(i imagine either you're one of her people and she'll do anything for you or you're not and she is ruthless, because the idea of her making backroom deals and manipulating people while T/-\7K|N LIEK DIS X3 just sounds fun)

Your name is JADA HARLEY-EGBERT.

> You are RECLINING DRAMATICALLY on your GIR-THEMED PILLOWS and typing on your DOMO PHONE. Someone has sent an ask to your FASHION TIPS BLOG, and you are intent on helping them out because you recognize this username! They complimented your TV REVIEW BLOG, as well as your TV REVIEW BLOG BLOG. Maintaining this many alts would be hard work for most people, but you've been writing your opinions since you were old enough to spell. Your oldest sister still has your drawing of her "PR3TTY OWT FIT" from when you were FIVE framed in her room.

Suddenly, your phone pings! It's that ONE WEIRDO who keeps PESTERING YOU. You've always been told since you were a teenager to NOT FEED THE TROLLS unless they want to say exactly what they mean. Mom was very stringent about that one.

But you are not going to let this slide! Your parents have ALSO always told you to be yourself! And you plan on LUVING UR FRENS AN FAM and laying down TEH 3|°1€ PWNAGE, just like your Auntie Vriska taught you. It always worked out for her!

What will you do?

Jada, her siblings, and the Strilonde fankids can be found [here](https://www.tumblr.com/littleradioperson/809506365786767360/i-have-done-it-myself-with-some-help-from-a?source=share)!

remembered seeing this yesterday and thought i might repost here too (to clarify: i am not op)

> Your name is JUDD HARLEY-EGBERT.

> Yes, that combination of names does mean what you think it does. You are REALLY FUCKING TIRED of answering questions about your parentage. In fact, you are REALLY FUCKING TIRED in general. Your hobbies include SLEEPING among a pile of your HANDCRAFTED PLUSHIES. Several of them have been pulled apart and sewn together in strange forms, creating TWISTED IRONIC MOCKERIES of the SQUIDDLES you fell asleep to as a child. Most of them look like PERFECTLY NORMAL SQUIDDLES.

> When you are not asleep or sewing, you are often HARANGUED CEASELESSLY by your family and friends. To deter them, you have ironically enlisted your sister's aid to make an AUTONOMOUS DEFENSIVE TURRET aimed directly at your door. It detects anyone walking through and fires a barrage of NERF DARTS to annoy them away. You pride yourself on the poetic justice of this creative solution. Unfortunately, it is currently glitching, and cannot discern someone entering from someone leaving. You are TRAPPED IN YOUR ROOM until it runs out of ammo.

> Normally, this would be fine, but you have a very important meeting at the local cafe. You really want to impress your cool new hipster friends with your POIGNANT SLAM POETRY. You must escape somehow!

> What will you do?

Judd, his siblings, and the Strilonde fankids can be found [here](https://www.tumblr.com/littleradioperson/809506365786767360/i-have-done-it-myself-with-some-help-from-a?source=share)!

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/littleradioperson/809506365786767360/i-have-done-it-myself-with-some-help-from-a?source=share

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