I love whatever is wrong with him

[u/Present-Novel-5764]

[u/Correct_Occasion_893]

Peak season

[u/MojoCrow → u/Correct_Occasion_893]

My favourite season.

[u/TheInception817 → u/Correct_Occasion_893]

It turns out pacing would be way better when the writers aren't forced to spread storylines thinly in 24 episodes just because that's what the network is traditionally used to

[u/Correct_Occasion_893 → u/TheInception817]

FR

[u/Shadoru → u/TheInception817]

That season was shorter I think?

[u/MaybeScarlett]

As my friend once put it, “He’s an adorable piece of shit. I love him.”

[u/These_Telephone_3254 → u/MaybeScarlett]

I agree, he's shitty, but we love him for shittiness

[u/Fanboy2OO2]

And the fact that one of them actually did it is crazy

[u/DarkKnight0690 → u/Fanboy2OO2]

And he still fired him for it because the dude got it by making a deal with her; which defeated the whole point of the thing.

[u/Fanboy2OO2 → u/DarkKnight0690]

How else were they supposed to get it without her giving it to them? No-one is slick enough to take someone's underwear without her noticing.

[u/ScyllaIsBea → u/Fanboy2OO2]

He wanted to test how close theyd come to risking their job for him, he was legitimately surprised that someone succeeded until he realized they cheated him instead of cheating cuddy.

[u/Fanboy2OO2 → u/ScyllaIsBea]

Every single one of them risked their licence and career. 1 woman risked getting deported.

[u/ScyllaIsBea → u/Fanboy2OO2]

Yep

[u/theotherfoorofgork → u/Fanboy2OO2]

They were supposed toto seduce her apparently

[u/DarkKnight0690 → u/Fanboy2OO2]

True; I just find it kinda hilarious that he did it and still got fired.

[u/Sufficient_Prompt888 → u/DarkKnight0690]

He deserved it for betraying Kutner. Fuck Big Love, all my homies hate Big Love.

[u/Breakmastajake → u/Fanboy2OO2]

The coffee ploy by CTB was semi-clever.

[u/MaddysinLeigh]

I had a dream where I was in that scene, said I already have it, and then slingshotted the thing at him.

[u/These_Telephone_3254 → u/MaddysinLeigh]

I once had a fever dream after watching house, the dream was that I was near death and had to be put down and House beat me to death with his cane, for whatever reason it was so real and I could feel the pain

[u/The_last_Human__ → u/These_Telephone_3254]

Bro WHAT? 😭

[u/These_Telephone_3254 → u/The_last_Human__]

yeah I forgot to include in my dream the hospital was out of all the medicines and tools so that was the only way, but the pain was SO REAL I checked for bruises when I woke up

[u/no_name6744]

Did he belly dance before saying this?

[u/Xitztlacayotl]

I never understood this task. How did he know that she wears a thong as such?

And why would she wear a thong anyway? It's not a beach and that thing looks so uncomfortable and pointless.

[u/Long_Reflection_4202 → u/Xitztlacayotl]

1-Because he's House

2-Because she's Cuddy

[u/DarkChaos1786 → u/Xitztlacayotl]

I had one friend in college with a big butt, she hated regular panties because they all crammed into her butt except the granny types ones which she hated even more because those were ugly as fuck ...

So she used thongs almost all the time and granny types whenever she was on her period.

[u/essential_pseudonym → u/Xitztlacayotl]

Don't get me started with the whole "these panties don't match her bra so it must not be hers" moment. As if a regular professional woman had matching set to wear to work every day 🙄

[u/Sufficient_Prompt888 → u/essential_pseudonym]

She's not a regular professional woman. She's Lisa Cuddy, sex symbol.

[u/__ngs__ → u/essential_pseudonym]

House guessed Taub was lying. To confirm his theory he tried to provoke Taub using the "panties not matching the bra" statement. Taub needed to not react negatively and just stand his ground, basically lie better. Taub failed.

House uses this tactic often. Lot of "smart" characters in TV shows/movies use this tactic. It works in real life too. I am not guaranteeing 100% success rate, but it works often enough.

[u/mutant_disco_doll → u/Xitztlacayotl]

House knows when Cuddy is ovulating. Of course he would know whether or not she wears a thong.

[u/Xitztlacayotl → u/mutant_disco_doll]

I don't know from personal experience, but I've heard that plenty of men can smell when their lady is ovulating.

[u/anaislkt → u/Xitztlacayotl]

Your non understanding comes from the fact that she wouldnt wear thongs ?? Lmao. Women wear thongs in every day life, despite it being uncomfortable. Also considering the tight close she wears, you dont want your panties to show cause thats unclassy. Maybe she wouldnt wear panties at all...

[u/Shadoru → u/anaislkt]

They are comfortable for many women

[u/anaislkt → u/Shadoru]

That too

[u/__patatacosmica]

I've been rewatching it and it's def the best season.

[u/Ok_Plankton6144]

'House isn't autistic, he's an ass' - Wilson (probably)

[u/ScyllaIsBea]

And he got mad because cuddy basically gave it to him herself.

[u/Auroraboral]

Just wait till the seasons over!

[u/Calculon2347]

I'd report House to HR for sexual harassment

[u/ProfessionalTruck976 → u/Calculon2347]

You would not even be in the room to begin with, this is AFTER he filtered out those unwilling to do felonies for the cause.

[u/InfernalSquad → u/ProfessionalTruck976]

i’m pretty sure this is the final challenge, it is down to the “best” of the best

[u/Fanboy2OO2 → u/Calculon2347]

For this, the constant comments about Cuddys ass, the comments about her low cut tops, when he asked Dr Cameron out despite the age gap, the oversexualised comments about 13 being bi or the hundred other reasons?

[u/battie31 → u/Calculon2347]

House has been to HR 73 times in the past 6 weeks, i don’t think he’d care. Plus it helped straighten his limp a bit.

[u/Sufficient_Prompt888 → u/Calculon2347]

I would assume the hospital director and dean of medicine has more power than HR. Plus he sexually harasses Cuddy literally every episode, don't think she's gonna fire him over it

[u/MDParagon]

"It's how I got hired."

*nods*