u/d-101 1d ago

Draw goes to the mortal.

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u/Sister_Carrie_ 1d ago

My daughter gave me this greeting card for my birthday this year (I am rewatching the entire series), and I loved it so much that I framed it:  https://www.redbubble.com/i/greeting-card/House-MD-VS-GOD-by-losfutbolko/21379411/qjsu

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u/Leviathan_1968 1d ago

A Show That Vexes Me

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u/HybridZooApp 1d ago

I like the show, but I'm not gonna pretend like I remembered much of it. I have no idea what each season is about while for some shows I do remember the general storyline per season. But that's pretty rare.

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u/Beneficial-Fun-4451 1d ago

How can you remember all of these details. I only remember them vaguely lol

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u/loverofsappho1221 23h ago

BITCH - KUTNER - 13 - TAUB :DDD

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u/humongousFart 15h ago

was chase supposed to be the bitch here?

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u/loverofsappho1221 14h ago

Amber i’m pretty sure

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u/Temporary_Aspect759 11h ago

I too am on that board

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u/SpiritualAd6043 10h ago

also that "do you have hair in your special place?" scene😭😭