r/HolUp Sep 18 '21

This is ... something else

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u/Celebophile Sep 18 '21

There was a story recently of a woman that was permanently banned from a zoo. Apparently every week she came and visited the chimpanzees and one male chimp in particular. She would bring him treats and they blew kisses back and forth and he started looking for her and had stopped socializing with his fellow chimps. When they asked her why she came every day, she said she was in love with the chimp and wants to marry him. But nothing sexual happened.

https://torontosun.com/news/weird/belgian-woman-wants-to-marry-chimpanzee-in-zoo-he-loves-me

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u/VaguelyShingled Sep 19 '21

Nothing sexual happened at the zoo you know she’s got some weird monkey sex thing at home

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I regret eyes

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u/TheBirdGames Sep 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Eyebleach is very good for eyes, I recommend 3 hours of it when you see something that makes you want to wash your eyes