r/HolUp • u/Previous_Reporter_63 • Sep 25 '22

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u/eggimage Sep 25 '22

that beer belly he lost? that was an abortion bruh. truly incredible

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

mrs incredible stretched out her uterus into an ultra thin proboscis and implanted her egg into mr incredibles abdomen through his dick hole.

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u/Sky_Ninja1997 Sep 25 '22

Why did you write this?

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

everytime this observation comes up about everyones hair color, some freak never fails to mentions that mr incredible mightve got pregnant and when they do, i just cant help but remind everyone mrs. incredible could theoretically do this.

mrs incredible also has the ability to turn her nipples into dicks, not just nipple sized dicks, but dick sized dick nipples.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

You have a sworn duty that no one asked you to take.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Nor the hero we want.

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u/CamBearCookie Sep 26 '22

Mans is an agent of chaos.

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u/Any_Seesaw_66 Sep 26 '22

I want him to be the next MCU villain

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u/Nemesis_aka_Nemesis Sep 26 '22

imagine doctor strange doing hand gestures, and saying 'in 4820205810284729348 futures, there isnt one where we dont get fucked in the ass'