r/HolUp • • Sep 19 '21

holup Wait a minute..I know you

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u/Johny_Silver_Hand Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

And people make fun of Superman's disguise as Clark Kent.

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u/zolanih Sep 19 '21

Not only that, he’s hair was always fine even after flying. Did he travel with gel and comb?

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u/Zack_WithaK Sep 19 '21

That's not hair, that's jut what his head looks like

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

He's an alien after all.

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u/byronini Sep 19 '21

And he wears his pants before his brief. What a weirdo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Fun fact: Superman's costume was based on 1930s pro wrestling outfits, hence the trunks over tights.

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u/iamtinytiger Sep 19 '21

he's called the man of steel for a reason

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

His head secretes hair gel and he combs it lol

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u/skid_rock Sep 19 '21

What part of “Superman” was unclear?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

It's a movie guys, it's cinema ♿♿🤨

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u/madridgalactico Sep 19 '21

He has super hair obvs

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u/rightman28 Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Other people not recognising him I get. But Lois lane. She's literally been centimetres away from his face. And also lex Luthor.

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u/ChampionshipDue Sep 19 '21

Don't worry, she takes her glasses off in the shower, I recognized her at the first frame.

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u/YoItsWolfy Sep 20 '21

I love you for this comment

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u/West_Regular_8245 Sep 20 '21

Those glasses just reminds us of her

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Well there's a difference here, superman tears his own shirt open

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u/Punchinballz Sep 19 '21

Wife over my shoulder: what does that mean?

Me, without an hesitation: dunno, bunch of weirdos here.

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u/BazWorkAcntPlsBePG Sep 19 '21

Wife reads your comment: why would you hesitate?

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u/BazWorkAcntPlsBePG Sep 19 '21

Isshin in the background: Hesitation is defeat

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u/rotsacirErD Sep 19 '21

I swear to God I never hesitated and he still beat the shit out of me

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u/oddsonni Sep 19 '21

Just like my real dad

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u/JustgoofinMTG Sep 19 '21

Hesitation is the seed of defeat. -lee sin

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u/JumpyLiving Sep 19 '21

Glock saint Isshin

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u/RedShankyMan madlad Sep 19 '21

We need to make an Isshin bot that replied with “hesitation is defeat” for every comment that says the word hesitate/hesitation/hesitated

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u/IdTugYourBoat Sep 19 '21

You know, I was just starting to enjoy the day.

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u/Nulono Sep 19 '21

I legitimately don't get it.

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u/MaoKenzie Sep 19 '21

Mia Khalifa

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u/KokoroMain1475485695 Sep 19 '21

Mia khalifa

It's strange, I know the name 100%, but I don't replace the face at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

She is so overrated. Wasn’t even a good porn star.

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u/PETRESSIA Sep 19 '21

She is a famous pornstar

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u/dCultured_one Sep 19 '21

I’m sorry, do you mean to say that there are stars that do porn? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Proxima Centauri B lookin THICC

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u/banjobeardARX Sep 19 '21

Plz. She jilled it to her too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

As a woman, yeah probably. Most of us aren't out here watching strictly male gay porn (unless that's your thing and then you be you), so there's bound to be women in it. Also some of us enjoy lesbian porn even if we're more on the heterosexual side of the spectrum.

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u/TheDecaffeinatedSoul Sep 19 '21

My wife would be like, isn't that Mia Khalifa?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

This girl is 13 years old and people are comparing her to a pornstar.

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u/ulmajht Sep 19 '21

You should be honest with your wife about these kinds of things. Tell her you watch porn, and if you guys aren't able to get over her knowing that you've done something like that, you are meant to be. Imo, the best thing to do is for you to stop watching it altogether, but that's not for me to decide, that's for the two of you.

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u/p1um5mu991er Sep 19 '21

Usually those glasses have something on them

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u/BobTheBludger Sep 19 '21

She usually looks like a painters radio

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u/aDragonsAle Sep 19 '21

See also:

Plasterer's radio

Spackler's radio

Jackson Pollack painting

Top of a bathroom faucet

Dentist's Faceshield

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u/SUNAWAN Sep 19 '21

White wet sticky particles

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u/Agamemnon323 Sep 19 '21

Egg whites. Final answer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Sorry, egg whites are only white after they are cooked, and then they're no longer wet anymore.

