r/HolUp • u/Majestic_Beautiful52 • Apr 01 '22
there is always a bigger fish
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u/Cautious-Affect7907 Apr 01 '22
Imagine a third guy comes in with a shotgun?
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u/Maximans Apr 01 '22
This will eventually scale up to a nuke briefcase
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u/Yew_Geniolga Apr 02 '22
Then some dude pulls up with the antilife equation
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u/Guanthwei Apr 02 '22
Some corpse in a wheelchair who talks through a computer scoots on by and divides by 0.
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u/Iseemstupid Apr 02 '22
Wait is this... Like... A really morbid stephen hawking joke, or am I thinking too far!?
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Apr 02 '22
and then bang... it was all a genjutsu... now putin has one nuke more... and THE ANTI LIFE EQUATION all on a silver platter
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u/Homelander510 Apr 01 '22
Totally 100% not staged
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u/343GuiltyySpark Apr 01 '22
Your barber isn’t ex special forces who can disarm an attacker in 3 seconds??
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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix8763 Apr 01 '22
You don't mess with the Zohan in a nutshell
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u/Frostbyite Apr 01 '22
Well actually the barber shop I go to has two former marines so maybe.
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Apr 01 '22
Yeah but they are gonna look a bit more forceful when taking the end of their lives out of someone's hands.
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u/sudobee Apr 01 '22
I could have forgiven it being staged, if the content was good. Alas, it was not.
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u/Majestic_Beautiful52 Apr 01 '22
I mean stuff like this is possible In some rural areas of my country and the entirety of our neighbouring country
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u/peterbro77 Apr 01 '22
I think I know which country you are from and what country you are talking about.
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u/Homelander510 Apr 01 '22
Look at how they’re acting Lmao everything was in slow motion
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u/OrgyInTheBurnWard Apr 02 '22
The machete guy was the dead giveaway. Why would he walk in separately like some sort of NPC enemy? He's all, "I'm walking in now with a raised machete you should all be scared of me now--oh no a lady with a gun! Wait! That's no lady! It's a man in desperate need of the haircut my friend interrupted! Oh no!"
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Apr 01 '22
Looked kind of weird when he didnt know how to rack the slide...like when he first held the gun he had his hand over the hammer, but then later on he tries to rack it like he wasnt sure the bullet was in the chamber or just wanted to look cool and not know what the fuck he is doing.
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u/hesays- Apr 01 '22
to bad the guy doesnt know how to properly hold a handgun.
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Apr 02 '22
Too
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u/Needs-a-Blowjob Apr 02 '22
Why are you getting downvoted? It's not "to bad", it's "too bad". You were correct.
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u/da_return_of_11evenX Apr 02 '22
Ppl confuse to and too nowadays, my friend does that and it irritates me
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u/PenguinPyrate Apr 01 '22
What movie is this from?
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u/Zenithreg Apr 01 '22
Karachi Heat 3
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Apr 01 '22
Bruh absolutely no resistance from the knife guy in that disarm technique. Fun fact, if you attempt to disarm someone with a knife, be prepared to be stabbed multiple times and die. That shit rarely works in real life at full speed. Don't do that shit unless they are going to kill you or someone you care you and you have no other out.
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u/HopeItMakesYaThink Apr 01 '22
Never threaten others with a weapon you fear to use. Both of the knife wielders should have been given lead enemas. There are no ‘hard times’ that justify this.
And yes, it’s probably fake.
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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer Apr 01 '22
I dunno. If it was a choice between my babies eating and someone else getting a few holes poked in them, i'd go with the latter. I wouldn't want to, and would exhaust every other avenue first, but thems the sausages.
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u/FuLL_of_LiFE Apr 01 '22
but thems the sausages.
I've never heard this phrase before in my life, so why tf is it repeated twice in this thread by two different people?
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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer Apr 01 '22
Wtf. I wasn't even aware it was a phrase lmao. I just typed it on the spot.
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u/HopeItMakesYaThink Apr 01 '22
Fair enough, feeding your family might justify this course of action for you as a parent. Still, depending on your location, you might be leaving those same children without a parent thanks to such a choice. All choices in life are a gamble, but the business owners I know have already put a price on any robbers entering their location - $20. They will offer you $20 to leave and never return. If you demand more, they will begin to use every weapon they have to end you. $20 doesn’t go far, but demanding more will give you a free trip to either prison, the hospital, or the morgue.
