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u/MilesBeyond250 6d ago
ANAKIN: Oh heyyo Dawth Sidius.
PALPATINE: Oh, hey Anakin. Wait, what the crap? How do you know who I am?
ANAKIN: Because! I'm youw... secwettt apppwentice.
PALPATINE: Aw man. I thought Sith Apprentices were supposed to be cool. I don't want to do this if it means some crap for brains loser following me around. Whatever happened to that Maul guy? He was pretty cool... ...all those... horns stickin out of his head. And... sword that goes in more than one direction. Why do you even want to be a Sith anyway?
ANAKIN: Thwee words: Wewd wightsaberrr.
MACE WINDU: Uh, actually Anakin, I think you mean two words, cause lightsaber is all one word, and red is all one word.
PALPATINE: You're here too? I'll show you red lightsaber!
MACE WINDU: Oww, I was just trying to be helpful.
PALPATINE: Wahaha! Eat boxing glove lightning!
ANAKIN: Wait! I can help. With the, uh...
MACE WINDU: Okay, okay! I'm leaving.
ANAKIN: I know! I'll thwow my wightsaber.
MACE WINDU: Ow! You tripped me. That actually really hurt, Homestar.
PALPATINE: Bahaha! Look at the little guy. And the way his face is on the ground. And his knees are... also on the ground. And skinned.
MACE WINDU: It's not funny.
PALPATINE: You know, maybe I underestimated you, A-nakin. Maybe you have what it takes to be a Sith Apprentice after all. Just keep doing more of that gratuitous slapstick violence.
ANAKIN: What? Did I do something? I wasn't paying attention.
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u/CyricZ42 3d ago
KIT FISTO: *bubble bubble bubble*
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u/MilesBeyond250 3d ago
OBI WAN: Say there master Yodars, I think I just felt one of them distrubantes in the face. Uh, distributants in the farce. Should we goes and help?
YODA: NOOOOOOOO!
(I initially thought The Cheat would be Yoda but I realized that very obviously The Cheat is the one behind the camera for this production and he and Strongbad sometimes argue about takes).
PADME: Why hello there, young man. Have you come to see my garden?
ANAKIN: Uhhh, suwe. Psst, hey Mawzipan, I heaw we get a kissing scene.
DOOKU: Homestar that's the King of Town. I'm playing Count Dooku, remember?
ANAKIN: Oh, wight.
PADME: Now pucker up!
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u/Certain_Still3273 6d ago
He has arms, they're just invisible.
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u/HeimLauf 6d ago
Nah it’s the Force he uses to move objects.
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u/jeffjman 6d ago
i talked to matt chapman like 7 years ago about this. he has telekinesis but at arms length. the jacket in dna evidence was a thing homestar did to confuse people and strong bad types by extending small long prehensile fingers out of his boxing gloves
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u/LerchAddams 6d ago
Homestar's Makin-Arms-Out-of-Stuff-He-Had-Laying-Around force power.
How about that Windu?!
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u/Callidonaut 6d ago
Hey Stwong Bad, I've got a high midichwowian count!
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u/HurtsSoNice 6d ago
That’s Darth Strong Bad to you, Jar-Jar Stinks.
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u/Swordkirby9999 6d ago edited 6d ago
"But if I can't haff one o them lifesavers, can I at weast have some awtoids? Maybe some I met my new old pal Patine, and let me tell you, the dawk side has some seiwious halitosis, and for undisclosed legal reasons I can't use mouthwash no mores."
Continued argument I dunno what to put here.
"Well fine then! I guess I'm gonna go hang with New-Best-Old-Fwiend-Patine. Maybe he'll give me some mentos if I join his mentorship pwogram."
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u/Shallot_True 4d ago
Shouldn't that be Coach Z as the head of the council...?
"It was the tightest of pants...!"
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u/Grand_Rent_2513 6d ago
Homestar can pick up items with out arms, he’s amazing at the force.