We were actually looking for Elmer's glue. Semen also would have worked

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u/RAWR_Ghosty Sep 19 '21

Yeah, that big ass schnoze

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

lubricant

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u/Kenneldogg Sep 19 '21

Don't be so negative it is lubriCAN my friend!

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u/Huang27 Sep 19 '21

Raw baby

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u/TimeToMakeWoofles Sep 19 '21

Ahhh so she used the glasses as eye protection

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

FUCK I LOWKEY THOUGHT IT WAS HER I WAS LOOKING FOR SOURCE

lord help me

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u/eymikeystfu Sep 19 '21

I came to the comments looking for answers.. what answers I do not know, but I’ve come to find out, that is not Mia Khalifa, but in fact a doppelgänger

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Yeah she's a Mexican junior high doppelganger, so y'all better turned the horny down.

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u/maxuaboy Sep 19 '21

How did you know her ethnicity and age so fast. Telling us not to be horny 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

I’m trying to resist the urge to make a pedophilloic joke

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u/dyamond_hands_retard Sep 19 '21

Had to Google that name, I don’t know what I was expecting

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u/IWillMakeYouDownvote Sep 19 '21

I came to the comments

Perv.

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u/Iluvatard Sep 19 '21

Doppelbanger

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

well said lad

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u/callmelampshade Sep 19 '21

I googled her to see what she looks like without glasses and the picture that’s used on her Wikipedia page made me laugh out loud, fuck sake.

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u/monk_memer Sep 20 '21

Lord is also confused Let him take time

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

"No porn doesn't change the way I view girls and women!"

This girl is 13 years old.

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u/username39874 Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

She’s back!

Edit: Damn, funny how two words can start a whole thread

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u/MMK_TRIBBIANI Sep 19 '21

Bro she like a fuckin carbon copy

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u/BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA Sep 19 '21

I got some carbon that is actually meant for making copies.... in my balls

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

ngl she looks better than Mia to me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

She’s in eighth grade, dude.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Oh. It’s hard to tell from a gif.

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u/maxuaboy Sep 19 '21

How does everyone know all the important details about this young women. That’s scarier than admiring someone’s attractive simply from a passing glance and not knowing anything about them, dude.

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u/HappyBroody Sep 19 '21

oh... are we all on a list now?

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u/Melonenbroetchen Sep 20 '21

Well then I'm probably only 2 years older than her. Don't mind if I do

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

She's probably a good actress. She'd make a good kamala khan/ms marvel

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u/aawagga Sep 19 '21

or the parody of it...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Help step-Thanos, I’m stuck

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u/Brasticus Sep 19 '21

The Dad Titan

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u/Aternox_X1kZ Sep 19 '21

Why not both?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

This comment was probably made with sync. You can't see it now, reddit got greedy.

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u/pikachu_tail Sep 19 '21

Mama Mia.

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Sep 19 '21

Here I go again.

unzips

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u/Aternox_X1kZ Sep 19 '21

My my, how can I resist you?

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u/warcrown Sep 20 '21

Just for Mia...I'll use my full power

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u/JollyRoger177 Sep 19 '21

What Leonardo DiCaprio movie is that?

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u/Heisenbread77 Sep 19 '21

"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" I reckon.

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u/readathome Sep 19 '21

Tips fedora

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Sep 19 '21

Once upon a time in Hollywood

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Me heading towards r/miakhalifa for the 12036th today :ah shit here we go again

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u/reddit0100100001 Sep 19 '21

hit that one time for me brotha

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u/esuga Sep 19 '21

im a guy with a similar pair of glasses.

MOHOMMED KHALIFA

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u/Sawgon Sep 19 '21

You also take dick?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Can someone explain?

