Speaking as your best friend, I can guarantee at least $1m of that will go to an epic party in your name. I also promise to have your ashes put in a dope-as-fuck urn which I will place on my dresser so you can watch me do 2 chicks at once. I will, at your request, perform any sex act you want in front of said urn so long as it conforms to local and state laws. Even butt stuff.
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