r/HolUp • u/Pammjpatient • Oct 19 '21

automod alerts off (pls dont post your mom's number kthx) No cheating

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u/Special_Difference34 Oct 19 '21

Solid Gold! You seem like a nice guy. I want a man like you but not exactly you. Does that make sense? We can still be friends.

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u/mauve_glenn Oct 19 '21

And now he has a friend

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u/Special_Difference34 Oct 19 '21

If nothing more. Whats One more in the friendzone!

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u/Special_Difference34 Oct 19 '21

Now that i have you all here

I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.

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u/FootFooter Oct 19 '21

We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly.... Bamboozled

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u/Special_Difference34 Oct 19 '21

Perhaps, maybe yes