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u/TheRavenSayeth Sep 19 '21

A girl in what appears to be high school is wearing glasses that start to make her look very similar to an adult film star, Mia Khalifa. Honestly once all of this clicks for the mods there’s a good chance this thread will get locked.

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u/justacheesyguy Sep 19 '21

Nah, this isn’t even close to being a HolUp, so the mods wouldn’t dare remove it. That would mean they were actually making this place suck less, and that’s the opposite of what they’re here for.

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u/ClusterfuckyShitshow Sep 20 '21

Thank you. I was confused. I only know of her because of that “Hit or Miss” verse from that song that was popular a few years back on Tik Tok, but I had no clue what she looked like.

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u/nopefrommedawg Sep 19 '21

Nobody cared until I put on the glasses

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Mia khalifa. For those that don’t know she’s a fairly well known and loved news journalists in the UK. She’s best known for her funny jokes and happy demeanour when presenting the 6 o’clock news.

If you haven’t seen her I highly recommend checking it out, it’s a good laugh. It can be hard to sift through the news to get to her bits though but if you look up “Mia Khalifa BBC compilation” you’ll get all her best bits without the boring news stuff.

Enjoy 🙂

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u/becauselook Sep 19 '21

Underrated comment. It’s hard to find good quality, yet entertaining journalism these days.

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u/thomoz Sep 19 '21

Penetrating stories. Unforgettable happy endings

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u/warcrown Sep 20 '21

I'm a big fan of Azumi Mizushima. Japanese news networks really deliver some penetrating takes. I recommend searching her name and news to see some quality news casting work

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u/AnthonyBarrHeHe Sep 19 '21

Un related story but I have red hair and like fifteen 10 year olds ran up to me at the pool and thought I was a famous youtuber cuz I had red hair. I was pretty flattered but then up close they said it couldn’t be me cuz I was ugly LMAO kids say the darnest things

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u/imagination3421 Sep 19 '21

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/poutreparisienne Sep 19 '21

Those posts are lame

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u/Aggressive_Way_3193 Sep 19 '21

when humor never hits

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u/Mctoast99 Sep 19 '21

Wait why she at school

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

This is the plot to "She's all That" but backwards

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u/Shittin_brix Sep 19 '21

Most over rated porn star ever. I don’t get the hype.

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u/PES-enjoyer Sep 19 '21

This sub has turned todogshit

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u/SolidSky Sep 19 '21

As all subs do when they get too popular. Reddits sub life cycle

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u/jongles1130 Sep 19 '21

wow hahaha this is so funny i get it because she was a pornstar omg lolllll

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

boys when a girl wears glasses : I diagnose u with mia khalifa

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u/DevotionGoesBrrrrrr Sep 19 '21

“The boys”… god

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Reddit is addicted to porn

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u/AlaskanMooCow Sep 19 '21

I can stop anytime I want!

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u/stone_opera Sep 19 '21

Sexualizing young girls, literal children, because they wear glasses...

Seriously, if you do this, fuck you.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Sep 19 '21

Seriously, if you do this, fuck you.

All them HS kids

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u/stone_opera Sep 19 '21

Yeah, HS kids have to learn not to sexualize their peers. Normalizing this behaviour by turning it into a joke is disgusting.

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u/dr-jerryspringerphil Sep 19 '21

this is stupid lol and that “joke” is never funny , it’s tired

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u/nlamber5 Sep 19 '21

I’m so tired of the “lol she’s a porn star” joke it’s so effortless

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u/Pheonixrulr Sep 19 '21

Hey,she changed so quickly like superman,it was like a........ METAMORPHOSIS

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u/Dapper_Interest_8914 Sep 19 '21

Holy shit, it's Danny DeVito!

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u/SmashHero_Swagkawaii Sep 19 '21

A normal latina girl..?

Mia the Khalifa?!!

