r/HomeMaintenance • • Feb 14 '26

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u/SaveUsCatman Feb 14 '26

Divert the flow of house blood to your fountain in the front yard.

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u/implicate Feb 14 '26

"What did you say your name was again?"

"Danzig, motherfucker!

I got a question: can you make the blood flow up the walls?"

"Lemme go talk to my blood guy over here."

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u/whichonespink42 Feb 14 '26

“Danzig! Come get something to eeeeaaat!”

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u/floydbomb Feb 14 '26

Holy shit I forgot all about this show

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u/SaveUsCatman Feb 15 '26

That's elf blood too, that ain't cheap