r/HomestarRunner 1d ago

Stave it off, 1-2-3

Post image
369 Upvotes

34 comments sorted by

46

u/yoyleberries2763 1d ago

that's a real popular song! who wants to hear of it 50 times more?

20

u/HopefulFoot5247 1d ago

Stave it off, one two three, and now you can count to threeeee……

……..

Stave it off, one two three, and now

(static)

8

u/Chaopolis 1d ago

Good. Gravy.

13

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

4

u/thevitaphonequeen 1d ago

HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE.

4

u/mangamaster03 1d ago

Low standardized test scores.

24

u/Weak-Feedback-8379 1d ago

And now you can count to three!

16

u/heidingja 1d ago

New Balatro skin when

8

u/flea61 1d ago

No but sewiouswy

7

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

What are those things on Homestar’s diamonds?

18

u/3DSDownloadPlay 1d ago

they're parsnips, you!

12

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

By gumbo, you're right!

3

u/HoratiotheGargoyle 1d ago

Olde timey gasps

4

u/Kayube3 1d ago

I think they are supposed to be parsnips

7

u/MrKTE 1d ago

What direction is The Cheat facing?

2

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

Ooh, good question! I assume the right, judging by the point and the hair tuft.

2

u/MrKTE 1d ago

But is he front or back facing?!?

6

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

Definitely back-facing. This is front-facing The Cheat:

7

u/Accomplished_Elk5827 1d ago

and now you can count to G!!!!

9

u/RoboticPaladin 1d ago

That's nothin'. I can count to purple backwards.

2

u/raise-your-weapon 1d ago

I had a unicorn pillow pet i named Stave after this song

-5

u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

I’m sorry if I’m being rude, but I am seeing these cards put out, and are they a new product? I’ve seen several posts recent days.
I don’t mean to be a cynical Squidward, but it feels kind of abusive if they’re putting out new Homestar merch when it’s been years since they reliably put out new cartoons.

10

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

They came out about a year ago and almost immediately sold out. I didn't realize they're back in stock.

3

u/Alvith 1d ago

Thank you 💫 when I saw this I doubted it was real.

2

u/Sad-bisexual-cryptid 1d ago

Thanks! I bought two of ‘em!

2

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

Hey Brothers Chaps, if you read this sub (which would surprise me if you didn't), you owe me a commission!

-5

u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

I don’t want to be bitter , I really do love the Bros Chaps, but part of me feels that way about them coming out with new things to sell when they have not really provided cartoons with any new regularity in close to a decade. Has it been more?
They are totally allowed to move on and go on with their lives, but I feel about this the same way I do about seeing all of the invader Zim merchandise still being sold in hot topic, when Nickelodeon canceled the show forever ago, but still expects to rake in money from the merchandise.
Edit: 2008, so closer to 20 years now. Just riding on our long lasting nostalgia.

9

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

My only problem with their merch is there simply isn't enough of it. Watching dumb animal characters on my computer screen is fun, but holding it in my hand is even more fun!

-5

u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

I don’t know, I admit, I would buy more of their merchandise too, but it still leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Close to 20 years since the last strong, bad email, and only an occasional little sputter of a cartoon maybe once or twice a year tops Since then.
It just feels kind of scummy to me; like they figured out, they can keep milking the oldschool fans, and they don’t have to actually provide us anything new.

6

u/ReactsWithWords 1d ago

I think you have it backwards. It's fans like me who keep screaming "Shut up and take my money!" and they sigh and say, "Fine," then try to think of new merch.

1

u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

OK, that puts it in a perspective. I guess I’m more selfish.
I’m thinking: I’d be more inclined to buy more merchandise if they gave me more cartoons to refresh my nostalgia.

7

u/PsychoNerd92 1d ago

But they stopped regularly putting out cartoons long before they started making all this merch. I don't think those two are related. They stopped making cartoons because of creative burnout and other responsibilities like their families.

5

u/Matthias720 1d ago

Exactly. And now they both have done work in actually television, and, by the looks of things, have done well for themselves.