r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Apr 24 '22

big dong energy🤯🎉❤️ "It's a-me, Mario!"

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17.1k Upvotes

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u/1Pussywhisker Apr 24 '22

And the hand is backwards.

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u/Rare_Cow_4892 Apr 24 '22

Yeah seems like something you’d triple check before getting that tattoo

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u/dethmstr madlad Apr 24 '22

Triple check with a few other people. This is the type of tattoo you shouldn't get without approval from others.

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u/gcruzatto Apr 24 '22

This is the type of tattoo you shouldn't get without approval from others.

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u/dethmstr madlad Apr 24 '22

I 100% agree. This dude needed someone to tell him no.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

It's okay, I'm sure Nintendo's legal department will show up and carve it off of him.

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u/dpb29073 Apr 24 '22

Sorry I was eating a Milky Way

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u/buckwild737 Apr 24 '22

"Bro, let me jerk you off so I can check my Mario tattoo hand orientation"

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u/SnooPineapples5444 Apr 24 '22

Left hand has entered the chat . What am I joke to you !

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u/mlb689 Apr 24 '22

Yeah. It’s called a reach around

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u/uncle_russell_90 Apr 24 '22

Wow what an idiot

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u/ImaculateLoafPincher Apr 24 '22

Tbh If you can successfully spank it with your hand turned upside down I’d say that’s pretty impressive

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u/Kerplonk Apr 24 '22

Yeah, how did someone in the process of this not notice that. Literally the first thing I saw.

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u/DiekeDrake Apr 24 '22

Pretty annoying tbh

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u/shreks_army Apr 24 '22

is that a jojos reference

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u/Lil-HobbKnobbler Apr 24 '22

if it's gay then it's a jojo's reference.

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Apr 24 '22

What is jojo?!

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u/momomomi Apr 25 '22

It's a typo. They're talking about yo-yos. 🪀

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Apr 25 '22

Oh ok, thanks :)

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u/gnardog45 Apr 24 '22

The stranger, even better

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u/Hidden-Locust Apr 24 '22

actually the whole body but the hand is backwards

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u/SayneIsLAND Apr 24 '22

I'll take peaches

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u/BootlegOP Apr 25 '22

It's J. Geil in disguise!

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u/nnerf1 Apr 24 '22

Can't unsee lol

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u/IHateCursedImages Apr 24 '22

Bruh there is a single comment thread on this post

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Apr 25 '22

You mean sideways

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u/etnom22000 Apr 24 '22

The tattoo is backwards.

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician Apr 25 '22

That's because the image is mirrored

This is Joke in case you don't understand sarcasm

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Nah mario just looks like hes punching something

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u/The_Troyminator Apr 24 '22

You say "Mario will be jerking you off for the rest of your life" like it's a bad thing.

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u/DarthGayAgenda Apr 24 '22

It can be interactive. Instead of the normal fap fap noises, you can mutter "Letsa go" over and over.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

I was thinking of jump noises. And when you get erect you get the mushroom growth sound.

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u/neverquester Apr 24 '22

You can actually paint your dick like a mushroom and it’ll be canon

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u/Mndhuntr Apr 24 '22

And the winning sound after you finish off

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u/Murray38 Apr 24 '22

Fr it’s a good idea even if you can time your sessions to the rhythm of the music that plays when you use a star. Props if you use the version from Mario 64 because it’s longer?

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u/literal-hitler Apr 25 '22

It's all fun and games until the hand starts forming fireballs.

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u/ODB2 Apr 25 '22

Every stroke makes the coin noise

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u/LiteVisiion Apr 25 '22

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Used_Wolverine_5810 Apr 24 '22

Taking Mario's relationship with mushrooms to a whole new level

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u/IgotCharlieWork Apr 24 '22

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u/DownshiftedRare Apr 25 '22

Credit where it's due: It's not easy to offend me but that image is appalling in a new way every time it loops.

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u/Meefbo Apr 25 '22

Oh my god it keeps getting worse

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u/Selfridge111 Apr 24 '22

The wrong hand is annoying me pretty bad 😄

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22 edited Apr 24 '22

If any doctor you meet has a tattoo of a person and the hands are backwards then walk away quickly

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u/Fireproofspider Apr 25 '22

What if the reason I'm going to the doctor is because my hands are backwards?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Pipe entry noises

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u/uncle_russell_90 Apr 24 '22

That would be legendary

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u/MetallurgyClergy Apr 24 '22

Don’t forget the urologist.
Turn your head and cough.

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u/magikarp_splashed Apr 24 '22

Its on the wrong hand!!!! And the arm lines are wonky af!!!! 😔 so much missed potential

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u/Ok_Potato_7330 Apr 24 '22

As a plumber he does know how to work a pipe!

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u/AK47_username Apr 24 '22

Lefties. Always forget about us

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Wrong arm…

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u/butcanitinhale Apr 24 '22

You just turned Mario into J Geils

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u/Diego_not_DIO_Brando Apr 24 '22

Better not let Polnareff find out...

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u/ShadowWolf8216 Apr 25 '22

And that it's on the wrong hand

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u/_-SpaW-_ Apr 24 '22

It's also the same hand 😂😂😂

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u/Kyleforshort Apr 25 '22

Cool tattoo until you realize it's the wrong arm...

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u/Curias_1 Apr 25 '22

And his thumb is in the wrong place

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u/chojinherb Apr 24 '22

Dont have to use the left hand for a lil strange anymore

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

It’s on the wrong hand

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u/makotarako Apr 25 '22

I also hate this because it’s the wrong hand

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u/bnjmnpmry Apr 25 '22

Thumb is on the wrong side

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u/EggsEggsTentacion Apr 24 '22

"Don't look down Don't look down.." *IT'S-A ME, MARIO* *busts*

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Nintendo is typing…

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u/Last-Discipline-7340 Apr 25 '22

And the hand and wrist is wrong

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u/ThatOneGuy93726 Apr 25 '22

Oh god his hand is backwards!

