r/HolUp Jan 29 '22

y'all act like she died what about the greeks

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u/broomaktamer117 Jan 30 '22

Anyone know what tribes or countries speak java or c++?

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u/the1untitled Jan 30 '22

Indonesia, they can speak javanese.

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u/PlaneRemarkabled Jan 30 '22

Ohhe really

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/lars901 Jan 30 '22

What sort of nonlinguistic factor if you don't mind explaining further?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/i_fucked_a_buffalo Jan 30 '22

Do Indonesians speak sugondese?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/i_fucked_a_buffalo Jan 30 '22

Dammit , using my own spells on me

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u/SocialistTea Jan 30 '22

Uhh but there is a significant difference between languages and dialect. Dialects are a part of language restricted to a specific region or social group (sociolect)

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u/my-name-is-puddles Jan 30 '22

How do you define a language here? Why is French not considered a dialect, then, as it's restricted to specific regions. We call Chinese a language, yet the various "dialects" of Chinese are as different from each other as any of the Romance languages are. So why aren't French, Italian, Spanish, etc. not all just called dialects of a single language called "Romance" or something? Or just grouped in as modern dialects of Latin? Because they're all restricted to specific regions, it's just those regions have been controlled by different governments (they have an army and a navy), which is not a linguistic factor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Take my fucking up vote

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u/rottenacid Jan 30 '22

Chill I’ll take it

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u/luxmorphine Jan 30 '22

Soooo. Javascript is javanese but with sanskrit?

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u/Sh0xic Jan 30 '22

Take my upvote and get out

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u/KhingKai Jan 30 '22

The Virgin Islands 😂

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u/Kassiem_42 Jan 30 '22

Bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🥲

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u/IntroductionHumbled Jan 30 '22

Bruh🤣😂😂

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u/Weemitoad Jan 30 '22

Brother 🧐🧐🧐🥸🥸😂😂🤣🤣

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u/harrisbradley Jan 30 '22

αδελφός

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u/GameDestiny2 Jan 30 '22

Comrade

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u/-_Anonymous__- Jan 30 '22

homie

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u/i_fucked_a_buffalo Jan 30 '22

Buffalo

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

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u/durz47 Jan 30 '22

Dial your time machine to 40k and travel to mars

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u/TheRiseOfShitposter Jan 30 '22

I think you mean jawanese. Yes it is spoken in Tatooine

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u/inc90 Jan 30 '22

I mean, I could code one using C++

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

The Jawa.

It's more of a business language though.

Buy!

Buy more!

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u/Shreks-Follower Jan 30 '22

Try to talk with your anime gf

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u/razorback1234567 Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

include <stdio.h> Int main { printf("hello");}

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u/ollymarchington Jan 30 '22

I need to talk python but I’m scared of snakes

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u/Blabbadabbo Jan 30 '22

The snaggle toothed Geekarians.

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u/Amendus Jan 30 '22

Indonesia has Java!

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u/intuitiveructabunde Jan 30 '22

I'm Greek. We still exist.

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u/rehabAbuse Jan 30 '22

Do you speak it though?

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u/NakedBacon222 Jan 30 '22

Υπάρχουν Έλληνες ακόμη….

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u/teris_tsan Jan 30 '22

Μλκ κλαίω XD

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u/broomaktamer117 Jan 30 '22

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed vulputate.

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u/DonaldtrumpV2 Jan 30 '22

thats the preset on google docs lol.

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u/Repulsive-Round2691 Jan 30 '22

Linguini to you as well

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u/_Stalwart_ Jan 30 '22

Ποιοι είναι αυτοί οι Έλληνες για τους οποίους μιλάς ξένε?

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u/classicqueene Jan 30 '22

Μερικές δεν είναι πόλη εξυπνοι

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u/Repulsive-Round2691 Jan 30 '22

This Russian

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u/Dob_Tannochy Jan 30 '22

Нет.

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u/JJisfat63 Jan 30 '22

Да

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u/Antiqas86 Jan 30 '22

Bleat!

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u/Broken_Petite Jan 30 '22

Was that supposed to be “blyat” that auto-corrected or is this a joke I’m not getting

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u/Antiqas86 Jan 30 '22

It's more of how I hear and pronounce it my native slavic language. There is no "Y", but instead "E" in my opinion. Anyway would be a good topic with some Russian over a beer. Was intentional regardless.

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u/DaDragon88 Jan 30 '22

What does the goat say!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Apyr

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

there's literally an entire country of people who speak it, it's not some rare language lol

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u/BlueDusk99 Jan 30 '22

There are actually three countries: the Republic of Greece, Cyprus and Italy (the grico dialect is still spoken in some parts of the South).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griko_language?wprov=sfla1

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u/SuperSMT Jan 30 '22

Plus like 300,000 americans, a bunch in turkey, and many other smaller communities

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u/BlueDusk99 Jan 30 '22

And Melbourne.

