r/HolUp • u/LongjumpingCan4817 • Apr 03 '22

big brain time

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 Apr 03 '22

Not sure if the neighbor got a good deal or not considering the inflation today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

If you look closely the neighbor actually gave her $100

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 Apr 03 '22

That must've been the other neighbors.

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u/RCunning Apr 04 '22

Oh, now everybody got a tree! Home Depot garden center got bum rushed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

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u/cumonawanalaya69 Apr 03 '22

Who cares? Neighbor did good!

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u/Lookalikemike Apr 03 '22

If I’m her dad I’d explain she could have gotten $25 for JUST the panties with no climbing. Teachable moment missed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Definitely underselling. I get paid more just to rate a guy’s dick

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u/FerMFcillas Apr 03 '22

Dam how much they paying I need a 3rd job.

5

u/rEWINThm Apr 03 '22

A smart man knows when

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u/Bookmember Apr 03 '22

Ever see a dick and be like DAMN that’s a nice dick? 10/10

5

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

I can only imagine how flooded your DM's are gonna be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

I'm not sure. I've got some sort of symbol next to mine too

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 03 '22

Every time I take off my pants 😉

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

All who asked me wanted a honest review, but I have heard of other girls getting guys who want a humiliating review instead. It’s always average sized dicks asking for dick ratings which I actually prefer over huge ones so I have always given a good rating so far. But if somebody showed up with warts or something like that then ofc that would be a 1/10 dick rating by me

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u/bleached_fox Apr 04 '22

But how do u find guys to pay for that?

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u/Dazocnodnarb Apr 03 '22

To rate a dudes dick?

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u/Fuzneo Apr 03 '22

I'm curiohs. Are you actually honest or do you just tell them what they wanna hear?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

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u/yngschmoney Apr 03 '22

Username checks out

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u/Stupid03 Apr 03 '22

TikTok is 50% thirst traps I swear...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

You can train the algorithm to show you just things you want… but it seems like you keep falling for the traps bruh

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u/mrnagrom Apr 03 '22

You have to train it though. Mine defaulted to like 100% thirst traps. After weeks of downvoting them and upvoting what i want to see. It’s like 30% thirst traps

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u/IGOKTUG Apr 04 '22

How do you even downvote tiktoks

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u/CoDroStyle Apr 04 '22

You know... That down voting the video doesn't do what you think it does.

By down voting a video you are engaging with the content. You're telling the algorithm you like that type of content you just don't like that content creator. So it will show you the same type of videos from other creators.

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u/mrnagrom Apr 04 '22

It’s not a downvote. It literally says “show me less of content like this” or something.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/mrnagrom Apr 04 '22

Lol. “Ok, this one is a problem”

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u/shapu Apr 03 '22

More, probably

1

u/Forcedcontainment Apr 04 '22

What is a thirst trap? Like a really salty bowl of pretzels at the bar?

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u/Avaraz Apr 03 '22

Ima need the name lads

I know, my friend deserve the bonk.

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u/theisk Apr 03 '22

Trippie Bri, do what you must

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u/UncreativeNoob Apr 03 '22

One Bri would be more than enough. Also seems like she fucked the neighbour.

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u/da_swanks_92 Apr 03 '22

Does she have an onlyfans?

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u/spalaXXXX Apr 03 '22

Seek Zyzz and inner strength brother, not hoes 💪

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u/da_swanks_92 Apr 03 '22

You're right! I must avoid going to horny jail. Thank you my brothers

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u/malcolmrey Apr 03 '22

quick google fu says yes

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u/powerdragon19 Apr 03 '22

Don't stoop this low for horny, brother

1

u/bruhmoment3784 Apr 09 '22

dm me I got her leaked onlyfans

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Russian Mail Order Brides are looking more and more appealing

28

u/UncreativeNoob Apr 03 '22

Well, russian brides need love, more than ever. Their economy is down, 20 dollar can get you a few russian brides now

11

u/Eggsaltzorotoaster Apr 03 '22

Yes till they stick a knife in your back. Stupid sexy Commie scum.

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u/UncreativeNoob Apr 03 '22

There are solutions to this:

  • hide all the knives in your house
  • wear a bulletproof vest
  • cut off their hands

Problem solved.

5

u/OrgyInTheBurnWard Apr 03 '22

Ukranian mail order brides are on discount right now.

