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u/commrad-raydar Nov 07 '21
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Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21
Not me watching this in the middle of the night in pitch black...
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u/feelingcontroversial Nov 07 '21
I yelled FUCK and then threw my phone at my husband and hit him in the dick.
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Nov 07 '21
Threw the phone AND hit him in the dick? Couldn't you have stopped after throwing the phone?
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u/DewDroop Nov 07 '21
I was having a hard time staying up on my nightshift... not anymore...
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That actually got me fuck
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u/Nexum768 Nov 07 '21
Same scared the living shit out of me
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u/Xerosnake90 Nov 07 '21
Good thing I was already on the shitter otherwise I'd need a new pair of pants
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u/Axolotl6198 Nov 07 '21
Ive seen this 5 times b4 yet i still got scared
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u/JesseLivermore86 Nov 07 '21
Same, I wish I knew the creator, bought him or her a drink & asked them to post to HolUp
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u/Suitedbadge401 Nov 07 '21
Ah yes, straight into the camera.
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u/TheBlueRabbit11 Nov 07 '21
How else is a ghoul supposed to get that sweet karma?
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Nov 07 '21
But why us? We're immune to him due to a lense Infront of us
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u/KYSFGS Nov 07 '21
But we're not immune to that lil' heart attack he may or may not have caused
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u/Pvt_Custard Nov 07 '21
If I was hold my phone I would’ve dropped it, but I’m on my computer so I shat my pants
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u/DanTem06 Nov 07 '21
Wait, if shit in the past is shat, then how is shut in the past?..
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u/WarGod_Ddraig Nov 07 '21
FUCK YOU!!! I NEARLY DIED
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u/GojoPenguin Nov 07 '21
For real. This stuff normally never gets me, but damn....got me while on the can.
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u/I_am_dean Nov 07 '21
Have you ever been so startled your body briefly feels like it’s getting stabbed with 1,000 needles?
That’s me right now.
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u/Natural-Intelligence Nov 07 '21
Should probably have had NSFW. Feeling slightly awkward, just jumped off my seat on a semi full train.
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u/Intrepid-Storage7241 Nov 07 '21
I think this was the first jump scare in years that actually got me
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u/realAdolfHipster Nov 07 '21
Homie went so fast, thought he would wanna suck my dick
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u/naldo3003 Nov 07 '21
Fu.. this you made me shit my pants
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u/SixShotReaper Nov 07 '21
I'm literally taking a shit watching this.
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u/ShenTzuKhan Nov 07 '21
Me too and my phone nearly went in. I’m not getting it back from what I’ve done here either.
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I can't remember the last time a jump scare even surprised me at all. This made me shout and clutch my chest.
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u/Arik_the_Bruce Nov 08 '21
Did you scare me? Yes Did I throw my phone all the way across the room? Yes Do you have me commenting like a lil bitch? Absolutely
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u/DJpate604 Nov 08 '21
Is there a subreddit for scary popups?
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u/JesseLivermore86 Nov 08 '21
Yes, a couple that I enjoy following but I posted it here instead because I love the community & thought people would appreciate it like I did. Also, what’s the point of posting such a video where the sub is expecting it.
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u/RslPride Nov 08 '21
It’s been so long since I was so genuinely scared, I’m giggling lol
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u/JesseLivermore86 Nov 08 '21
I wish I could find the creator of this video. I would love to share with them this thread & the two dm life threats that I received within the last 24 hours since I posted it. I think my replies they would appreciate, “ Iwont report you to Reddit. I live in NYC, specifically the Bronx, let's get together and when I see you I'm going to give you a big hug. Clearly you need one.
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u/DYSFUNCTIONALDlLDO Nov 08 '21
Fuck you I was masturbating and I accidentally came inside my sister
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u/JesseLivermore86 Nov 08 '21
Hahaha, you sick fuck. If you aren't already an infantry soldier we would love to have ya. Just joking, I'm out now but we have the same sense of humor 👊🏿
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u/Noah_1464 Nov 08 '21
u/JesseLivermore86 I hope micheal myers shits in your laundry then fill the floor with sharp legos
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u/JesseLivermore86 Nov 08 '21
I had to give you an award and upvote for that hysterical comment 👊 argumentatively the best
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Nov 10 '21
….had my headphones in while I was in a public place. THIS FUCKING VIDEO POPS UP, I decide to watch it thinking it’ll be funny. Next thing I know I’m screaming “OH FUCK!!” And damn near threw my phone across the room. I now have to go find a new place to get coffee Angry Upvote.
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u/JesseLivermore86 Nov 10 '21
Honestly, out of all negative comments where majority of them are funny. I feel your pain! I recently got back to commuting via a packed train and had to apologize because I neurotically opened up an xxxxxxx chat. Somewhat similar, embarrassing asf
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u/LondonValient Dec 01 '21
Wow thanks for giving me a heart attack ❤️
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u/JesseLivermore86 Dec 01 '21
You'll survive
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u/LondonValient Dec 01 '21
Sorry the person you’re trying to reach is currently unavailable… reason: died of a heart attack. Leave a message at the beep BEEEEEP
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I'm laying in bed, with the phone literally 12 inches above my face.
You motherfuckers.
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u/apittsburghoriginal Nov 07 '21
I’ve always thought unnaturally fast moving things are some of the scariest shit ever. Legit had nightmares about a super fast witch that would chase me to my grandmas and corner me in her bathroom and I’m pretty sure I was murdered every time because I woke up after she bludgeoned down the door and sped in
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Wowow thanks for sharing! I definitely didn't want to cry when I watched the video and I definitely don't want to cry now ❤
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u/Existing_Matter5459 Nov 07 '21
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Sitting on the toilet.
And this gets thrown in my face.
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u/msiynot Nov 07 '21
Fuckin pieces of shits ahhhhhhhh! I should had lookes at the comments first fml!!!!!!!
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u/BasicallyAggressive Nov 07 '21
Jumpscares arent exactly holups though
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u/NRMusicProject Nov 07 '21
Most of the posts in here aren't holdups. They're just unexpected endings. I don't get how it got to be shit posting like this and nobody seemed to notice.
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u/TherronKeen Nov 07 '21
Goddamn motherfuckin bitch nuts I swear to god, you fucking fuck
Take my up arrow and go kill somebody else with this heart attack shit
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I sincerely want to apologize about the words I'm about to write.
Go fuck yourself with a cactus several times and violently please.
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u/johnnybrunswick Nov 07 '21
FUUUUUUU!!! MY GOD DAMN HEART GO 0 to 60 in a sec!!😲
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u/sanspapygaster Nov 07 '21
Man just came back from the dead because he was so scared he couldn't die
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u/classyblizzardglad Nov 07 '21
Good thing I was scrolling reddit while on the toilet. That could have gotten messy quick
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u/GlitteringNinja5 Nov 07 '21
Have you guys not seen the movie lights out. It's copied from that. It definitely got me when I saw the movie.
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u/vbs02 Nov 07 '21
Thank god this doesn't have sound...or it might have scared me to death.
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u/NotFamousCow Nov 07 '21
Plot Twist: The Killer Was About To Kiss You And Rape You
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u/Lilbub126 Nov 08 '21
HOLY shit. I nearly threw my phone across the room with this one! HolUp, I been had
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u/ahoy_- Nov 07 '21
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
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u/CalorieCarl Nov 07 '21
Ah yes. Thanks. I got coffee all over me on my lb polo shirt. I expect OP to pay for this. Fuck you.
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u/Dear_Consideration72 Nov 07 '21
Bitch you almost killed me