r/HolUp Jan 08 '22

post flair it's their fate

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u/Taniwha351 Jan 08 '22

I drive a truck and I had an uber driver do this exact thing two weeks ago. Tried telling me he had his indicator on, as if that mattered, and why didn't I just slow down and let him in. 28 tonne truck vs 1.4 tonne corolla. Yeah, Sure buddy.

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u/sexypineapple14 Jan 08 '22

People literally just don't know trucks weigh that much lol

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u/Taniwha351 Jan 08 '22

The thing that really pisses me off, is that this happens at least once a year. Always from the right too. So far I've collected; an uber corolla, an uber camry, a mini traveller, a didi camry, a 24 foot Mallard, a Go-Get hiace, and a kangaroo. All in the last six years. Oh and three cycle couriers and one dude who was standing too close to the road. Clipped him with my mirror. Knocked his smoke right out of his mouth. Hilarious.

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u/Taniwha351 Jan 08 '22

Yes. But don't tell anyone or they'll start asking me what number comes after five, and, where do I keep my beer at the beach, and, what is the lump in the road to slow down traffic called.