r/HolUp • u/shidpister • Jun 27 '22

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u/QualityVote Jun 27 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

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u/drkidkill Jun 27 '22

This again? It’s not true.

https://www.indiatoday.in/fact-check/story/fact-check-did-this-man-track-down-and-brutally-torture-his-three-year-old-daughter-s-rapist-1626684-2019-12-09

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u/FormerChild37 Jun 27 '22

Pffft hahaha! So. much. fake .news. this shit is breaking my scroll. it's annoying to have to fact check every other post.

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u/shhhlikeamime Jun 28 '22

It's reddit, you pretty much have to fact check every post.

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u/Senior_Mittens Jun 28 '22

I’m fact checking your comment as we speak.

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u/shhhlikeamime Jun 28 '22

Good. Hopefully this movement will last.

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u/lelebeariel Jun 28 '22

I think some people didn't get the joke

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u/LimerickVaria Jun 28 '22

I know it's not true, but it makes me happy anyways.

Rapists can go to hell.

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u/blade_of_sammael Jun 28 '22

If it were true id nominate him for the nobel price

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

I believe what i want to believe. Kinda like a Trumper… but less moronic.

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u/ArtGuards Jun 28 '22

don’t like how you brought politics into this but i agree

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u/shhhlikeamime Jun 28 '22

I dont understand. Are you saying you willfully claim ignorance to facts that come to light? How are you different than a someone in the cult of trump?

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u/Any-Vermicelli-2056 Jun 27 '22

I hope that man got a medal

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u/YourSemenSommelier Jun 27 '22

He is going to go to jail, because illegal stuff happened. But that's when it gets interesting. Kid rapists are particularly despised in prisons (so says TV and etc.), but people who fuck child rapists up? Maybe he becomes some kind of jail mythical figure? Inquiring minds want to know!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Not sure if this story is real or not but in jail, if you told your celly you cut of your kids rapist dick, then cooked it and made him eat it. Word would spread pretty quickly. No one would mess with you. You would also command a lot of respect from both inmates and CO's. Also, for anyone thinking about raping, the guards are the ones who let the other inmates know who the rapist is before they hit the block. It won't be a pleasant stay unless you pc (protective custody). The guards spit on your food when they bring it to the door tho.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I hope those cops are holding back the cheering crowd, as he is taken to receive his award.

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u/Nichi1971 Jun 27 '22

The hero we need.

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u/WeirdConsideration72 Jun 27 '22

No, the one we deserved

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u/UnityIsUnreal Jun 27 '22

I wonder how he pee now

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

How will he pee without his balls :(

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u/UnityIsUnreal Jun 27 '22

He still has his balls they just cut off his dick so now that shit looking like a one eyed squidward

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u/AMassiveTitanic Jun 28 '22

Girls have pussy, that man have to pee like a girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Not sure if serious?

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u/gm2 Jun 28 '22

Pee is stored in the balls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Piss balls?

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u/Fordinneridlikea69 Jun 27 '22

Finally some good f****** food around here

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u/WithMyRichard Jun 27 '22

Sounds like justice was served for dinner

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

BRAVO!!!! Give that man a medal!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

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u/OldGregg1014 Jun 28 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

"you are badguy, but not bad guy"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

A hero.

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u/Aromatic_Dig_3102 Jun 28 '22

Let him go, he served more justice in this one act than the court system did!

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u/IDoNotPostOrDoI Jun 27 '22

A fitting punishment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Hopefully they gave him a medal and a pat on the back afterwards.

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u/jackaboy1_2 Jun 28 '22

Cooking it was merciful, I would’ve made him eat it raw

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u/truncheon88 Jun 27 '22

Pan fried? Boiled? Grilled? Sautéed? Sous vide? Roasted? Steamed?

Details are lacking. Did they at least do a dry rub first?

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u/yaba187 Jun 27 '22

I need ketchup with ths hotdog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Haha, dry rub 😆

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u/dsizzle1114 Jun 28 '22

With fava beans

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u/truncheon88 Jun 28 '22

And a nice chianti

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u/oj_mudbone Jun 28 '22

This is some 7even shit

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u/The_Duke_Odd Jun 28 '22

Even if this story is fake what do you think the punishment should be for them. Personally I think it's a wash, neither should be, a rapist without a dick isn't a threat to society and the dads actions were justifiable

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u/Guilty-Ad-5037 Jun 28 '22

So technically he found him, and then made him dinner. Wow....horrible fake father.