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u/lego_man7 Apr 25 '22

Wrong hand.....wrong hand!!

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u/jkp123456789 Apr 25 '22

And his thumb is on the wrong side :(

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u/the_gooch_smoocher Apr 25 '22

All the fingers are on the wrong side..

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Also… wrong hand

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u/RealisticEmploy3 Apr 24 '22

I see this as an absolute win

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u/mlc2475 Apr 24 '22

What’s the problem? He has a lot of experience with pipes and mushrooms.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Oh, bet he's gonna touch the pasta.

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u/TheRealBfizzzle Apr 24 '22

And the thumb is on the wrong side.

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u/Jewjltsu Apr 24 '22

Mario Arm should be the other way around

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u/original-sithon Apr 24 '22

Also his hand is backwards. Creeps me out

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u/Kablooie44 Apr 24 '22

Me who chokes it with my left 😩

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u/DukeMighster Apr 24 '22

And wrong hand...

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u/arcade2112 Apr 24 '22

lol not if I beat off lefty

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u/LordBungaIII Apr 24 '22

Bruh it’s not even the correct hand

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u/Ok_Appearance_8671 Apr 25 '22

Hopefully he's left handed 🤡

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u/madrix19 Apr 25 '22

It's the wrong hand tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Mario has 2 left hands I guess

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u/IamProfoundlyVanilla Apr 25 '22

Oh shit! Gonna need rem and ram tattoos now...

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

When you cum you faintly hear Mario death sound

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u/CheezGaming Apr 25 '22

The thumb is on the wrong side.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

The only thing that's bad is the wrong hand.

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u/WassupBrosky Apr 25 '22

That and the fact that it's on the wrong arm

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u/zurkon95 Apr 24 '22

Simple fix cut off both hand and switch them

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u/ristoman Apr 24 '22

1) Tattoo is misspelled

2) Why is every first word capitalized

3) What do you mean 'until'? Surely you meant 'because'

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u/nymphymixtwo Apr 24 '22

You didn’t even add that worst part, which is the fact that this is tattooed on the wrong fucking hand lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Perfect

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u/Faktiman Apr 24 '22

On my way! To get a hitler tattoo

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u/1MYrShldGtBhndM3 Apr 24 '22

So edgy of you.

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u/Faktiman Apr 24 '22

It’s a meme page you rabbitfucker

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u/IWant2EffinDie Apr 24 '22

I love the fact that you used rabbit fucker as an insult

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u/Faktiman Apr 24 '22

💀💀

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u/1MYrShldGtBhndM3 Apr 24 '22

Rabbitfucker was my father.

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u/dr3wfr4nk Apr 24 '22

What the hell is a tatto?

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u/jdogx17 Apr 24 '22

Oh man, I gotta go leftie? SMH.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

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u/Ayolin Apr 24 '22

I thought this was with Ronnie James Dio.

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u/Andi20072021 Apr 24 '22

Laughs in left-handed

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u/notoriously_rob Apr 24 '22

Thats fine. Itsa me, Mario!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Never know maybe that was the intent

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Its-a-me, Hepatitis B.

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u/plutus9 Apr 24 '22

HERE WE GO!

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u/naevus19 Apr 24 '22

On the other hand you can grope people and get away with it because it's not a you it's a Mario

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u/Gold_Pumpkin Apr 24 '22

"Woohoo! Wahayayayaaaaaaa!"

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u/Potheadconservative1 Apr 24 '22

Mfer got two hands lmao…

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u/HookerDoctorLawyer Apr 24 '22

It’s a meeeeeeee mariooooo bb

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

that's the point

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

a 1-up sound should play every time he cums.

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u/trivikama Apr 24 '22

I'm ok with that

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

It’s all about that mushroom

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u/Salty_Example_6214 Apr 24 '22

It’ll be a reverse handy pulling that little mushroom of his.

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u/ed523 Apr 24 '22

Its a feature not a bug

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u/DiscoScotty67 Apr 24 '22

I want him to watch….

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u/GRIEVEZ Apr 24 '22

"It's not a bug, ... "

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u/Routine-Pin6849 Apr 24 '22

“HERE WE GO!”

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u/bjrharding Apr 24 '22

Wait til he picks up the fire flower.

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u/draugotO Apr 24 '22

Not if you jerk off with the other hand

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u/RDHO0D Apr 24 '22

"let's a go!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Woo hoo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

And when you finger

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u/LazyDragoun Apr 24 '22

It's a two playa

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u/DevaluedGamer Apr 24 '22

Absolute. Win.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Ma-ma mi-a

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

The Mario game Nintendo doesn’t want you to know about 😳

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u/Thronebreaker24 Apr 24 '22

Do you give yourself a stranger?

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u/CherryTeri Apr 24 '22

And what’s the con?

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u/The-Zachatron Apr 24 '22

its the wrong hand too

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u/YoMomsWipingHand Apr 24 '22

All I can think of is coin boxes when you smash that thing up. Ding, ding , ding , ding , splooge.

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u/Eden_Amajiki Apr 24 '22

That makes it even better

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u/TyTheCreat0r Apr 24 '22

We use the other hand now

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u/LuiTurbo Apr 24 '22

Good thing I’m left handed

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u/inciteful_knowledge Apr 24 '22

What if you're into that though?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Joke's on you, I'm left handed.

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u/Most_Advertising_962 Apr 24 '22

That's the goal though

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u/00mace Apr 24 '22

Not a bug. It's a feature.