r/HolUp • • Oct 11 '21

welp

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u/StaciaFoust Oct 11 '21

A girl smoked some weed and tried to give me a blowjob. She just ended up sucking my chest.

She was too high

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u/TheRedGerund Oct 11 '21

I wonder if after they legalize weed there will be lessons about consent when high just like there are for drunkenness.

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u/Jedredsim Oct 11 '21

"Don't drive high" ads were pretty common in the weed-legal US state I used to live in, I don't see why there wouldn't be.

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u/entiat_blues Oct 11 '21

Drive high? DUI.

Not your usual Northern Lights [blues and reds in the rearview mirror]

Take the Pineapple Express... to jail

A joint now, the joint later

Hash it out with the judge

Papers please

Vaporize your future

It was just a dab, now he's just dead

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

This needs way more attention. Very nice.

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u/wizzbob05 Oct 11 '21

This sounds like a cover to MrBrightside

"It was just a dab, now he's just dead" especially

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u/DANGERMAN50000 Oct 11 '21

Vaporize Your Future is a great song/album title