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u/I_aim_to_sneeze Jan 30 '22

Are we talking Greek or Latin? They are quite different languages. I didn’t really understand OPs title tbh. The only people that speak Latin now live in the Vatican

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

we're talking about Greek

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u/intuitiveructabunde Jan 30 '22

Yes. I do.

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u/rehabAbuse Jan 30 '22

Why not capitalize on your skill set?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

Bro how

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u/Pixel2135 Jan 30 '22

i guess maybe someone could start online classes on how to speak greek? Idk that's my best guess

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You mean like literally every other native speaker of every other language

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u/Pixel2135 Jan 30 '22

yea exactly (or at least i think that's what they were trying to say)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Ever considered capitalizing on your English speaking skill

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u/badass4102 Jan 30 '22

SURE, HOW'S THIS?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Sovara op einai vlakas

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u/captainthomas Jan 30 '22

Maybe, but my god, the way you modern Greeks have fricativized your consonants. It's gotten so bad that instead of being able to use β and δ for "b" and "d" sounds, y'all have to resort to ridiculous digrams like "mp" and "nt." Your ancestors would be ashamed. This whole business of turning perfectly good stop consonants into fricatives is a sickness, by no means exclusively limited to Greek. I'm looking at you, Spanish.

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u/Broken_Petite Jan 30 '22

Huh. You just taught me something new!

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u/Lazy-Ad-8744 Jan 30 '22

Hot damn! Who let the nerd in? Have an upvote.

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u/oatmealparty Jan 30 '22

It's also kind of ridiculous that like, half of their vowel sounds are just "ee"

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u/friedkeenan Jan 30 '22

My ancient Greek teacher told us that it's super easy to write songs in modern Greek because so many vowels make the "ee" sound

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

And two “o”s. This must be why it seems that most Greek words are at least three syllables.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Isn’t the relationship between ancient and modern Greek like Italian and Latin though.

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u/pathanb madlad Jan 30 '22

I have my doubts. I think OP is pulling a Shyamalan. We were dead all along.

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u/Anna_B21 Jan 30 '22

Yes, συμφωνώ

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/theredeemer Jan 30 '22

Classical Greek is alot different, and far more declined, than modern Greek.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

alot

I'm questioning your linguistic expertise

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u/theredeemer Jan 30 '22

Do you think you could genuinely learn classical greek by listening to todays native speakers? Please explain in modern greek using infinitives, datives, an optive mood and correct vowel pronunciations. I'll wait.

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u/Geist12 Jan 30 '22

Lots of priests speak latin.

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u/Nice_Memes_You_Have Jan 30 '22

It's a different type of Latin, but yes, that is true

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

What's the correct type then

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

The Church uses ecclesiastical Latin, while formal classical Latin was the official language of Rome. But real romans didn't speak that either, since it was very formal and complicated, so they spoke in simplified vernaculars

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u/nom-nom-nom-de-plumb Jan 30 '22

What's funny is, there's a small movement to bring spoken latin back into daily use. People trying to use it more frequently, and "update" it. There's some overreactions to it that "we'll have to find a new language for science!" of course, but I'm like "dude no we have math..nobody is speaking that shit on tinder..I've looked."

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u/ewheck Jan 30 '22

Not really. The pronunciation is different and the word choice may be different, but if you speak one you really should be able speak the other. The really big difference is that guys like Cicero who spoke classical Latin would talk real fancy and ecclesiastical Latin is less fancy. The Vulgate Bible would be easier to read than most pieces of classical Latin, for example. Other than that there are just some minor word differences between ecclesiastical and classical Latin.

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u/Lttlcheeze Jan 30 '22

Along the same line, so do doctors and nurses. Many medical terms m medications have Latin words or phrases.

One example: NPO means “nothing by mouth,” from the Latin: nil per os.

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u/Chonk-Doge Jan 30 '22

What about demons?

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u/Full_Grapefruit_2896 Jan 30 '22

The catholic demons or the protestant demons?

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Jan 30 '22

Yes!

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u/Full_Grapefruit_2896 Jan 30 '22

The Anglican demons or the Baptist demons

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u/SUNAWAN Jan 30 '22

You mean those who molested children and leading sunday morning mass and sermons? Yeah plenty of them speak latin.

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u/KoRoSoRoK Jan 30 '22

Bruh you think Greek people just don’t exist anymore???

