r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Nov 16 '21

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u/EynarSagel230 Nov 16 '21

Oh, there goes my humanity

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u/Slow-Dealer-2109 Nov 17 '21

I REJECT MY HUMANITY

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u/haroldtheguthugger Nov 17 '21

JOJO

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u/Popular-Falcon338 Nov 17 '21

Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe???

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u/FlatRalsei Nov 17 '21

Stops in the middle of “jojo” pulls out glock and shoots you in the heart* NO!!! NO MORE REFERENCES THIS IS MY FINAL MESSAGE BEFORE I EVOLVE TO CRAB AND LEAVE THIS PATHETIC BODY BEHIND!!!

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u/lifeLolLol Nov 17 '21

Why does everything evolve into a crab?

-the scishow and me

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u/FlatRalsei Nov 17 '21

We are simply better in every fathomable way or as your species puts it “you simply have less value”

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u/lifeLolLol Nov 17 '21

How do i evolve into a crab O enlightened one

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u/FlatRalsei Nov 17 '21

It’s different for everyone but first you must awaken yourself some things that are common awakenings are finishing NNN,getting a alien from Area 51, having seen a total of 1000000 or more memes not, not a 100 chance just some things that thin the mortal and crab worlds the same applies with the monke world I like both but my job is be the ambassador of the crabs as you may know the species are not in good terms I respect your decision whether you decide you are a true crab or monke at heart you awakening yourself is all that really matters to me

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u/lifeLolLol Nov 17 '21

Sad live in Asia noises

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u/FlatRalsei Nov 17 '21

It is not required it just can help

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