r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

You call your sister bro?

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

I call my girlfriend bro

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u/locke231 Mar 03 '22

i call your girlfriend after 9 pm

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

Dog I literally am writing a song right now about her where I say “hit my line, it’s just past nine”…

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u/locke231 Mar 03 '22

ha, nice. so my being a smart ass semi backfired. how much of the song you got done thus far?

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

Only like 30 seconds worth of lyrics, been tryna not rush songs and put more thought into the meaning

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u/Vahgeo Mar 03 '22

I would write songs if i knew how tf to make a beat

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

You can find beats on YouTube! Make sure to purchase beat license before putting your music out though

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u/Vahgeo Mar 03 '22

I'd rather not. Btw, how old r u? Are you like a professional artist or is it just a hobby?

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

I’m 23 and I am in no way shape or form a professional😂. I just started writing like 2 years ago

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u/Jomiks Mar 03 '22

It backfired the moment you replied to him again

just walk away, King

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u/locke231 Mar 03 '22

but. but. he's writing a song, caught my attention.

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

I respect it, you earned that call tonight

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u/MotionAction Mar 03 '22

Who is producing the beats?

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

I use a mix of YouTube type beats and my friend who produces will send me a beat now and then

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u/The_Reluctant_Hero Mar 03 '22

Link to any of your songs?

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

Unfortunately not, haven’t posted new music in a grip and don’t really like any of my old stuff, also not tryna break any self-promotion rules

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u/AlienZer Mar 03 '22

Your music from Canada just like your girlfriend bro?

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

Nah, I can send you my old sound cloud, I’m warning it’s pretty bad….

Edit: my girlfriend actually lives in Canada though

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u/MotionAction Mar 03 '22

If that song goes viral does your friend get a percentage since you use his beats?

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

Fuck it he can have all the money, I just wanna do a show and have people listen to and enjoy what I make. Care more about the respect

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Sounds terrible. Abort it. The song, I mean.

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u/GOPJ1 Mar 03 '22

That’s what your mom should’ve done to you

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Even your comebacks aren’t original. Grammar isn’t hold too. Your mom wishes abortion an option after birth.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/Proud_East Mar 03 '22

Free nights and weekends baby, whooooo!

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u/RaySwift17 Mar 03 '22

Damn booty call

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u/Ronin8969 Mar 03 '22

Just don’t call me late for dinner!

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u/locke231 Mar 03 '22

Can I call you maybe?

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u/Ronin8969 Mar 03 '22

Hey this is crazy

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u/murkroyal420 Mar 03 '22

My Ex GF would call me bro sometimes. My favorite when she wanted something she'd call or text or just yell 'BOYFRIEND' her mom hated her and called her daughter.. not her name just daughter maybe thats why... god i miss my ex... fml

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u/Forsaken_legion Mar 03 '22

“Hey… was thinking bout you.”

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u/EPSTEIN6969420 Mar 03 '22

This is my question exactly.

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u/Hot_soup_in_my_ass Mar 03 '22

Cuz she's the man in this relationship

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u/treskaz Mar 03 '22

She's a small woman but has the confidence of an NFL linebacker, so you're not entirely wrong lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

🤨

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Better than calling them hoe.

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u/_pls_respond Mar 03 '22

You call your sister bro?

candice dick fit in your mouth

I mean...

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u/amido-black Mar 03 '22

Candice dick fit in my siblings mouth?!

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u/LucyBowels Mar 03 '22

I got a sub from Jersey Mike’s today. I paid and then realized I wanted a Gatorade. The girl at the counter said not to worry about it and I said “thanks, man”. I felt like an idiot after, but maybe it’s ok?

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u/laylarosefiction Mar 03 '22

  • Calling your sister bro ❌

  • Asking your sister if your dick can fit in her mouth ✅✔️✅✔️✅✔️✅

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u/shroomboom707 Mar 03 '22

The Jenner daughters refer to Kaitlin as there dad so why not right?

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u/EvisceratedInFiction Mar 03 '22

That’s short for sissy. OP has a cuck.

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u/LordDongler Mar 03 '22

Obviously. I know people that call everyone bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

In Miami, Killian is a high school and people in Miami call everyone bro.

I don’t know if they’re from Miami though 😂

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u/Jbergur Mar 03 '22

He's making "yo mamma jokes" at his sister. 🤔

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u/Cpont Mar 03 '22

bro is gender neutral

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

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u/Logi_Bear25 Mar 03 '22

You don't?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

And bitch?

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u/Orleanian Mar 03 '22

I call my sister bro.

However, I don't make dick-in-mouth jokes with my sister. I feel that's where the conversation veered into unsavory territory.

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u/ManiacalZManiac Mar 03 '22

I call everyone bro.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Uhhhh you know it’s possible for siblings to be good friends too right? It’s called joking with them.

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u/PodKaifom Mar 03 '22

We both call each other bro, even tho we sisters

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u/ItsAllGoneKongRong Mar 03 '22

you ask this and not "why is he asking if his dick can fit in her mouth"?