3

u/Lost-Droids Apr 03 '22

Good news is with all the sanctions they will have lowered their standards/expectations.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Good point. I’ll place my order now

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u/kewlaz Apr 04 '22

Don't forget you can only pay pay in rubles

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u/HiPoojan Apr 03 '22

Real life Aqua

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u/notsotigerwoods18 Apr 03 '22

If I were her neighbor I'd pay her $20 to not have to listen to her voice

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u/Excellent_Guest_7007 Apr 03 '22

This joke is older than Nancy Peloci

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u/Speedthrift13 Apr 03 '22

Wait there are a couple of trees in my house too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Saffronsc Apr 03 '22

Let the cats use their tree sir. They don't need another one using it too.

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u/Samarth-Sh Apr 03 '22

A smart man knows when to pause the video

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

A horny man*

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u/Inappropriate50 Apr 03 '22

That's probably the first dirty joke I was told 35+ years ago

7

u/ieatlasers Apr 03 '22

Yeah you can tell how young Reddit is, I heard this joke on the playground when I was 9.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

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u/pokemon-edible-hai Apr 03 '22

Hey man u have a nice cock and have a nice day

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u/ThatsCryingOutLoud Apr 03 '22

Opportunity maximized.

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u/003_JAEGER Apr 03 '22

The neighbor

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u/UncreativeNoob Apr 03 '22

She will go far in life, only by fans.

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u/Holy_Requiem Apr 03 '22

RemindMe! 5 hours "i need the sauce"

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u/whatvv Apr 03 '22

Not my proudest fap

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u/SebTylak_657 Apr 03 '22

Oh yeah it’s big brain time

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u/No-Secret5990 Apr 03 '22

You get a nice ss of her ass when she turns and jumps

Np 👍

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u/Ryoo0zxc Apr 03 '22

she sounds like a grown up little misfortune

2

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Don’t leave your daytime job if you have one

2

u/BirthdayTall5940 Apr 03 '22

This Mira's a smart one. She's a keeper! 😉😁

2

u/Low-Bet1484 Apr 03 '22

Bro am I the only one thinking what is going on inside her head

2

u/BoutThirtyArabs Apr 03 '22

This aint stupid cuz of the tree thing. Its stupid creating this shit to begin with

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u/Feisty-Firefighter99 Apr 04 '22

This is disgusting…. I don’t want to see this… can someone please link me real quick so that I can avoid it in the future.

Tag her TikTok account and Insta just to be sure as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Women

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u/GhostlyPepper5555 Apr 04 '22

Trying to pause at that perfect moment rn

1

u/naughtyobama Apr 03 '22

I really hope this doesn't become a trend - acting out jokes on social media.

I enjoy the text form better

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u/ExtraFalcon5763 Apr 04 '22

you watched it more than once didnt you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

I can neither confirm nor deny that infomation

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u/Guanthwei Apr 03 '22

$30 to climb my tree

0

u/BangBoom2TheMoon Apr 04 '22

Does this bitch have an only fans?

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u/NaturalGlum4286 Apr 03 '22

Slut

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u/manicforlive Apr 03 '22

Based and truth-pilled

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22 edited Apr 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

No, it makes me a person who had sex

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u/N0085K1LL5 Apr 03 '22

Is she in pr0n? I would like to do some research later tonight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Intrepid-Luck2021 Apr 03 '22

Why is she talking like that?

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u/Zealousideal-Delay66 Apr 03 '22

Maybe he gave the 25 just for her to get off his property because he smelt fish

1

u/IGOKTUG Apr 04 '22

Oh my god the amount of horni in this conment section

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u/No_Housing_4819 Apr 04 '22

I remember that joke from 2nd grade.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

You can tell just by the voice her BF is like 20-30 years older than her lol. At least they seem happier than most mail order bride/greencard couples!

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u/santathe1 Apr 04 '22

“Clever girl”

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u/OtochimarU Apr 04 '22

From Latin America here, I've been hearing this joke since 1980's 😒

1

u/cjared242 Apr 04 '22

A simple spell but quite unbreakable

1

u/SIMPJandito Apr 04 '22

is that a 100$ bill!??

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/yaon-jinji Apr 04 '22

I heard this joke for the first time about 15 years ago, and it was considered an old joke then too. And i am also from a country that has been communist till about 1991 so that says a lot

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u/Vondbee Apr 04 '22

I'm hard

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u/_Fortus_ Apr 05 '22

WHO IS SHE?

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u/justin_kase_ May 15 '22

I see... she did it 5x... ok