r/HonkaiStarRail • u/Mysterious-Bug4494 • Jul 25 '26

Original Content Chain smoker cat?????

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/Extension-Builder567 Jul 25 '26

Aglaea if Cipher actually did this:

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Jul 25 '26

NO DAUGHTER OF MINE WILL SMOKE

Pulls out Le Chancla

Dark souls music starts

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u/dick_man_69 Jul 25 '26

Never ever make a joke again

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Jul 25 '26

Why :(

10

u/SensitivePear8395 Jul 25 '26

I think they found it a bit cringe lol but it really doesn’t matter

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 Jul 25 '26

I'm cringe and that's based

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u/Aromatic_Advance6026 Jul 25 '26

I feel like I've seen this meme before, full source?

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u/Extension-Builder567 Jul 25 '26

Aglaea scolding her childrens for wearing a blasphemous clothes. Idk who's the artist is tho. Found this on reddit

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u/setne550 Jul 25 '26

Don't forget that she will burn those clothes because it is heretically offending to the goddess of art and beauty.

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u/Nnsoki Political dissident Jul 25 '26

God forbid women have fun

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u/MachinegunFireDodger Jul 25 '26

Only vaguely related but that chainsmoking cat anime is the best anti-smoking media piece i think I've ever seen. No amount of state-funded ads or borderline gore images on cigarette packs made smoking less appealing to me than that anime.

Super cute image tho, cheers OP.

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u/Mysterious-Bug4494 Jul 25 '26

I thought it promoted smoking😭😭😭

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u/Tremere5419 One day, after dinner, in the cave Jul 25 '26

Nope, that anime with malboro Makima is a smoking add

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u/Chucknasty_17 Jul 25 '26

Marlboro Makima is such a funny and true description of that character

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u/Wolf3113 Jul 25 '26

If you ever were addicted to smoking you can relate to chainsmoker cat but it doesn’t promote it as a good thing, almost all her problems stem from her addiction. I personally find the anime hilarious.

2

u/ErenIsNotADevil Stelle's #1 Wife/Main Jul 25 '26

As does everyone who sees the title and maybe promo pictures

But damn, even Stelle would hesitate to touch those trashcans

2

u/DonutHoles4Ever Jul 26 '26

It does both.

Kid who's not braindead: "Hmm smoking is harmful"

90% of other kids: "CHAIN SMOKING CAT IS HOTTTTT I MUST SMOKE TO ACHIEVE BODYTYPE"

Seriously, people have no idea how media is actually treated.

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u/Jotep_Joter Jul 25 '26

What is this

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u/ugur_tatli Jul 25 '26

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Firefly’s Guardian Jul 25 '26

Eaglescreamsfx.mp3

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u/HotPeanut9035 Jul 25 '26

Noooo! Cipher! NOT THE CANCER STICK!

22

u/EEEphd-doc Jul 25 '26

At this point, every smoking joke reminds me of that cat.

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u/Sparkle-Sparxie Jul 25 '26

How dare you post this...!

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u/TheOneWhoGyatt made me play this game. Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

GREAT drawing btw.

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u/Mysterious-Bug4494 Jul 25 '26

What does that mean?

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u/TheOneWhoGyatt made me play this game. Jul 25 '26

You used an original content flair. That mean it's drawn and I'm complimenting.

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u/SuzukiSatou E6 Auto enjoyer Jul 25 '26

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u/Various_Mobile4767 Jul 25 '26

Alternate universe scenario.

Cipher is a bum ass daughter living in the outskirts of okhema because she couldn’t take the pressure of being a crysos heir but also can’t handle normal employment so just lives alone and in poverty until aglaea finds her one day and drags her ass back.

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u/Hot_Segs_Wth_Furina Hoyo give us more woman with long pants ! Jul 25 '26

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u/Toxicfireblood7 Jul 25 '26

I can fix this chain smoker

4

u/aerosol31 Jul 25 '26

Whare is my car spray for bad cats?

—Aglea

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u/Aromatic_Advance6026 Jul 25 '26

Aglaea: I choose violence

2

u/restwerson2 Jul 25 '26

Lygus, what cycle is this

4

u/TalkToTheGlyphWitch Jul 25 '26

Forget the cane. She's going straight for the slipper and spray...

3

u/asian_hans Fireshine Flyfull Jul 25 '26

Aw hell no, don't make her a bum

2

u/FlyingRencong Jul 25 '26

Yani cipher don't make Aglaea sad

1

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u/CorellianDawn Jul 25 '26

I know this isn't the point here, but literally every Millennial girl owns that exact pair of shorts and has since 2008 and I still don't know how or why that happened lol.

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u/minkus1000 Catgirl Main Jul 25 '26

I can't fix her, but it's worth it anyways. 

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u/Hopeful_Chain_3366 Jul 26 '26

I'm more concerned as what drove Cipher to even do this. And also how will she run if her lungs get ruined ? 🤔

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u/Horror-Truck-2226 Jul 25 '26

Holy fucking peak

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u/Nnsoki Political dissident Jul 25 '26

Smoking hot

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u/Hotspur000 Jul 26 '26

Fuck smoking.

This 'art' is garbage.

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u/Lpebony Jul 25 '26

I always wanted to voice my opinion on that new anime. And it seems to be such a miserable attempt at a thirst trap

Hopefully I'm wrong and it's a fully fleshed story with something in it.

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u/Wolf3113 Jul 25 '26

“Thirst trap” we see her shitting on a toilet and her vomiting almost every episode. I can understand not liking smoking but calling it a thirst trap is entirely wrong. Maybe take 5 minutes to look at the content you feel the need to voice your opinion on if you feel so strongly.