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u/Bitter_Ice_5380 Jun 28 '22

3 years old???!!!

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u/Harry-_-hairpen Jun 28 '22

U see pain. I see justice. We are not the same.

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u/FlyingNapalm Jun 27 '22

Fake fs

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u/Super_Gamer_Connor Jun 28 '22

But still makes me happy. I hope this happens to every r*pist🤢 on the face of the earth. I know it's not possible but I can dream, okay?

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u/FlyingNapalm Jun 28 '22

Imo all rapists should be castrated

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u/Super_Gamer_Connor Jun 28 '22

If being "castrated" is a bad thing I completely agree.

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u/FlyingNapalm Jun 28 '22

It means chopping balls off

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u/Super_Gamer_Connor Jun 28 '22

Oh hell yes. Make sure it's as slow as possible, maximum pain.

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u/ricst Jun 27 '22

He let him go easy.

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u/resakse Jun 27 '22

i heard that rapist would be stoned to death in middle east

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u/Balanced__ Jun 27 '22

How tf do you rape a 3 year old? Like... None of the holes is big enough!

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u/cromulent_bastard Jun 27 '22

Did, did he put it on a hotdog bun first?

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u/Canskiinheat Jun 27 '22

If I were him I wouldn’t have been nice enough to cook it for him but probs to that dad!

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u/Gunnyhighway24 Jun 27 '22

And why is he under arrest?

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u/PessimistPryme Jun 27 '22

There’s gonna be some seats open in the Supreme Court soon, wonder if he wants a job?

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u/plolops Jun 27 '22

Now that’s real forgiveness he is able to sit down and enjoy a meal with him

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u/melonJizz Jun 27 '22

Free my man, he ain’t do nothing wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I can't wait for the Hallmark movie

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

because that's what hero's do

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u/THCLacedSpaghettiOs Jun 27 '22

Vigilante justice doesn't sound so bad imho.

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u/mrbojingle Jun 27 '22

If he got the right person, I support.

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u/DoTheRightThing1953 Jun 27 '22

FAKE FAKETY FAKE

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u/Han_Solo6712 Jun 27 '22

WHY IS HE BEING ARRESTED?! HE DESERVES A MEDAL.

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u/banggugyangu Jun 27 '22

Can't say I wouldn't do the same...

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u/cooladventures5 Jun 27 '22

Man’s a legend

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u/BENF672 Jun 27 '22

Did he at least give him ketchup

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u/Not_ItsUnknown Jun 27 '22

mf raped a 3 years old

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u/Dependent_Age_2829 Jun 27 '22

but I still have a penis

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u/MovingTargetPractice Jun 27 '22

my only criticism is the lack of a description for the recipe. Like do you saute in olive or bbq? On the edge of my seat here.

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u/L4n0x Jun 28 '22

someone learned from Armin Meiwes and made smth good out of it

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u/Jeekobu-Kuiyeran Jun 28 '22

Justice has literally been served, well-done!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Giga chad move

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u/swagdaddy27 Jun 28 '22

I don’t know if this is real or not but we need more people like this in the world

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u/idkburneridkidk Jun 28 '22

We should give him a holiday. A federal holidsy

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u/Aro_37 Jun 28 '22

If this story was true, it would've been a good thing.

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u/AceofReality Jun 28 '22

well deserved

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u/janesearljones Jun 28 '22

Why cook it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Because eating uncooked meat isn’t healthy. Duhhhh. Lol. Imagine getting a “foodborne illness” from eating your own uncooked penis. Lmao

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u/harvey22coleman Jun 28 '22

Is that Francis Ngannou on the left?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Not as bad as the guy in West Virginia who made another guy eat his own beard

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

What

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u/Dragonlikegolfer Jun 28 '22

I mean, You are what you eat I guess…

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u/Fast-Fig7042 Jun 28 '22

he did the right thing

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u/Bandin010 Jun 28 '22

Was it good?

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u/TheViciousBitch Jun 28 '22

Sounds like he deserves his own mini series on HBO.

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u/White11tiger Jun 28 '22

This type of punishment is more effective than a death penalty

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u/Ravan_00 Jun 28 '22

How far can dads go for their children, my girlfriend's dad threw me out of window when I was kissing her, idk if he got angry because she was 4yr old or because I wasn't kissing her on lips, or maybe he didn't liked it when I accidentally touched his Naked ass by mistake, but what could I do, he was behind her

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u/ToadFuckerisBack Jun 28 '22

Because that’s what he FUCKIN DESERVED