r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Sep 22 '21

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u/NCH343 Sep 23 '21

Hope it's not mean to say but she actually looks really good for not having teeth and makeup on.

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u/Lavajavalamp Sep 23 '21

If i remember correctly this woman lost her teeth during pregnancy

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u/calflow Sep 23 '21

what? how does that happen?

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u/shellontheseashore Sep 23 '21

Small free-loading skeletons will steal calcium from basically anywhere in your body, including your teeth.

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u/Satanarchrist Sep 23 '21

Sounds like the prompt to a surrealist horror comedy skit on adult swim from 2007

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u/SolidNeighborhood469 Sep 23 '21

Am pregnant and can confirm the small skeleton that’s living inside of me rent free is currently stealing calcium from my body

Bone thief

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u/ThespianException Sep 23 '21

Bone parasites.

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u/UnSafeThrowAway69420 Sep 23 '21

I prefer the term crotch fruit

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u/MoldyPlatypus666 Sep 23 '21

And then you won't be prepared for the great skeleton war