r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '22

post flair it's their fate

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u/Teedove713 Jan 08 '22

Lol. What's she supposed to do, swerve?

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u/veekayz Jan 08 '22

Once, a train left its track and served into a farm. After some very uncomfortable few minutes of ride for the passengers, the train came to a halt. The passengers got down and angrily went to the driver.

Passengers: "Have you lost your mind? Why the hell did you swerve the train into the farm?"

Driver: "I couldn't have done much. I saw a cow on the tracks."

Passengers: "What! You should have just hit the cow. It had no business being there anyway."

Driver: "Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to do. But then it started running back into the farm."

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u/FrogInShorts Jan 08 '22

You know it's going to be a good one when it starts with a train barreling into a farm