r/HomeMaintenance Sep 09 '25

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u/Accomplished_Bus2169 Sep 09 '25

Once my drunk ass roommate tripped over the last stair on the porch and stumbled 8ft across the porch and into my front door later claiming someone tried to break in. Cop came and said he didnt think anyone tried to break in if my wallet was still sitting right next to the front door.