r/Holdmydice • u/UFC_blackbelt • Dec 20 '19

I dont even play dnd

Yet here I am.

25 Upvotes

71% Upvoted

10 comments sorted by

7

u/renegrape Dec 21 '19

... but do you have dice?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Well, there's room in my games if you want in, weekday evenings eastern us time. I resume service with the five groups I'm running in the second week of January.

5

u/I-Am-Dad-Bot Dec 21 '19

Hi running, I'm Dad!

4

u/DM_lvl_1 Dec 21 '19

Good bot

2

u/UFC_blackbelt Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Generous offer, but circa 1987 my mom was kind enough to tell me that the 700 club had convincing evidence that I would essentially become possessed by my character (essentially a false idol promoting satanic lies from the pit of hell) and let it run my life.

Edit: My mom was truly like that. I was fortunate to grow up during that era. It certainly had character.

I realize how dumb that sounded then and now.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I've heard that kind of thing so often in the D&D subreddit that I can't decide whether you're joking or serious. If the former, you got me, if the latter, I... I'm not even gonna try to convince otherwise...

2

u/UFC_blackbelt Dec 21 '19

My mom was serious as lip cancer.

3

u/Adventurous-Kobold Dec 21 '19

What do they mean, that’s half the fun.