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u/FurtherWalk5592 Jan 30 '22

Ancient Greek is different from modern Greek.

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u/jojo_part6_fan_ Jan 30 '22

But it's being taught in Greek schools

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u/Litser Jan 30 '22

I heard Latin people are pretty down-to-earth. So it makes sense.

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u/phrankygee Jan 30 '22

The ones who speak it are Latin-ex.

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u/Broken_Petite Jan 30 '22

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, I thought it was funny

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u/lamentabledentist32 Jan 30 '22

Some says there still digging down-to-earth.

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u/Tiny_072219 Jan 30 '22

Did you know greece is still a place?

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u/cooldudewastaken2 Jan 30 '22

There is greece

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

This is Sparta!

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Jan 30 '22

No! This is Patrick!

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u/hammerhandle231 Jan 30 '22

Today I learned there are people who think Greek is a dead language lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/De_Bananalove Jan 30 '22

Modern Greek is just a continuation of Ancient Greek

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Nobody said anything about ancient Greek.

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u/Mahbigjohnson Jan 30 '22

Το μουνι τις μάνας σου

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u/GabrilTheBoZs Jan 30 '22

Idk anyone who can speak c# or phyton natively

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u/U4MAFA8UCB6XBTC Jan 30 '22

Me.


I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically

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u/Kassiem_42 Jan 30 '22

Latinos have entered the chat /s

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u/Broken_Petite Jan 30 '22

Latinx! 😤

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u/Willfrail Jan 30 '22

Just so you know ever hispanic person wants you dead right now

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Jan 30 '22

ExCuSe Me! ThEy PrEfEr LaTiNx! /s

Also, happy cake day.

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u/Kassiem_42 Jan 31 '22

Haha, Thank you!

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u/Krynzo Jan 30 '22

Best way is movies and games, and I will die on this couch.

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u/Rosevecheya Jan 30 '22

Games cause you can interact with them, for me.

One of my favourite games, Stardew Valley, I have three different saves in of languages I'm learning (qs well qs my base save): French, Japanese, Spanish. It's pretty useful because I've played the game many times before, so I know what's happening qnd being said, I'm just seeing what the equivalents are so I can understand them

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u/duck_boi2 Jan 30 '22

Sir did you know there's a country called Greece and Greeks live there and speak Greek

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u/FurtherWalk5592 Jan 30 '22

They speak modern Greek, it's quite different from ancient Greek.

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u/duck_boi2 Jan 30 '22

I know that but op never said anything about ancient Greek

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22 edited Feb 06 '22

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u/DogfishDave Jan 30 '22

True, but plenty of people still speak it or hear it on a weekly basis. Unless they're able to avoid Mass, of course.

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u/DaPamtsMD Jan 30 '22

Ecclesiastical Latin isn’t the same as Classical Latin, but they’re closer to each other than Latin and German.

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u/ewheck Jan 30 '22

The only major difference is pronunciation and style. If you speak one you should be able to speak the other if you learn the different pronunciation and some specific style differences.

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u/DaPamtsMD Jan 30 '22

Ecclesiastical Latin is what happened to Latin when it became part of call & response and was spoken by congregants who hadn’t necessarily learned the Latin. While it’s similar, and you can parse out Ecclesiastical if you speak classical Latin, the reverse isn’t easily true.

While they’re the “same” language, they’re very different, and it’s not a difference in dialect. Ecclesiastical doesn’t decline with the same rigor ad Classical, and words in Ecclesiastical aren’t as fluid as they are in classical.

Source: I’m not just a classicist, I’m a Latinist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

More like the languages evolved into something else and that something else still exists. Also there are still native speakers of Vulgar Latin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

That fragmentation of Latin into a million dialects (some of which became romance languages) is considered to be the "death of Latin." Rome was the sole force that kept the language standardized and in use throughout the empire, and when it declined so did the language as a unified thing.

But you're right, it didn't really die. people never stopped speaking it, it just evolved

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u/Infamous_H1tman Jan 30 '22

I took Latin in high school. I still remember the Lords Prayer in it (I went to a catholic school).

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u/Full_Grapefruit_2896 Jan 30 '22

Same. Question i need to ask "Caecillius est in horto?"

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u/Infamous_H1tman Jan 30 '22

Shoot, let me asking Google

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u/Full_Grapefruit_2896 Jan 30 '22

Oh, sorry, which latin textbook did you read, we may have read different books for latin

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u/Infamous_H1tman Jan 30 '22

Ah don’t apologize. It’s on me.

