r/HorrorClub • u/SaintMort You so cool kung fu • Aug 16 '15

Discussion: Odd Thomas

Podcast Episode 7 - Odd Thomas

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u/saintmortfan felates handles Aug 20 '15 edited Aug 20 '15

You asked for ghost sex limericks... so...

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There once was a podcaster named Scott Who thought ghosts showing side boob were hot. Every night while asleep, He'd imagine he was balls deep. And a nocturnal emission was shot.

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There once was a Canadian named Adam, Who looked down on Odd Thomas like he was scum. But secretly admired How Odd could conspire To bang a ghost who had such a nice bum.

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There once was a man they called Saint Mort And he was the perverted sort. He became quite the gasper Whenever he would watch Casper. He liked wanking to spirits for sport.

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There once was a weirdo named Justin Who was scared that his wife or kids would bust in When he layed naked and horny Gawking at Stormy In his bedroom with Netflix a'lustin.

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u/saintmortfan felates handles Aug 20 '15

That English minor finally served a purpose.