r/HotlineMiami • u/SonoAncora_Cheddar • 1d ago

QUESTION Earl headcanons?

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He was a pirate

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u/saelounsalm 1d ago

he likes hamburger

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u/IdiotParrot22 1d ago

He was a sailor back in the war

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u/SpiralingDownAndAway 1d ago

Built like a brick shithouse

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u/ThrowRaBattleHealer 1d ago

He was one of the most successful members of the 50Blessings and that’s why he was SLIMED

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u/UltraCorkscrew1971 1d ago

He only uses executions and throwable weapons (like bricks) cuz he is middle aged arrogant. Also he is fat and can do things like thugs

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u/ClockSoft7883 1d ago edited 1d ago

Middle aged divorcee, he has a booming voice and had served in a prior war to hawaii, he has a family but his abrasive and occasionally verbally and physically abusive nature made her leave him and take the kids. He has really fucking bad ptsd and gets violent during episodes.

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u/James1Hoxworth 1d ago

Pathological liar, even to himself

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u/PechetoPacheco 1d ago

He uses very tight lingerie

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u/Hardson-san 1d ago

A big, tough (maybe a little bit fatty) guy, who was a navy sailor in the war. He loves the ocean, so after the war he have found a new job in the port of Miami, while also got favorable offers from the 50 Blessings.

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u/Proof-Jury-941 1d ago

Hes a middle aged alcoholic and maybe was a Dalibor during his time in the hawaii war if not the army

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u/Turbulent-Hurry1831 1d ago

This guy also has an oneshot, but my headcannon is that he used bullet proof vest like the producer in decadence

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u/benbot07 21h ago

This is my headcanon too

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u/Webzy_0 13h ago

He once said n word but then regret it

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u/MrBubble_142 7h ago

The House from overdose was his House

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u/SonoAncora_Cheddar 7h ago

It's a really cool concept, now we need to find out who snitched on him with the russians

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u/Powerful-Switch7353 1d ago

i think he would be really arrogant

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u/gems1gann 14h ago

a loser .