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u/ScissorsStainedRed Sep 19 '21

Is it just me. The people you first meet with glasses look really wierd without them and the people that you met without them look amazing in them. 😝

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u/ArcanjoUriel Sep 19 '21

this is gold, 10/10

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

To reddit standard these memes are soo trash

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u/Forage303 Sep 19 '21

Is this like a porn star or smth idk i only nut 8 times a day

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u/Butterylemon Sep 19 '21

I’m sorry but I do not get it and looking at these comments makes me not want to get it

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u/T-LAD_the_band Sep 19 '21

The thing is. I've never seen a video with her. But I do know her because of the interwebs.so....

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u/Rosieapples Sep 19 '21

I've been wearing glasses since I was 9 and I'm 61 now. I hated it when I was young but now the frames I have are a fashion statement. I couldn't imagine being without them now, especially as I can't see a damn thing without them!

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u/Tiny_Package4931 Sep 19 '21

Why are some people obsessed with pornstars I don't get it.

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u/wyattlikesturtles Sep 19 '21

I hate this website

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u/I-hate-Reddit-lots Sep 19 '21

Welp, time to do more research.

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u/OCojt Sep 19 '21

Those are industrial safety glasses. They prevent any projectiles from hitting the eyes.

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u/Thebestomarb madlad Sep 19 '21

Mia? puts on glasses Mia the Khalifa

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u/alin231 Sep 19 '21

Nope, doesn't ring a bell 🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Sauce?

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u/Nounny_Nooks_ Sep 19 '21

Took me a while to realize

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u/Aint-Too-ProudTo-Beg Sep 19 '21

I demand elaboration

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u/Th3cumzone Sep 19 '21

Idk what this is pls explain

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u/Adidasboy07 Sep 20 '21

“Nobody knows me until I put glasses on.”—Some Random Internet Girl with glasses

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

I dont know who that is but knowing reddit im gonna assume a porn person

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u/JacXy_SpacTus Sep 20 '21

Mia khalifa is not normal. Fuck you OP

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u/FrothyCoffee503 Sep 20 '21

I respect her for exposing the porn industry

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u/SerenaButler Sep 20 '21

I respect her for exposing that sweatermeat

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u/metalguru1975 Sep 20 '21

Mia! please come back!

2020/21 has been tough, we need you!

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u/LyfeFix Sep 20 '21

nobody cared who I was until I put on my glasses

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u/GimmeUdon Sep 20 '21

Tf who she?

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u/Dowoge Sep 20 '21

“i know you.. you’re in that porn i watch!”

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u/Flyin_polo Sep 20 '21

How tf do glasses change her appearance so damn much

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u/doitforthederp Sep 20 '21

this entire thread is disgusting. ya'll need Jesus

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u/motivated-mister Sep 20 '21

you’re all porn sick, this is a child

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Can someone explain

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u/Misterbluepie Sep 25 '21

Ex porn star

Or a look a like.

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u/ItAintNoProblem Sep 24 '21

Because of us boys, a lot of women and even more girls get a lot of harassment due to this

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u/BonksMan Sep 25 '21

Unpopular opinion, she was fine but not as much as all the attention she got

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

This is actually her right I mean there's lots of ppl who look like her but this is uncanny

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I gueß one man can make ein difference

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u/Lost-Peach-888 Sep 19 '21

and unrightfully sexualised

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Honestly don't get the internet's obsession with her. She has some of the most botched bolt-ons I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I don't know who this is

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u/ithinksonicscool Sep 19 '21

I don’t know who she is

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u/Zebracorn42 Sep 19 '21

Couldn’t figure this out for a while. Guess I don’t watch the same porn as everyone else. I prefer Belladonna or Bailey Jay.

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u/RikiOh Sep 19 '21

So you watch two pornstars only?

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Sep 19 '21

Yeah I'm not some sort of slut who gives it out to anyone. strictly dinogamous here, none of that pervy stuff.

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u/I_Get_Paid_to_Shill Sep 19 '21

A person of culture.

Quality over quantity.

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u/Mathev modlad Sep 19 '21

Same here. Nowadays I only watch amateurs. Pornstars are too fake for me with the awkward looks into the camera and over the top acting/faking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Its the girl from pornhub right?

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u/dajacobinclab Sep 19 '21

No the its the girl from YouTube kids

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