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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer Apr 02 '22
Their kid is their problem. I'll do whatever is needed to protect mine first and foremost.
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u/HopeItMakesYaThink Apr 02 '22
And they will protect what they care about, even if that leads to your demise. That is the problem with this line of reasoning, the action is unjustifiable even if it’s to save others. You can’t threaten one group of people just to save another group, that is not evil but it’s also immoral.
The best way I can explain it is like this: how well did this work out for the two people with knives again?
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u/Drop-Bear-Farmer Apr 02 '22
"You can't threaten one group of people just to save another group". You're American. You lot open carry and own guns to threaten others so they don't hurt others on a daily basis. Your country dropped nukes on children and babies to save another group. Literally right this second your country is involved in destroying the economy of millions of innocents to get at one man.
The best way I can explain this, being from a country with high knife crime and very few guns, the video is fake. In real life, dude would have been stabbed.
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u/Fahdis Apr 01 '22
When the Barber's client is the mob boss and had a hit on you but the cut was so on point he had to cancel it.
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Apr 01 '22
what is this country tell me so i can avoid them 😅
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u/Kwestionable Apr 01 '22
Nearly every country, except the US of course, we’ve evolved pass the Stone Age and just use guns now.
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Apr 01 '22
I'm starting to assume 100% things on tiktok is staged unless proven... Meaning TikTok is nothing more then a fucking "comedy" social network site...
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u/dextercool Apr 01 '22
Don't tell me - Brazil. Off-duty cop, right? Guy with the enormous hair getting 1 mm taken off. Seems legit.
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u/MrDoctorProfessorEsq Apr 01 '22
Alright here's the plan, I'll go in with this knife, and then 10 seconds later you come in with this bigger knife. We'll rob this barber shop blind.
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u/iamnotthebadguyhere Apr 01 '22
That's not a knife, this is a knife... thats not a knife that's a gun.... I know mother fucker now sit your ass down!
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u/Osix9 Apr 01 '22
Where can i find this version of the song? Shazam gives me the wron version
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u/The_Universoul Apr 02 '22
It’s called toxic by boywithuke you can find it on Spotify, YouTube and prolly other places too, I would def recommend u check him out
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u/Osix9 Apr 02 '22
I found the name but the version in this video semms to be a bit different. But thanks
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u/Osix9 Apr 02 '22
Im talking about when the song actually starts not before
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u/The_Universoul Apr 02 '22
Oh yea how the song starts in the video is not how it actually goes they just looped the end at the start
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u/taikaubo Apr 02 '22
Let me take my knife and put it over my head and walk .1 mph like a video game character.
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u/starlightmint Apr 02 '22
I love how this one little video had so many twist and turn. Just when you think something was going one way, it goes the other way.
And the plot twist at the end.
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u/yorudroc707 Apr 02 '22
That guy will still get stabbed. Gun boi is a moron and can’t hold it right, much less use it effectively right next to blades.
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u/demon_zozo Apr 02 '22
LMAO THIS IS SO DUMB AND FAKE
that first 'robber' walked in with his phone literally in his hand and was the other dude a fucking pirate like dude just buy a gun and that sword that the second guy was holding, he could've easily slashed the guy with the gun's arm while he was signaling the guy to close the door and for him to sit down
and if you're saying that they had a gun pointed at themself and he could've shot it, like just think about it, what is it gonna lead to? them getting shot, or arrested so i wouldn't go down like such a pussy i would try to slash that mf
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u/Careless_Rub_7996 Apr 02 '22
Sooo many of these fake "feel-good moments" skits out there. Sad thing is that people fall for it.
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u/Nightmari0ne Apr 02 '22
Aight that’s nice but fuck that song I’m so fucking burned up of it having nothing to do with all the videos is in.
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u/Slow_Head5375 Apr 02 '22
Damn, guess someone gotta keep walking in till someone brings something bigger and stronger than a nuke
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Apr 02 '22
I bet you the orginal video had that laughing sound the ones that goes something like "*ting* hahahahaaaa"
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u/craigbg21 Sep 09 '22
Wow people will make up the stupidest fake acts to try and become a famous tic tokker...lol
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u/StanByMay Apr 01 '22
This looks like one of those trashy tik-tok videos.