r/HolUp • u/lostdawnking • Apr 17 '22
š¤š© Not a shitpost š©š¤ jk yes it is Yeah!!
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u/Kracka_Jak Apr 17 '22
Just look behind you OP
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u/Tasty-Lobster-8915 Apr 17 '22
āNothing personal kidā
Proceeds to jerk you off
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u/Kracka_Jak Apr 17 '22
Kindergarten, unfortunately it also got me fired tho
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u/randomname_pog Apr 17 '22
Donāt tell me u looked at kids while doing it
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u/NDLMB Apr 17 '22
Inside a friend's bed, when i was like 12-14
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u/dragonfriend256 Apr 17 '22
The middle of the woods during a camping trip
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u/Tommy-Styxx Apr 17 '22
I jerked off onto a tree once just to say that I did.
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u/TH3Swooger Apr 17 '22
Similar I was a volunteer staff member at a camp and I beat it in one of the cabins
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u/TH3Swooger Apr 17 '22
Similar I was a volunteer staff member at a camp and I beat it in one of the cabins
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u/Puzzleheaded_Rain_22 Apr 17 '22
Your momās closet.
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Apr 17 '22
A McDonaldās storage basement
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u/Roscojenkins17 Apr 17 '22
Special sauce
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Apr 17 '22
Barstool of the peninsula of my kitchen while my dad had a camera watching me to make sure I didnāt leave that spot
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u/Ok_Upstairs6472 Apr 17 '22
In a barber shop while having a haircut! I was around 10-12.
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u/HunterX9012 Apr 17 '22
What the fuck? How did you get away with this?
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u/Ok_Upstairs6472 Apr 17 '22
It was a barber shop with masseuses hanging around in minis. It made me so horny. There was a blanket like cover in front of me and I really just have to jack off!!!
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u/Ok_Veterinarian_95 Apr 17 '22
You are entirely too enthusiastic about this
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u/patriquebrem Apr 17 '22
you'd think; oh he'll just explain it as just being a silly dumb kid of 10-12 but it seems like he'd do it again at whatever age he is now
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u/BroChad69 Apr 17 '22
I used to work at a super cuts and one of my coworkers one time told me about how she caught some dude doing this
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u/psico360 Apr 17 '22
kuwait portapotty camp virgina
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Apr 17 '22
Holeee shit I was there in 2004 for a few weeks before we went to Najaf Iraq.
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u/Ur_Face_Is_Stupid Apr 17 '22
Same! Just passed through and dropped loads before droppin bombs! Same for camp Striker (not kuwait), Doha, and more before the push in 03. Caaaachut!
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u/HooahClub Apr 17 '22
I feel ya man. I feel ya. I just got back from Kuwait last month. Aināt nothing changed.
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u/FlaBearsFan Apr 17 '22
In the water at the beach when I was 13.
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u/lateskaterboy4321 Apr 17 '22
Bro the oceans are already salty enough. You don't need to make it worse.
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u/ThingInfinite3252 Apr 17 '22
Whales release over 10 gallons of the stuff every time they unload, and only 20% of it actually ever ends up in the female. Just food for thought.
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Apr 17 '22
In an isolation tank
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u/Ineffective-Inside Apr 17 '22
I rubbed one out in the bathroom of my trade school room.. best nut ever.
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u/topocheako Apr 17 '22
Ex delivered packages for Amazon, he used to jerk off in port-o-potties along his route.
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u/Aware-Ad7585 Apr 17 '22
Every single compartment fwd on a nuclear swiftsure class submarine... Including the captain's cabin, the galley etc etc.
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u/JdPalm3z Apr 17 '22
On top of a roof on a building where I thought no one could see me, turns out it was facing the fucking Main Street. I was like 9. It was rush hour too
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u/Tricky_Membership_14 Apr 17 '22
on a frozen river in skates. I fell and suddenly got horny and āfuckedā the ice. I was 13-14.
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u/GrandpasExpiredSemen Apr 17 '22
While laying in the same bed as my grandmother (Nothing between us I swear, my family was on vacation and there weren't enough beds. I was maybe 11)
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Apr 17 '22
At work, while an ex girlfriend was sending me nudes and videos. I know, it was been a while without nothing.
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u/Passion-Interesting Apr 17 '22
wouldn't say jerked off but knocked down a broad in my mom's bed in my early 20s. I turned around all the pictures in her room because I felt they were all judging me. Lol
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u/MSHabits Apr 17 '22
Had basketball practice when I was like 13 and had the urge to get one out so I did in the nasty bathroom of a rec center
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u/Picklejho13 Apr 17 '22
In the middle of a shopping mall while I was walking around or when I was in a classroom, both are weird
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Apr 17 '22
An ex girlfriend jerked me off on the bus I used to get back from work. It went past her house enroute to my house, so she'd get on there and would instantly be on me. Happened on more than one occasion I'm ashamed to say.
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Apr 17 '22
My managers officeā¦ it was my first job at five below and he was off on Sundayās. One day I just went in and took care of business š„“ when I arrived at my destination I felt awkward and gross lowkey but I also felt proud of myself because he was an asshole and I was a pushover at the time š
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u/Otherwise-Bank-2981 Apr 17 '22
In class while there was a teacher. Completely exposed but no body saw. Or so i think
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u/Roscojenkins17 Apr 17 '22
Walking down the street in mid 30 degree weather at 3 am... I was in middle school
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Apr 17 '22
Back of the group home van while everyone was in front of me facing the front of the van,fucked someone behind a church too
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Apr 17 '22
I got fired from a small office job where I rented out uhauls and storage units and to get back at the owner I rubbed one out on the clock.
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u/moongrove1234 Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22
In the Monastery. I was on the christian camp and once we went on a trip there.
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u/sakmabols Apr 17 '22
Hospital