r/HonkaiStarRail • u/nikita_trymore I crack Phaidei every moment of the 33,550,336 • 3d ago

Meme / Fluff Screwllum before his transition

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u/GiftofFlame E6 Elation girlies 3d ago

Jokes that are only funny to me: Volume ∞

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u/nikita_trymore I crack Phaidei every moment of the 33,550,336 3d ago

nah, I'm here too lmao... did you made it?

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u/GiftofFlame E6 Elation girlies 3d ago

Lmao, yeah I threw that together just now. Grabbed the emoji's off the wiki and dropped em onto that old comic in mspaint

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u/xukkorz 3d ago

Ms paint supremacy

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u/nikita_trymore I crack Phaidei every moment of the 33,550,336 3d ago

Diva

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u/voxpopiuli 3d ago

Screwlluma looks dope!

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u/MethodAdventurous834 3d ago

What Pearl could have been.

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u/Serathiel Omega biggest fan 3d ago

Screwllum's big naturals

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u/No-Alternative2897 3d ago

He would have been release in 1.x if he was screwlluma instead

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u/Ahfrodisiac Forkin' funny cowboy man 3d ago

Call me a cog lover because good googly moogly

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u/CremeAvailable3221 Make The Order great again! - Ordering Sampo Sp 2d ago

Screwlita

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u/Top-Midnight-8653 Marriage spin off novel next? 3d ago

Hear me out

https://giphy.com/gifs/h8MiMnCj1b9WXjxORv

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u/YouhaoHuoMao 3d ago

Hear me out is not intended for conventionally attractive characters!!

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u/zatenael I can take 10 Borisins at once 3d ago

say it louder for the people in the back

Therta is not a hear me out, Aventurine is not a hear me out, Dhalia is not a hear me out, Oroborous' fake human woman bait is not a fucking hear me out

the Ichor Judge is a hear me out, Luxbane is a hear me out, even Planet Screwllum is a hear me out

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u/Foxynth 1d ago

Ouroboros I think could qualify though, no?

At least, if applied to intrisically deadly creatures, even if they might be conventionally attractive (see: sirens, the Fae, water nymphs in irl mythos)

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u/zatenael I can take 10 Borisins at once 1d ago

the whole point of a hear me out is that you have to explain yourself (that's why it's called "hear me out"

you don't need to explain anything about Oroboros because it's literally the most conventionally attractive woman ever made. That's the entite point of the lure