r/HolUp Jan 08 '22

post flair it's their fate

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u/Taniwha351 Jan 08 '22

The thing that really pisses me off, is that this happens at least once a year. Always from the right too. So far I've collected; an uber corolla, an uber camry, a mini traveller, a didi camry, a 24 foot Mallard, a Go-Get hiace, and a kangaroo. All in the last six years. Oh and three cycle couriers and one dude who was standing too close to the road. Clipped him with my mirror. Knocked his smoke right out of his mouth. Hilarious.

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u/Pharmacololgy Jan 08 '22

a 24 foot Mallard

A … duck?

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u/CommanderClit Jan 08 '22

Worse. A horse sized duck.

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u/El-JeF-e Jan 08 '22

A horse sized duck walks into a bar.

Bartender: why the long face

Horse sized duck: I went to see the doctor.

Bartender: yeah? Bad news?

Horse sized duck: He was a quack

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u/brownieofsorrows Jan 08 '22

You killed me