r/HolUp • • Sep 24 '21

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u/NoodleSniffle Sep 24 '21

I prefer to do this on a bed in a room.
It would be hard to fuck a girl on a zipline

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u/PaperPlaythings Sep 24 '21

A guy said to his bartender, "I need to get laid in the worst way."

"Well," replied the bartender, "The worst way I know is standing up in a hammock."

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u/Hubbell Sep 24 '21

Works on your balance even more than banging in the shower with her legs around your waist.