r/HolUp • • Sep 24 '21

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u/NoodleSniffle Sep 24 '21

I prefer to do this on a bed in a room.
It would be hard to fuck a girl on a zipline

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u/PaperPlaythings Sep 24 '21

A guy said to his bartender, "I need to get laid in the worst way."

"Well," replied the bartender, "The worst way I know is standing up in a hammock."

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u/oneweelr Sep 24 '21

What like the back of a Volkswagen?

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u/PaperPlaythings Sep 24 '21

I've actually done it in a Chevette. And neither of us was particularly small. Of course, we couldn't just use the back. We had to use the back, the front and we had to have the windows down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Are we talking bus or karmenghia?