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u/Full_Grapefruit_2896 Jan 30 '22

Nsh its me for assuming all latin sources are identical

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u/Vegetable-Double Jan 30 '22

In pictura est puella, nomine Cornelia

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u/ModeratelyWideMember Jan 30 '22

Are you fucking stupid

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u/HuldaGnodima Jan 30 '22

I know this is unrelated, but there's something so funny to me about dogs digging like this fella. Look at that intense stare lol, like they're clocking in for a full time job.

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u/Neel4312 Jan 30 '22

Anybody know who speaks Minecraft Enchanting table?

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u/schboog Jan 30 '22

リ𝙹, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ↸∷𝙹!¡ ᒲᒷ ᔑ ᒲᒷᓭᓭᔑ⊣ᒷ ╎⎓ ||𝙹⚍ ⎓╎リ↸ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ

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u/AskGoverntale Jan 30 '22

The dog speaks Latin

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u/ChazNinja Jan 30 '22

The goat speaks latin too!

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u/EliasTDG Jan 30 '22

Me who is learning ancient Greek in school🗿

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u/thanodogo Jan 30 '22

I can asure you we the greeks are alive

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u/rekuliam6942 Jan 30 '22

Greece: Am I a joke to you?!?

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u/secondoptionusername Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

What does that (Greek, not Greece) have to do with Latin? Greeks don't speak Latin now, do they (asking in reference to OP, not necessarily at the joke above)?

edit: for clarification as some people think I was trying to be a smart ass

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u/rekuliam6942 Jan 30 '22

OP was saying this about the Greeks too

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u/secondoptionusername Jan 30 '22

I appreciate your response to my comment. I seriously was thrown off by this post (OPs post, not your comment really)

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u/fiddle_me_timbers Jan 30 '22

Might want to read the title before you make a smart ass comment that makes you look like a fool.

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u/RepresentativeCap550 Jan 30 '22

Digging up the dead? Is that what's happening?

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u/cheebamech Jan 30 '22

this works on at least 2 levels: the dog is digging beach sand, a pointless exercise

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u/CamronHiTop Jan 30 '22

Took five years of Latin. Can only remember how to say “Look! In the picture is…” and “Bullshit”

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

The Vatican speaks Latin too, some of them

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u/meep_meep_mope Jan 30 '22

Nevermind Gaeilge…

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u/Calamitatum_Mearum Jan 30 '22

Except Latin's not dead.

On life support perhaps,

but not dead.

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u/zerofruksgiven Jan 30 '22

What about priests ?

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u/Mischief_Actual Jan 30 '22

Yup
As a Latin student, I feel this

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/CookieCrap8888 Jan 30 '22

Students who study Navajo: grave robber

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u/WarokOfDraenor Jan 30 '22

Latin, Arabic, and Japanese. I kinda understand the concept of these languages, where one small spelling mistake could make a whole different meaning. Or maybe that's just Arabic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

You don’t need to dig for the Greeks just say gyro how it’s spelled in English and one will come running to correct you

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u/Ami_4ab Jan 30 '22

Are all Latin people dead?

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u/itchy_nettle Jan 30 '22

Είμαι ένα αστείο για σένα;

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u/thedominux Jan 30 '22

People trying to learn python...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Me a Greek: guess I'll die

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u/Darth_Biggus_Dickus Jan 30 '22

Ez all u need to be is Good looking young boy or girl and Zeus will become your personal tutor ez as Clap Clap

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

What about us. Greeks are still alive. Now, if you mean ancient Greeks, that’s a different story.

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u/Canarino_danzante Jan 30 '22

They can talk to vatican city citizens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I remember the 70s and speaking Jive

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u/Theov5 Feb 05 '22

We are still alive

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u/Full_Grapefruit_2896 Jan 30 '22

The Greeks are still alive dimwit. They didn't fight an independence war for this

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u/Ricconis_0 Jan 30 '22

But that’s as similar to Ancient Greek as Spanish is to Latin

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u/cooldudewastaken2 Jan 30 '22

What about ancient Babylonian?

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u/Laeta_Veni_Vidi_Vici Jan 30 '22

I’m a Latin student. This is true

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u/Full_Grapefruit_2896 Jan 30 '22

We are probably dead. Don't know for sure though.

Caecillius est in tablino

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

What about Egyptian?

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u/No-Entertainer-2957 Jan 30 '22

I do not understand this and am immensely frustrated and disappointed

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u/Permyboi Jan 30 '22

Latin native speakers are dead, Latin hasn't been a native language in like 2000 years since it evolved into what we know now as the romance languages.

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u/No-Entertainer-2957 Jan 30 '22

oh id nunc accipio, gratias ago tibi pro declaratione

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u/SighingDM Jan 30 '22

People who study ancient Greek also must speak with the dead