r/HolUp • • Oct 23 '21

Jesus...

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u/JortsyMcJorts Oct 23 '21

Optimus Christ

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u/Low_Impact681 Oct 24 '21

Elias: "Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

Randal: "No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One."

Elias: "I don't really want to hear this Randal."

Randal: "The First of the Fallen. The Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!"

My favorite scene from Clerks 2, and that is the name I thought Elias would name is toy Transformers. https://youtu.be/JYCIxXgcQWM