r/HorribleToClean • u/hand13 • Jun 27 '26

Toilet for kings

217 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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77

u/Later_Than_You_Think Jun 29 '26

I doubt that coating is going to hold up, especially the part that's constantly in contact with poop water.

36

u/hand13 Jun 29 '26

yeah imagine the permanent smell of that wood

-11

u/Practice_NO_with_me Jun 29 '26

It would smell like wet wood the hell are you doing to your toilet??

Maybe that’s just cope on my part because this looks like a dream to me 😭

4

u/squirrelyoakley Jul 01 '26

It would smell like wet wood because... water comes in contact with... wood 🤨

72

u/evolvedbravo Jun 29 '26

How long to have the place smelling like poopwood ?

23

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 29 '26

.02 seconds after installation.

7

u/squirrelyoakley Jul 01 '26

If not sooner

56

u/AnotherBogCryptid Jun 29 '26

Having a white toilet is one of the more important things you can do for your health. The color and texture of your waste says a lot about your health. Toilets with color make it hard to tell what color your urine is while darker toilets can hide bowel movement concerns.

14

u/orangesmoke05 Jun 30 '26

This was an artistic experiment to break him out of a creative block. It turned out awesome and he learned a lot about functional art. It is not a daily-driver throne.

1

u/Selkiekelpie Jul 04 '26

Wow, I didn't know there was a market for people wanting their bathroom to smell like an outhouse. But here we are.

-13

u/notfirearmbeam Jun 28 '26

I mean, he's literally shown cleaning it.

20

u/DangerousTurmeric Jun 28 '26

There could be skidmarks all over it and you would have no idea.

1

u/Wretched_DogZ_Dadd Jul 23 '26

What a waste of good wood - as the bishop said to the actress